Show STAhLE 51 AhLE By LARRY STAHLE On the first day of school the little boy was telling his teacher about his dog The teacher asked What kind Is he Oh said the boy hes a up mixed kind sort of a cocker scandal The last person to leave a cocktail party can hardly Travel agency sign Please go away We almost had one less candidate candidate candidate can can- for the office of South Sanpete precinct justice of the peace last weekend That Just a couple of whiskers Jay Lowry of Mantl Manti had his red Jeep parked amid a cluster cluster cluster clus clus- ter of pine trees up one of our local canyons last weekend as he was preparing ng to to take part In the annual buck bang J Jay y decided that h he va wanted to sit down and t take keiU life a bit easier easler so he plucked a a pillow from the front seat of his Jeep rand r and placed It atop neighboring a rock He left th the front ont door open as he sat down on the rock He had nomore than plopped down on the rock when he heard hearda a bullet crash Into the door of the jeep Jay reports that had he been staying In the same spot he was In when he retrieved the pillow from the seat the bullet would hit him right through the heart He estl estimates mates that the shell must have come a long ways perhaps perhaps perhaps per per- haps as far as a mile as After that ld came home to let his nerves recuperate re recuperate re- re Two spinsters were discussing discussing discussing dis dis- cussing men Which would you desire most in a husband husband husband hus hus- band asked brains one wealth or appearance Appearance snapped the other And the sooner the bet bet- ter If II my calculations are correct correct correct cor cor- we should end our daylight daylIght daylight day day- light savings time program this Sunday I believe that the law states that the people of the United States should live in utter confusion confusion confusion con con- fusion as to what time It Is from the last Sunday In April until the last Sunday of October A woman churchgoer stopped stopped stopped stop stop- ped outside to chat with a friend after services Suddenly Suddenly Suddenly Sud Sud- denly she remembered shed she'd left her purse on the seat When she returned It was gone She sought out the minIster minister minister min min- ister and found he had picked it upI upI up I 1 felt that Id I'd better hold It he explained there are some In the congregation congregation con con- of such simple le faith as to believe it might be an answer to a prayer They tell us that hunting Is not so good this year AccordIng According According Accord- Accord Ing to the state papers the ratio of hunters to deer In these first days of the hunt are about five hunters to each deer So there have been a lot of hunters who have had a fine outing In Inthe Inthe inthe the mountains with Ideal weather that made it worthwhile worthwhile worthwhile worth worth- while even if they came out empty handed as far as bagging a buck Bert and his companions companions companions com com- didn't come home with witha a deer Monday morning but they didn't come home empty handed handed handed hand hand- ed either They left early inthe In Inthe Inthe the morning while it was still dark and as they drove south along the county road they saw sawa a coyote on the road In the glare of the headlights They stopped the vehicle and got out but they were not able to get a shot at the animal because It kept moving out of the lights When they climbed Into the truck and started up the road there was the In front of them themon on the road It proved to be arace a arace arace race between coyote and motor vehicle and the motor won out Hunting for deer wasn't profitable that day for Bert Bertand Bertand Bertand and his friends but they brought home a fat coyote trophy ofa of ofa ofa a days hunt One small child to another I I have to go to bed at 8 pm p.m. My mother Is half hall an hour meaner than yours |