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Show Wasatch Canyon Wasatch Canyon Reporter Volume 1, Issue 13 Mid June - Mid July Reporter, Mid June - Mid July, Page 3 WVITAL DAVID Pe READING cCcK Publisher John Bresee Editor David Charles Baker JOHN BREESE=E | Production Manager & CFO Balog Intern Sara Lindeman Staff Stud David “CashAdvance” Peck Hor Staff Mystic Ronny “CPA’ Pinner sSsPeors Cor WV Real Estate Editor AlexAnder “Alex” Miller Cover Boy Kelly “WhiteBuffalo” Hancock s-9sS SrArrF ZA STROLOGY Advertising Sales Executives FROn *SSTROHE I © MyYysTicl” PE Jon “Smoothie” Atencio NINEFe ~- "WAY ~ James “Hunter” Holland. 11 Big Ron’s Fan Club President/Staff Writer Marta “Spiteful” Heilbrun Contributing Photographers IN SOME. ISSUES: Chris “BigHair” Murray Craig Dillon LETTERS TO THE EDITOR EDITORIAL Lee Cohen CALENDAR Jarret Rubis | Copy Editors — _BULLWHEEL Carolyn “HoneyBear” Uhle NEWS Mara (Wanna?) Walsh BRIEFS WCR Legal Squad Brady. “Slip and Fall Guy” Toensing ie Eddy “Dog Bite” Carrrolll, Ill, ESQ. Adam “GiveMeParticulars” Chase TO SUBSCRIBE: $20 for about a year, $38 for two or so, $54.20 for threeish, $68.78 for approximate four years, $1000 for a lifetime subscription’; to: WCR SUBS, PO BOX 8118, ALTA UT 84092-8118. Despite what you may hear or read, we really do send out the papers, eventually. New, special offer: BUY 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS for $200 prepaid, GET 1 FREE*. Order them for all your friends. *Do this and get a free psychiatric interview from “Dr.” Baker. No interns were harmed in the creation of this paper. Back issues $2 each. Bulk discounts available. Letters to the “Editor” should go to the same address. We publish every one we get if it has your name and address and youse don’t call anyone a *@$%#8&! or discuss bathroom activities. We'll withhold your identity if you ask, but we gotta give it to anyone you libel. The Wasatch Canyon Reporter is a community newspaper published once a month until November when we got back to approximately twice a month. The next issue comes out sometime in August. Probably late August since we’re all going on vacation. The WCR is the medium altitude alternative published by another bunch of people with a computer and a laser print- er. (Actually, we borrow the laser printer from Perry & his brothers & sisters). This paper is staffed almost exclusively with Cottonwood Canyons employees but we'll take anyone. 10,000 issues are mailed or hand-delivered to a wide variety of people and places in and around our canyons, the lower 48, and the world (one issue goes to Hong Kong). We can’t afford that subscription verification service yet, so trust us. All material © 1995 and all that. Printed on partially-recycled paper. No swiping our brilliance without written permission of someone who works here. The opinions expressed in this august publication are those of the writer. Sometimes not even his or her opinion - if it was just an assignment. A surprising number people lack a good, solid sense of humor. Try to find yours if you read something you hate. Until you see a “Fact Checker” listed above, accuracy is not guaranteed. Caveat Emptor. You get what you pay for. If you don’t agree with something, write a letter. Or better yet, type an article of 1,000 words or more. Send it to us in text format on an IBM-compatible disk with printout. We might run it if it doesn’t stink. None of that Apple stuff, please - we use Word, WordPerfect - Wasatch Canyon Reporter PO Box 8118 Alta UT 84092-8118 at line 801-486-1388 | Facsimile line 485-2735 CompuServe E-Mail 72557,2760 7s genge sce Location: “A secret spot in the Wasatch; We won't tell you.” --Chris & Kris ¢ | Security/Collections Kevin “K-Band” Peterson & QuarkXpress for Windows. “COVER PHOTO BY: Chris Murray/C.S.M. Photography 2, aS Kristen Ulmer ¢ Tt really happened. Video available: Stop by and ask Mn. Reduced to $4,4444. Welloee to show you the Shirt pictured available hotograph. or $6,666. ; |
