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Show A RIES March 21- - April 19 The onset of cold weather leads Arians to inevitably think of the rapidly approaching Holidays. Your foresight is admirable, ut you have begun spending early and at an alarmingly rapid pace. If you continue to acquire new winter gear and toys, you will have nothing left with which to actually enjoy the holiday festivities. Of course, now that you have new gear, trips in the backcountry are always free. Sticks and stones do break bones, so make sure you wear you kneepads in the early season- and only use your rock boards until more snowpack accumulates. ws April 20- May 20 Your calculating analytical outlook typical of a Taurus may be overpowering your creative genius. This month is a favor- able time to expand your suppressed artistic endeavors. Do not fear any criticism your efforts may spawn, as Vincent Van Gogh was a Taurus. nally lack of creative stimulus can be quickly remedied by an afternoon jaunt to the mountains. EMINI May 21 - June 21 This fall your general disposition is unusually pleasant aid will continue into the new year. The whining of a cantankerous individual, whether a coworker, friend or roommate is aimed at reducing you to a lesser level of earthly pleasure. Use your positive Gemini vibe to uplift that individual. i your efforts do not succeed, escort this person to the ski slopes where enlightenment is inevitable. "rier June 22 - July 22 Your new foundj joy is derived from the recent snowfalls in the city and mountains. The life of a Cancer is easily influenced by weather changes and patterns. In the near future lawyers will become a concern, you had better start saving your money for a retainer now. Freedom from legal issues. can always be found on the slopes, just avoid ducking under Avalanche Area ropes, no matter how tempting. EO July 23- August 22 An influx of money before the new year will allow you to engage is artistic pursuits. The unconventional nature of Leos allows ou to define art as anything from the traditional canvas and easel to the modern slope-side carvings/jibes of the skier/snowboarder. As a Leo you know that art is the highest form of self expression available, no matter what the conservatives say. GO August 23- September 22 The nature of your quest in life will bring on many moments of solitude and introspective questioning. When you find all the peace and quiet a little too disturbing, as a Virgo naturally will, confusion and mayhem can be found at any Utah Jazz game or Utah Grizzlies match. If all the brotherly bonding associated with sporting events is overwhelming, consider instead the mind numbing bliss found nightly at the Zephyr Club, Spanky’s, or Club DV8. Just remember to save enough money to make skiing/snowboarding. a daily event, and always, always be nice to your mom. a onde, IBRA September 23 - October 22 Libras are acutely affected by the shortness of the days this time of year. The inherent change of lifestyle this time of year will leave you with time on your hands and an increased yearning for cultural enrichment. found in the eye of the beholder. No matter what you think culture is, one sure way to fill your empty time is a day on the ski slopes. | :. af Fortunately for you, culture is like art and is to be Fraé dil Labial ‘CORPIO October 23- November 21 Lately your life is more like a dream than the reality of the niche you have carefully carved out for yourself. For a quick reality check, head up to the jumping hill at Bear Hollow. Your daredevil antics on the slopes will be incomplete without catching big air, so go big or go home. Explosive crashes may hurt your body, but nothing can tamper with the tempered soul of a Scorpio. Just as a tree gains a new ring every year, you too will see an increased bulge around your waist if you don’t begin to exercise more. a AGITTARIUS November 22 - December 21 This month your circle of friends will provide the supportive surrogate family like only those seen on TV. Dinner parties and feswe EY LTE Sl ¢ Skiing High Rustler, or Boarding Great Scott, non-stop, from top to bottom? | ° Running the Salt Lake Classic? will surely test the mettle of any resident of this planet. Your superior skills for dealing with adversity are your greatest asset and will be put to great use when it’s actually you on the side of the road with your car hood up this winter. As a rule of thumb, if your car dies MAKE YOUR DREAM A REALITY, How? | when going up to the ski slopes, have the good taste to get to the side of the road quickly so § i nombannc January 20 - February 18 This month gainful employment will become an issue you would rather not have to confront. The necessity of money, derived from the toil called a job, detracts from your more important and productive efforts, particularly those efforts exerted on the slopes. While money both liberates and enslaves, you have more inter- esting pursuits than validation through cash earning ability. As always, family is important; long chairlift rides are conducive to resolving natural differences so your full attention can be ported on the run down. SCES February 19- March 20 While the emotional volatility ocd with romantic _ pursuits has a profound effect on all the Zodiac signs, Pisces are particularly affected. A successful romantic conquest is one of the greatest accomplishments possible and will reflect positively on all other aspects of your life. Denial in romance is an ageless torment and will quickly bring humility respected by all. For a bona fide ego boost, head to ee confirmation that your are qccalya in control of your life. for a quick the ue while biking the Wasatch Crest » Trail? “APRICORN December 22 - January 19 The stress brought on by automobile problems Sn 2a eae are to the contrary, the good ole days are here and now. With your food intensive routine, remember sliding downhill does not burn the calories like hiking uphill in1 the backcountry. |. ith Personal Training. Individually designed fitness plans, and customized — ® workouts with a a certified professional ¢One on One Training ¢ Tandem Training °Group Training Upon Request ¢Aerobic, Aneorobic and Strength BL lraining °Post Rehab Trainin Ski Conditionin cbse M ‘Taught every Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:30- 9:00 pm. KATHLEEN LEOPARDI 801-486-7755 When it matters! -Kathleen Leopardi Page 10 , , 120 You DREAM OF... tive brunches will continue to be integral to your social life into the new year. 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