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Show PAGE 14 THE ZEPHYRDECEMBER 1995 BBS 31 North Main 801-259-64- Street 45 Studio BIG XMAS SALE! XMAS CLICHE ' AD "We have that special something for that special rr someone . S310AM-6PM- : 10AM-9P- M: Let me do a Twisted Tabloid for io u and i our loved ones. SUN-THUR- S FRI. & SAT. DARKNESS STANDARD TIME You remember our last episode, Tag had twisted his ankle and fell into the old mining shaft, only to find out that Laurie had been doin' it with Ben from the feed store. It was evident from the freshly carved petroglyphs that theirs was more than just a moment of passion in the heat of the night, theirs was a testimony to perversion. At the sight of the leopard panties he had given her two Christmas's ago, he dropped to his knees and began to cry. The glamour of it all...I mean right now I, Mr. Wonderful, am being entertained by a burger & fries from the Branding Iron (best burger in town) YEARS OF MOTOWN. I've while listening to a CD called TWENTY-FIV- E got to be getting close to that phone call: "Mom, Dad, you don't have to worry anymore, I've made it!" Then, I mean, like, I need something else to confuse the hell out of me, I have writers block, but hell, what if it had stopped Dr. Seus? rI P.0. c: UAmkVWH, tVA 9336 (m)943-407- 4 SOUTHERN PAVING As a result of my dual role scenario, those, of course, being, restaurant guy village idiot, I come into contact with a cross section of our community and the general consensus is "WINTER BAD JUJU". Yes, due to the extremely pleasant weather conditions I think a lot of us have slipped into that, "well maybe if we ignore it, it'll just go away!" Well, according to my register tape, it is indeed winter. If we lived in a perfect world or if the general public's perception of the untold fortunes that people with businesses have was even remotely true, winter might be kinda fun. Versus the gut wrenching struggle for survival that surely was created in the bowels of hell. It certainly has been good for a couple of yuks chatting with folks over the past several weeks, listening to "hell this ain't so bad, we might even stay open" turn into the sounds of a pig freshly stuck. CANYON NURSERY 275 Williams Way 259-82- 74 Division of LeGrand Construction Co. SERVING YOUR ASPHALT, NEEDS GRAVEL, & READY-MI- X SPRUCE UP WITH A PINYON. SOUTHERN READY-MIX...259-22- 62 PAVING...259-580- 9 CELEBRATE WINTER WITH A LIVING ALL EVERGREENS 20 OFF! |