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Show Page 4-Wasatch Canyon Reporter, April - Mid-May 1995 Ss to bribing Troy, Michigan’s _ Dear Mr. Bresee, Volume 1, Issue 9 edition of your publication found its way to Michigan. You see, my son, the ski 3, Lee Cohen gets photo credit, and Gordon’s name is misspelled - Gordie Pheifer it should be Gordy or Gordon Peifer. Gordon, having nice, mild manners, inherited from his mom, will probably overlook this rude, inconsiderate, ignorant fat-fingering of his (our) name, but, this is his it UU not-so-mild-mannered father faxing. Next time you put his name, or any-_ one else’s name for that matter, in print, get it right, | _ Mr. Bresee. Otherwise, _ UTAH POWDER © _ Wasatch Powderbird Guides RESERVATION & INFORMATION: - (801}742-2800 ly respond to actions of our society.’ This officer had perceived the point that I was attempting to- Dear Editor, | But to address your All right Ffeipher, how did you know I have article about crime pays in make, (while not. necesfat fingers? Bilious,I Little Cottonwood, I sarily agreeing with it) in the editorial; which was think it is time for you to thought I would share my relax a bit. I paid Lee _ experience with the Utah not supposed to be an Cohen fifty bucks for the justice system. It was a indictment of our police, right to run that photo. Deep Powder Day, 1982- but a commentary on At normal ski model rate 83. I parked at the mouth our society which is so be editor becoming one, your craved-for by few old Gordooon is hauling of Little Cottonwood and troubled. After having various cars broken into (very few) readers will down ten percent of that hitchhiked up for the powshortly deserve a place long green. That means der. Upon my return to my fourteen times in my life, near grocery store check- that I put a pocketful of auto, a thief had relieved I should be complacent theft. | out registers juxtapose lunch money in “EI my. VW bug of all its about Gordo’s” wallet. Willy, wheels. Therefore, I was Unfortunately I believe I - other bloody rags. Your articles are gen- your letter had all of the forced to leave my car have the right to listen to in my _ car. uinely comical. P’d hate not components that would overnight. The next morn- music Nowadays I am tapping ing I replaced my wheels normally make up an being able to read them because of starry sighted- intelligent letter, yet, it and drove off with my auto out a fast rhythm on my ness from high blood pres- came off seeming that. and a parking ticket for steering wheel, to which my sorry voice is the only ‘sure caused by upsets over you might be... a bit overnight parking in hand. I went to see the judge, | accompaniment. It is— your butchering our touched. Keep in contact already butchered by with us Big Billy, we pled not guilty. The judge time we took a hard look appreciate the scrappy, if asked me if my car was at our society and started everybody family name. Little to fix some of the large indecipherable, defense parked © = at Other mistakes [ll excuse scale problems with fambecause I don’t necessarily of your offspring. Sorry Cottonwood Canyon ilies, schools, justice sysbetween the hours of 12:00 notice them. Next time get about messing with your am and 6:00 am. I said tem, and economy that it right, Mr. Breezy. family’s moniker. We yes. And explained why. cause the woes that I regard the Wasatch Hochachtungsvoll, = _.--Bill Peifer (Grosses P Canyon Reporter, and its Judge (name withheld to have been whining about. Dear WCR, — _many typos, as a sixteen avoid ugly retribution) kleiner eifer) Just nabbed a copy of said, and I quote, “I did not your paper and must admit ask you why it was parked to enjoying the cavalier there, I asked you if your $ tT A U RANT car was parked there writing - reminds me of © Gracious Dining On The ee the hours of 12:00 days past when I garnished _ UPPER LEVEL, WATSONS BASE OF GERMANIA LIFT xx« ALTA AM and 6:00 AM.” I those attitudes. It is thus Frioy the Warmth of Our Flrleplace While You Dine replied, “Yes,” and was my pleasure to send you a Go urmet LL unches ~ handed a guilty verdict and _ preserved copy of my early | Appetizers Entrees — Escargot, Pates, Seafood ee et ily Special ‘Meats, Fajitas, told to pay the fine. days, The Booger Book Thirteen years later; every (yes, still available, espeall are eae daily Desserts cially at Halloween). ve | 7 Our own German style hot Apple | two weeks I hear the same , Salads Strussel with a Brandy Vanilla Sauce Actually, I’ve now story. “My car was broken eee Seafood, Pa Chef and other SHAE desserts with Espresso and Cappuccino into.” The police don’t moved on to environmen_ We take pride In preparing, Ves in our own kitchen, all of the foods that we serve. want to stop crime! They ~ tal issues and produce regSELECTED WINES AND CORDIALS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST want to ticket and tow your ular updates, as well as a DISTINCTIVE GIFTS car. Because they know line of related products RESERVATIONS REQUESTED 742-3037 you, the honest, working - (yawn...Okay, so I'll admit that Booger tees are now in taxpayer, will pay. printing, so what!) Sincerely, Chie 2 LEGENDARY crossword puzzle - for anal-retentives. recycling of your partially recycled paper. With a roster of editors longer than that of the Wall Street Journal, what’s the prob- | lem? Perhaps, with Mara (Wanna?) soon to want to bum Gordon, has been making the Wasatch mountains his primary bumming territory for several years. He is on the cover of the issue. On page | (Akin to: Peffort. large P page zoning board for an out- little effort) Editor’s Response: house permit, I'll perfect — Place i Gold Pencarits ang ESTs: Crystat Iincian Jewelry and Pottery. and other fine Gitts and cosectibies. Y’all have fun up there --Lao Tzu ~~ Salt Lake City, UT Editors Response: I feel your pain. After my last editorial an offi_cer who shall remain nameless feel is made an | observation. what I important He said “Police by nature are reactionary. They do not create the society in which we live, they mere- and keep up the lightness! And if you want to receive Efe 64 environmental stuff...okay, okay, forget it. For where, boogers every- Michael “Booger” Martin Salt Lake City, UT Editor's Response: Uh, thanks. | *& WCR- |
