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Show DIXIE OWL, ST. GEORGE, UTAH 8 DIXIE OWL Published Monthly by Students of the Dixie Normal College-SUBSCRIPTIO- RATES Students Free. Others 75c Year EDITORIAL STAFF RACHEL MOODY Editor in Chief LAURA GARDNER Assistant Editor DONALD PYMM Business Manager LA YERD WATSON Literary Editor BETH GARDNER Fun and Philosophy GRANT GRAFF Debating and Athletics Our Last Will and Testament We, the editorial staff of the Dixie Owl of the Dixie Normal College, after oneyears bitter The use of the top drawer of the Student Body desk and all I- - its contents. II. The privilege of using his persuasive ability to sell Owls. III. Daily annoyance from the experience, and being of sound disposing mind and memory (?) not acting under the influence of unjust critics, knockers or fault finders, do make, publish and declare this our last will and tes-time- Editor-in-chie- f. IV. The honor of using the Student Body typewriter. V. The pleasure of persuading our merchants that it pays to advertise. VI. Plenty of bills and nothing to pay them with. nt: We, Rachel Moody and Laura Gardner, editor and assistant editor of the Dixie Owl, do bequeath our dignified and honorary titles to the editor for 1917-1together with any good qualities that The Owl may possess ; also its many faults, and trust that you may be more successful in elevating its perch. To you we leave all the com8, plaints regarding material that has not been printed exactly as it was handed to us. All ill feelings because of poems, jokes or stories that were handed in and failed to appear in print. All the worry, scheming and planning to make a good issue out of the small sum of money allotted to us by the miserly business manager. The trouble of visiting the class and club reporters at least a dozen times in order to get their notes. Together with the agony of extracting from the Art department any cartoons, cuts and so forth that would add to the beauty of The Owl. All of these, together with the many sleepless nights spent in worrying and planning how to improve the paper, do we leave you with heart felt sympathy. I, Donald Pymm, as business manager, do bequeath to my honorable successor, I, La Verd Watson, being literary editor of the Dixie Owl, do hereby bequeath to my successor one healthy, active tongue which is capable of vibrating at both ends; one yellow pencil, which is as good as new except that it has been sharpened five times and has lost part of its rubber; one notebook, which is thumbworn but valuable an opportunity to bcome a famous playwright, poet or whatnot by writing, publishing and getting before the people those articles you do write a disposition to write, copy and rewrite forever and a day; all the adjustments ; ; |