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Show ‘Mondo 2nd Anniversary Issue - November 1996 Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume Ill, Issue 1 Must 1 November 1996 Read. _ ANNOUNCING... age ayn) SNOWBOARDING! _ Effective medical weight loss | | Oat co Se © 97 - 99% EFFECTIVE ° SAFE EL, © UTILIZING THE LATEST MEDICATIONS G5 ](e <a © COMPREHENSIVE WEIGHT | ee TTT TY - | © MANAGEMENT PROGRAMS | S520 Be WATE Publisher John Bresee (76761.205@compuserve.com) 4 Editor David Baker (72557.2760@compuserve.com - The Mystic Ronny “TheLips” Pinner | Real Estate Editor Alexander “Alex” Miller (AlexanderMillergjuno.com) | SnowMan Craig “AvalancheAvenger” Gordon -. Sports Editer David “MountainMan” Peck (peckdave@aol.com) Environmental Editor Creighton “Grandmama’sBoy’" Hart ‘Contributors. ars Ca . Jill Adler (mtnmedia@xmission.com) J. Daniel Hall Jennifer Strange _ sa | | Marta “Druellyfinger” Heilbrun _. 25 Photographers | WV. ThePaes.. Widdietan Lee “TheVictim” Cohen — _ dack “CoverBoy’Popowich ? _. Brian “FStop” Millenbach” Sales Manager Sales Whirlwind - Accountant Peanut _ WCR Legal Squad Jon “Fats” Atencio (JonAtencio@juno.com) — Steve “Parasailor” Mayer (mayer@utw.com) RJ. “InkSpot” Penner Carolyn D. U. Baker | Brady “Tort” Toensing, ESQ Eddy “lliSueYourArse’” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ Copy Editor The Finest Plumber Taking applications... Johnny “Goombah” Olsen THE FINE PRINT: Warning: All the employees of the Wasatch Canyon. Reporter are incredible athletes in top physical condition and are highly trained in the activities described and depicted in the pages of this newspaper. Unless you train like a bantam weight pen risk catastrophic injury oF eath. Stay on the couch. FANCY YOURSELF A GREAT WRITER OR SHUTTERBUG? The WCR welcomes all writers. and photographers. We do_ not unfortunately, pay much. Well, anything, really. Read information below if interested. If still interested after that, call 486.1388. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the address below. We Aeron. one we get if it has your name and address and you go eee on your enemies. e’ll withhold ae identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporier is a community newspaper published once or Sometimes twice a month all ear. The next issue comes out in about a month. Our motto: “Delay is preferable to error’ (Thomas Jefferson) - ee we uSually have plenty of both. The WCRis the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with some computers and a laser printer. This paper ts staffed exclusively with volunteers. 12,000 issues are mailed or handdelivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material ©1996 and all that. Printed on partially-recyeled paper. In the unlikely event there are old papers left when. we deliver the new ones, we recycle those. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of David or John. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. A sepier@ number of people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours. Until you see a “Fact Checker’ listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter, Or better yet, type an article and sendit to us. We welcome art, photos, 35,000 word manifestos and ifts of food. We might run it if it doesn’t stink, but remember: We do not pay money for unsolicited material, your reward is the incredible fame accorded WCR contributors. Be sure and include a photo release if you’re sending a photo. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect, Photoshop, QuarkXpress & many other Bears for Windows. Special offer: BUY 5 Submissions will not be returned so do not send us your only copy. If you enclose a selfaddressed Slamped envelope we'll appreciate it but we still won’t return your stuff. Buy some ads please! TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about cee a aoe for a lifetime subscription; to: WCR SUBS | 4 ASHTON AVE, STE 204, SLC UT 84106-2374. SUBSCRIPTIONS for $100 prepaid, GET 1 FREE. Order them for all your friends. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a member of the Utah Press Association and the Sandy Chamber of Commerce.If you have Oe ease we can help. The best printer in Utah also happens to be the least expensive - call .1388 for information. Wasatch World Canyon Reporter Headquarters are located at 1104 Ashton Avenue, Suite 204 Salt Lake City UT 84106-2374 Voice 801-486-1388 Facsimile 485-2735 Our eye-popping website: http://wwws-w cr.com : 9 OO A. ALEXANDER JACOBY M.D. 3 ‘ Cover Photographer: TJ Miklos Subject: DOME Location: Pow Mow, Utah 7 | _ For your free consultation call: Moree | | _ ® PHYSIAN SUPERVISED Le . | ° LOSE WEIGHT & KEEP IT OFF! : De Facto | Medical Director . xiik _ 9355 SOUTH 1300 EAST, SANDY @s. |