Show COLOR FREAKS OF FASHION women who would be in style must saarif ce much I 1 m glad I 1 m not my wife said the dyspeptic as he settled down to his hygienic luncheon of rare roast beef creamed onions and boiled rice I 1 d be dead it I 1 were I 1 have trouble enough 1 beeping alive as it is fancy the shape I 1 d be in it I 1 had to change my spots I 1 mean my color as often as fickle fashion dictates why ive forgotten what color my wife brigl origl nally was she s undergone so many beauty transformations and now ashes got to do it again A friend just back from the other side has told her that though red hair con finues to be the proper caper it must now be backed up by green eyes and a dead white skin the hair and skin are easy enough but even my wife Is a little afraid of the beauty specialist who Is will ng to undertake to make her eyes look green there s just one grain of comfort in it all for me though she achieve the pallid skin the green eyes and the red hair it will not give her a temperament to corre spond I 1 shall yet enjoy the modicum of peace it is in her capricious nature to allow me philadelphia record |