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Single persecution will never end until the singles of the world speak up. So instead of hiding can be summed up in one word: expecta- tions. Take an acquaintance of mine. After several years of perpetual bachelordom, he suddenly found himself in the throes of a hot and heavy relationship when the away on Valentines Day, let the world to par- - know' you're single and damn proud of it. most romantic of days hit. Of course, like any great power strug- revelry, ticipare in the couples-exclusihe planned an intimate gle, the first step is always the toughest. So in an evening for two. He effort his to get mobilized, brought the object of here are some suggestions affection to a cozy little where to get the singles of the they hideaway world off the couch, out of sipped w'ine, dined on lavthe house and swingin' and he gourmet food, ished her with gifts. proud. D For the single lady, Everything was going as planned when the happy may we suggest the perfect escort: Mr. Grow a his couple returned to Date from Russ. He is house for a nightcap. available at fine gift stores As he moved in for the good-nigkiss, he everywhere and is an dreadwith the was met extremely cheap, date -ed of all shutdowns: the for about $2 he's all Hcisman. It was like a yours. The scantily-cla- d knife in the heart. He chap comes equipped tried to speak in protest with bow tie, flower bouheart-shapbut the blade plunged quet and a she Made uttered as chocolates. box of deeper four words that rang like of a miraculous rubber a death knell in the material, he is strong but The perfect date? not afraid to show his soft night, We need to talk. Before he knew it, he was left with side. Although he is a little on the short nothing but an expensive Visa bill and a side, he can be soaked in water until he reaches the desirable height. And best of promise to just be friends." From that day forward, the events that all, the space-ag- e material makes him be known came as the flexible to ultra transpired willing to go anywhere Valentines Day Massacre. And every year you want him to. when the 14th of February rolls around B For people who desire a little more and store windows light up with hearts, human interaction than a Grow-a-Daflowers and frilly candy boxes, his heart can provide, theres the Valentines Day recoils in terror at the remembrance of its Swingers Night, Feb. 14 at the San Juan shattered pieces lying bleeding on the Room in Durango. For just $3 singles can dance the night away to swing, salsa And he is not alone. For millions like and ballroom music. There will be pro-hi364 days of the year they are per- - fessional dancers on hand (no, not those fectly comfortable with their lifestyle kind of dancers) to assist the forlorn with choice. They sleep diagonal in the bed, their dance moves. The night has a diswear underwear with holes in it and tinctly attitude, and any become masters of microwave dinners established couples caught entering for one. 1 hey live a carefree life, with together or so much as looking at each no anniversaries to remember, nobody other will pay heavily ($10 a couple). But elses parents to impress and nobodys before the couples of the world go feelings to be sensitive of. Yet, when screaming relax. Valentines Day comes, they are made Proceeds Lewis Fort go to Colleges to feel like social misfits. Outsiders KDUR radio station. B ve Old or new, we can solve vour telephone problems! Call Us T'oday SlNT-R-Tii rano EL everywhere? y, y, looking in. 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