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Show Eddies. A man who shakes for tho drinks with his friends and does It too often will find, sooner or later, that his friends will shako him and tho drinks will make him shake. The man who Is as honest ns tho day Is long finds at this season of tho yenr that the days aro growing shorter. Dun & Co. roport It costs moro to live than ovor beroro In tho history of tho United States. Hut, isn't It worth more now? In New York, If you Bhnvo yourself, your-self, unless you own a tamo rat, your wlfo will be compollod to cut your hair. The barbers will not. Hy tho way, tako ono of thoso homo-made hair cuts with sheepshears. It will carry you hack to boyhood and tho home "out yonder." Our old collego chum, Strickland W. Glllllan, recently hnd his funny bono brokon In a wreck. Cracking good joko! Housewives who bought their ChrlBtmns presents In Juno should go over them occasionally to keop out tho moths. An old nxlom Bays tho mnn Is thrice armed whoso causo Is Just. Tho Hut-falo Hut-falo Nows thinks this Is true, but adds: "And four times, he who gets his blows In fust." A nowspaper speaks of a giant that weighed seventy Btono. Now, how much Is a stone? Answer quickly nnd without consulting a dictionary. Tho modorn Jack Horner doos not sit In n corner; ho gets up one, In stend. A Blnglo pcnslvo maid Is often expensive ex-pensive when married. Helng mlsernblo Is a hnblt. After n time It becomes n companion, and later n drug. If you nro miserable, you iiro mentnlly 111 nnd need a men-tnl men-tnl doctor. Put nwny the thoughts thnt shroud your faco In gloom! Let the sunshine In! Many a black mustncho hns painted a young woman's fnco red. "The nrc lamps In tho street have a real polo llght look." Thus wrote tho tunny mnn on tho Phllndolpbln Hullo-tin. Hullo-tin. Then ho blow ror the night beroro be-roro tho proofreader could send down word to glvo no quarter. Tobacco Btnlns can be removed from tho front of n ninn's linen shirt by pouring hot wnter over tho spots. It Is not necessnry to remove tho man first. In fact, better results aro so-cured so-cured If the man Is Inside when tho pouring Hikes place. |