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Show WEDNESDAY, 15, SEPTEMBER 8, 999 THE VINCENTS VIEW SUN Give me Dodgeball or Give Me Death MENS SOCCER TYLER JOHNSON Johnson, a midfielder from Snow Canyon High School, played well for the Rebels in their two matches against Utah Valley State College and Southern Utah University,. r i wr Johnson and hist teammates will play their first two home games of the season this weekend when they play Taber State and Utah State. Johnson will be a key player tor the Rebels throughout the season. VOLLEYBALL ANGIE SHIELDS Shields anchored the Dixie defense for coach Kenny Tonks in the Rebels games against Treasure Valley and of Southern Idaho. Angie Shields was one of gar College the steadiest, quietest players we had. She kept our pass- iica rotations together, said Tonks. her teammates were dealt a serious blow vasii when they were forced to forfeit the win against TVCC to d& ol-ivii fted Tees nd ie, il ing Shields and because of an ineligible player. The sophomore from Spanish Fork had 10 completions in 24 attempts for 236 yards. He threw four touchdown His scrambling allowed passes and had one interception. him to buy some time to pass down field. He also ran for another score. Hampton said he felt comfortable giving his receivers the credit for big plays. Hamptons leader-ihi- p will be a key to the Rebels success this season. The Rebels will face Utah this weekend, before Ricks weekend in a showdown of Top-- 5 to next traveling teams. play gato on ! socc. nd. i WOMENS SOCCER JENNIFER JV CALABRO The Rebels; starting center halfback scored two goals. Her offensive push helped the team finish, said head coach Heather Dahl. Calabro, who attended Green Valley High School in Henderson, Nevada, is a Rebels won two out of player. The three against some tough competition on their road trip to Arizona. d fell SPORTS INFORMATION id tlij DIRECTOR SPENCER SMITH feelj Smith took over the post as Sports Information Director. en- He has already helped save our lives here on a number mm- Sports Editor stvmcemhotmail.com Since the beginning of time, there has been one constant institution that has brought people closer together. It can help alleviate wars, strengthen marriages, and advance children's education. I am, of course, talking about dodgeball. If there is one sport that epitomizes America it would be dodgeball. One can almost imagine the delegates of the Continental pull admiring and baseball loving nation. Dodgeball was a mere after- CINCINATTI BENGALS COREY DILLON The former Rebels runningback is now playing for the Cincinnati Bengals. Dillon was voted by his peers as the 1997 AFC Offensive Rookie of the Year. This year, he ieir will attempt to become just the 1 1th player in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards in each of his first 1 1 sea- Now, as we embark on a new century- and millennium, the need to reestablish dodgeball as part of our heritage has emerged. Of course, dodgebal- l- a popular choice among elementary students-lac- ks big time exposure. But I believe that dodgeball can once again be a big time sport. It combines some very popular elements of other sports. Like baseball, it has balls being hurled at Congress, taking periodic breaks to play dodgeball Hall (whoops, there goes your wig again, In fact, Ben). rumors about the imminent tax on may dodgeball very well have led our forefathers to sign the Declaration of Independence. George Washington was considered to be one of the finest dodgeball players in all of Virginia. Thomas Jefferson was his young apprentice in the fine arts of the game. However, in a very tragic and ironic twist, the war and the establishment of a new country would squash the very sport they loved. The materials needed to produce dodgeballs had to be put to use in the military. The infant United States also needed funds to help set up the new country. Eventually, the sport began to wither away. By the mid-1800- America a tie He w ill have to average 66 yards per game to obtain the mark. He got exactly 66 yards in die Bengals loss on Olympics currently have an event called "curling." It is not a sport where girls do their hair . It is a sport where people sweep a portion of the ice in order to get a big, round metallic object to stop at a certain place as an event. The sport of curling was invented by Vikings, who having been the first people see a UFO, came up with ways to stop the spaceships ot aliens at a particular point in Greenland, where the Vikings would then "take care" of the aliens. While that plan probably would save the planet, it has no business being in the Olympics. But the point is this: if curling can make it in, then so can dodgeball. In our quest to place dodgeball in the Olympics, we will leam from our predecessors. And if - Art by Adam Reeder was virtually a stick- - high speeds. Like football, there are some serious big hits administered. And like wrestling.. .wait, I guess there is nothing popular about wrestling. The biggest problem that dodgeball has is that it does not have players who the regular fan can identify with. Therefore, if we are to help dodgeball rise to the top we need to establish players. The only way to e television do this is through well-know- n big-tim- exposure. In order to accomplish this, we mus- t- absolutely r mus- t- get Dodgeball into the Olympics. there is one thing that we have learned from the Salt Lake Olympic Committee, it is this: bribery works! Especially with Juan Antonio Samaranch, the head of the IOC. The SLOC also taught us another important lesson about Juan - Antonio- he likes weapons, so we buy the IOC president a nice weapon and....voila! Dodgeball is now an Olympic sport ready to once again claim its rightful title as a national love. is!) A7 BLACK & WHITE COPIES Rom About Face Salon r Day Spa 1 11 fuU- - or copm on wtidi bond for coupon per customer Customer must relinquish coupon at lime just M each. No IML Otter is limited to Otter of purchase. Coupoe may not be reproduced end Is not valid mtfi other coupons, otters or discounts. valid at lime of purchase only and may not be discounted or credrted to pest or future purchases Products aad services very by location Coupoe void where prohibited or restricted by law No cash value. 01999 Kioto's, he. Kioto1 and Kioto's Express fturseff are proprietary marts of Kurts Matures, he end are used order to Ail righto reserved Kurt's requires writhe permsson from the copyright holder by permission S. 0 5 E. ST. 6E0R6E BLVD. Iiinko's: Express Yourself 9 Sunday. 671 wort 628-707- Let our International Styling Team give you the look you've always wanted. 628-541- m a reproduce copyrighted sons.. is The International Olympic Committee will allow most sports into the Olympics. For instance, the thought. of occasions. Stephen Vincent, our Sports Editor, would like to apologize for that time he wore a Broncos jersey to Smiths office. Smith is a devout Bears fan and was layir happy that the Bears won over the weekend. We wanted to honor Spencer for the great job he does. ome lay Caution: The following is not historical fact nor should it ever be quoted in any English essay. By Stephen Vincent outside Independence FOOTBALL QUINN HAMPTON All-Sta- jlld SUN 1000 L M015I 24 HOURS 7 BAYS k WEEK WWWJDHHQS.COM I I taim 1231n |
