Show oito4b&toww 0g M100--$0144PA4- ''W00004P10V"kiONIWgq?''WP'IPV fi060 TVFEATURES The Salt Lake Tribune ISAAC ASIMOV'S 11 Take Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz to a PhD Score 1 point for each correct angwer on the Freshman Level 2 points on the Graduate Level and 3 points on the PhD level : : : Subject: MOTHER GOOSE: DUNIT? : 7:00 I House: The Plays 4 play (MO KS1-- WHO- queen's tarts? ' :Answer KBY111 2 Who stole a pig and ran away? : 'Answer : 3 Who broke the rules by bringing lamb to school? : 100V14 Answer : GRADUATE LEVEL ME : 4 Who : Answer Z Who fell asleep under a haystack? Answer 6 Who called for his pipe? Answer PHD LEVEL : : put pussy in the well? MIRACLE OF I17 t growing up Favorite Animals — The Best of Wild America: Marty Stouffer studies bison scissortails otters wild babies and birds 0 IOur West: Gimme Shelter Reilly and Rikki (Kim Myers MA'SH (11:05) (10:35) I 1 I IMASli Current Affair I IThe 0 I peers Movie: Easy Living MI A Wall Street tycoon (Edward Arnold) throws his wiles fur coat out a window changing a working girl's (Jean Arthur) life Movie: Star Dust ('40) Hollywood sizes up a waitress (Linda Darnell) and a college football hero (John Payne) brought back by a talent scout (Roland Young) Invention: Police use sophisticated bike Rube Gold- berg: robots drive IThe Secret Life of Ma- The Word Proces- Computers Beyond 2000: Technocrime electronics Basketball: (5:30) Basketball: Northeast Conference Tournament Confer- I ICollege Sahara — When Flowered I X: ITerra The Drumhead A (Jean Simmons) zealously searches for I Starfleet admiral a traitor the Enterpnse Q on In You Bet Your Life 11035) Connection 0 11 loyaltLa General Motors Playwrights Theater: The Whole Shebang Magnificent Obsession (35) A reckless plavboviRobert Taylor) turns surgeon to help a woman (Irene Dunne) whose blindness and widowhood are his fault Directed by John M Stahl Invention: The Secret Life of Ma- chines: The Word Proces- sor Computers drive bike: Rube Gold- berg: robots IBeyond The 700 Club (R) and Mrs King: Bad Timing Lee has only 24 the antidote to poison someone injected IScarecrow Bonanza: The Power Of Life And Death After tracking a wanted man in the desert injured Ben stays with him while Little Joe goes for help 00 Control A photography assignment Miles together Jeffrey and Ellyn Ithirtysomething: Unsolved Mysteries 2000: Technuse sophiselectronics I tg: Women's Pro Ski From Keystone Colo Snowboarding: From Bear Mountain and Hun-ti- Center I ISports S i Tuo: on Beach Calif Father Dowling Mysteries: Fatal Confessions An FBI agent relays a code in the confessional later his dead body disappears (Part 2 of 2) Q the Heat of the Night: 05) Accused A test of Movie: World of Strange Powers: Communication with the dead Championship Game One John Me Laughlin's on One i1115 ) Star Trek The Next Generation p Howard Hughes Billionaire Howard from genius to madness IBiography: Butterfly: The European Myth of the Oriental Woman: Scenes from "Madame Butterfly" "Miss Saigon" and "M Butterfly" reveal myths about Asian women Dame Edna ExperL 110451 Dr Chris-boy- s Barnard Are You Being Served? i10:10i Encounters With Whales: Scientists divers and wildlife specialist Tina Dalton study and interact with humpback whales in Platypus Bay Australia I IA Lucas The Rifleman: faces the son of a man he killed in the war — I Movie: Picking Up the Pieces (135) A separated wife (Margot Kidder) with three children tries to make ends meet and LIFE I date another man (James Parenting despite her husband (David Ackroyd) a Unsolved Mysteries Q I 0 With Duff (6:30) 8ama Jo Bury! 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The Beastmaster (6:00) (PG '82) Prehistoric Dar (Marc Singer) birthed by a cow uses ESP with animals to save a slave girl (Tanya Roberts) from a sorcerer (Rip Torn) Soul Train Music Awards: (6:00) Eddie Murphy and En Vogue are among the honorees in the annual event held at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles ENC Movie: Benji the Hunted (G '87) Shipwrecked ice Station Siegfried A scientist is freezing the world News: Rosenthal for boys usie City News Country Songwriters Awards tli) Johnny Tillotson Miller & Company: Hal Ketchum Hitchhiker An MatGyver: Rock the Cradle An abandoned baby sup posedly Dalton's son leads him and MacGyver to coun- terfeiters Movie: Hot Rods to Hell (67) juvenile delinquents harass a couple (Dana Andrews Jeanne a with desert children on Crain) highway Payne Q IRay Movie: That Championship Season (R '82) Four basketball stars reunite with their coach (Robert Mitchum) on the 24th anniversary of their prime i Movie: Some Like It Hot ('59) Chicago gangsters prompt two guys (Tony Curtis Jack Lemmon) to don skirts and join band bound for Miami Directed by Billy Wilder Sam Houston (Sam Elliott) joins the Movie: Gone to Texas (36) fight for independence against the Mexican general Santa Anna Walt Disney Presents: Ranger of Brownstone Picnick- ing bears pester Donald Duck and park ranger J Audu- bon Woodlore Animated Zorro: Zorro Springs a Trap A trap is foiled but Tornado is caught Boxing: Larry Holmes vs Rocky Pepe'' Heavy weights OH Bradbury Theater: avenge a trick on a dwarf inner-cit- punk tries to pull off a cocaine heist - Run From Movie: The Unforgiven (10:20) U601 A Texas matriarch (Lillian Gish) and her eldest son (Burt Lancaster) fight Kiowas over an adopted daughter (Audrey Hepburn) captives from cook (Emilio Estevez) and a hitchhiker (Laura Harrington) nee big truck-sto- Duke: Patty and plagiarized song I a contest Running: Sunmart Texas Trail Endurance I Huntsville Texas (ll) I Night Court: Danny Got I I Kojak His Gun (Part 2 of 3) i wonder dog Benji outsmarts a wolf and IPatty Show Movie: Maximum Overdrive (R '86) A rigs demonized by a rogue comet I a grizzly to find orphan cougars a home Q an Dobie Gillis: Maynard and Dob le help at a home Get Smart: Troop: The Hekawis return a borrowed Club Dance: Shelley Mangrum (ID Songwriters ICountry I Boxing: Larry Holmes vs Rocky Pepeli Heavyweights From Bay St Louis Miss Former world champion Holmes 37 Ds) battles Pepe li 15 K0s) 10 rounds (55-I WGN IF I I ISpeed I IAlternative Two Rode Together ('61) A Texas marshal (James Stewart) and a cavalry officer (Richard Widmark) recover TNT DIS Show: Lucy's at-- I Aif red Hitchcock: A law- to balance the yer's wife watches him I ILucy discredit a witness gets Mooney fired Racer Nation Comedy I I Comanches Directed by John Ford Music City News Country Songwriters Awards: Songwriters receive honors at the lOth annual event at the Grand Ole Opry with performances by stars of past and present Hosts: Lonie Morgan and Marty Stuart USA Ha ItHour Beavis & ButtHead Champion- - I I MILL Lacrosse: New York Saints at Detroit Turbos (R) TNN : : :GOREN BRIDGE I Wanted MTV IPrime 'g spe l'1 Inside Edition: it 1:051 I Police officers pose with Court )1035) 1 'Night Evening at the Improv: Sally Kirkland Host Sally IAn Taylor Mason Tom Arnold Bill Fox Johnny Kim Wilson ANSWERS: tuo News k)eone OH3054111rinoill3lensluosnhit: I Hackman I Motors Playwrights Theater: The Whole IGeneral student uses two typical humans to test his Written by Rich Orloff FAM NICK : 19th Annual People's Choice Awards: A viewer poll determines awards In Hollywood A special tribute is paid Hosts: John Ritter Jane Seymour Presenters: Tim Allen Carol Burnett Melanie Griffith Angela Denzel Washington Halle Berry Tim Daly Michele Lee 0 11:00 I Ssmhovwtile( Tgerollailhtyt I News Iflomefriant: 10:30 I News Signed Crazy in Love With Ruth away meets with Judy: pride is Anne's biggest recovery from polio Q IThe ence Tournament thousand men? Answer anig Ao$1 I Dateline NBC: Jailed people who really belong in men- tal hospitals: controversy concerns the use of the Con- federate battle flag on the Georgia state flag What kids want to Music animation and advice from know about sex and cialists answer common questions I7 9:30 I Headline News CD CNN Listings ILose 9 Who went up the hill with forty stun Nova: Swedish filmmakers capture the conception and development of a human embryo 0 LIFE ESPN Answer : LThe TV Hip Hop on the Gravy Train Isaac Twine co IWiseguy: with the OCB to avoid prosecution and get on Newquay oDSC 8 Who told the pieman he had no money? 4C3n1 L Tribune Dangerous Love (R '88) A detective's (Elliott Gould) girlfriend (Brenda Bakke) falls for a computer IMovie: dates Monoson) suspected of killing video-clu- Answer '8 0 9:00 I Jackie Thomas Show: Choice Jerry's date Q an- gift to Roseanne causes strife Q News Hour: Jim Lehrer Robert IMacNeilLehrer HunterGault and Judy Woodruff stories 0 AMC lost her pocket? 7 Who Dan's 20th Class of '96: The Accused Antonio (Perry Moore) es David's favorite professor of racism Stroke (Gale Hanson) takes women's studies to get dates q :ler 8:30 I niversary Rescue 911: Child is kidnapped two tons of glass panes crush man man goes into insulin shock drunken teen falls asleep at wheel Q 5 OEN FRESHMAN LEVEL 1 Who stole the 8:00 I Hangin' With Mr Cooper Mark and Robin clash (R) 'Full Thing Doing the : 7 I f"3""latenig""raintwSunday Mosie: Woman With a Past ('92) Federal marshals arrest a career woman (Pamela Reed) whose husband (Dwight Schultz) and family never knew she was an escaped felon KUTV2 KM-- 7:30 I 0 10:00 and specific numbers OggraYIPRIMMIMEIVIEWItiallti SUPERQUIZ I Tuesday March 9 1993 I I Movie: The Beast (R '88) Afghan villagers use a found weapon to hunt a Soviet commander's I I trapped in a valley (George Dzundza) tank Loverboy (PG13 '89) Patrick Dempsey Movie: Romance-comed- With Omar Sharif & Tannah Hirsch HBO ANOTHER LESSON TAPE THE MASTER Both vulnerable South deals NORTH 46 FROM A Q 8 2 SHO : Movie: The Postman Al ways Rings Twice (5:30) IMC WEST EAST 478 VA 9 5 V 8 4 2 Harley Davidson Marlboro Man (R '01) IMovie: K 6 3 465 Movie The Star Chamber (R '83) A California judge (Michael Douglas) colleagues send hit men to do what the law could not Movie: Sharky's Machine (6:00) (R '81) Atlanta detec- tive (Burt Reynolds) loves call girl (Rachel Ward) linked to politics and mobster (Vittorio Gassman) MAX VICJI07 : i Movie: Slipstream (PG-1'89) An adventurer (Bill Paxton) frees a prisoner (Bob Peck) from a lawman (Mark I I Movie: White Men Can't Jump IR '92) Two basketball hustlers (Wesley Snipes Woody Harrelson) I Hamill) of the future on an Earth washed by a river of wind I I count on racial myth to cash in on street games Directed by Ron Shelton (6) A IMovie: Al I IMovie: killers who are heading his way Directed by Carl Franklin Movie: License to Drive (PG13 '88) A George's Island (PG '89) An old Nova Scotia sea captain (Ian Bannen) rescues (Sheila McCarthy Maury Chaykin) and shows grandson from Woman Under the Influence (R '74) The loving wife (Gena Rowlands) of a boss (Peter Falk) somehow crosses the line from quirkiness to madness by John Cassavetes The Untouchables (9:50) (R '87) Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) and his men fight Capone (Robert De Niro) in Chicago during Prohibition Directed by Brian De Palma Best supporting actor Oscar for Cannery One False Move (R '91) An Arkansas police chief (Bill Paxton) shows Los Angeles detectives how to stop Boxing IChompionsitip IMovie: his mentor (Hal Holbrook) and their Mob Stories: First person stories about organized crime CI black and white I but goes out anyway in his grandfather's Movie: The People Under the Stairs (11:05) (R '91) Movie: The Washing Machine Man r (Corey Haim) flunks his driving test 1972 blue Cadillac 0 11 El PAID ADVERTISMENT 410943 0882 4Q31043 OQJ105 K 7 Host Dame Edna to Reveal Man Behind the Woman Tonight on KUED Talk-Sho- w SOUTH K 0 5 Q 6 3 A 7 4 A 9 8 2 The bidding: South West 1 Pass 1 NT Pass Pass Pass Opening lead:? North The last comedian I recall getting laughs while dressed in drag was Milton Berle There was of course a time when Flip Wilson used to parade around as East Pass Pass IV 3 NT Geraldine Jones threatening to unleash her boyfriend "Killer" on anyone who irked her But when Geraldine became more of a star personality than Wilson he dropped the act (Whatever happened to him anyway Wilson that is?) But back to the subject Dame Edna Everage who is the star of an hour romp on KUED called The Dame Edna Experience these evenings is a hoot In the tradition of British music-hal- l humor Dame Edna is as quick with a quip as anyone — includad libbers ing such as Johnny Carson and Edgar Bergen (you didn't believe Charlie McCarthy dreamt up those lines did you?) America's premier bridge teacher Bill Root has just issued his fourth lesson tape — this one on opening leads (Bill Root's Lesson Tape IV two hours $3995 postpaid Available from Root Hahn Enterprises POB 7205 Heights Sta Concord NH 03301) The material as always is thoughtful and germane and the technical quality of the production continues to improve This hand is from the first section: "Choosing the Right Card to Lead" Consider only the West hand North-Sout- h have reached three no trump on a power auction and you have to select an opening lead You are unlikely to find partner with more than points and there's no rea'son to suspect that East holds a suit bet-:tthan your clubs Therefore you cleared the first hurdle if you elected to lead a club regardless of the fact that :South opened the bidding in that suit hair-trigg- er Well Dame Edna is the dotty creation of Australian-borand comedy sensation Barry Humphries who years ago stumbled into the blue (or is character whose it "palatial and posh Bel Air mansion" is the Hollywood setting for the outrageous goings-oMy point in bringing up all this is simply that Dame Edna entertains tonight at 10:45 on KUED when she interviews Dr Christian Barnard Grace Jones and Tony Curtis It promises to be a riot However immediately after The Dame Edna Experience at 11:45 pm Barry Humphries steps out of character to show viewers the man behind the woman talk-sho- n silver)-haire- IIarold r1p1 Schindler d I INDY RETURNS: On Satur- day (make a note) at 8 pm over KTVX The Young Indiana The highly touted Young Indiana episodes were pulled in October after struggling in an impossible Monday time slot (Sunday afternoon in Utah) but will now nestle in the newly dis- covered and Louis Armstrong It's great fun plausible in a wild sort of way but best of all these George Lucas productions teach youngsters about world history geography social studies and the arts — all of it painless And if you'd like to stir up a bit of interest before Saturday one of the real attention-grabberWednesday night on KUED is George Lucas: Heroes Myths and Magic a documentary which airs at 7 tracing the curiosity and commitment that pushed Lucas to produce such memorable entertainment as the Star Wars trilogy and the Indiana Jones adventures for motion pie Television I n tures of Indiana Jones adventures Sean Patrick Flanery as Indy introduces us tO his Chicago contemporaries: Eliot Ness Big Jim Colosimo Alphonse Capone Ernest Hemingway and jazz legends Sidney Bechet King Oliver w Editor Jones Chronicles opens its new r advenseason with a ture starring Harrison Ford in a special cameo role Ford as a Wish Indiana Jones is snowbound in Wyoming (what else?) on a mission to recover a sacred Indian pipe While waiting out a storm in a wilderness cabin he comes across a saxophone which stirs memories of his youth in Chicago when he succumbed to the Jazz craze and worked in a speakeasy In this opener to a new clutch two-hou- bosom Saturday-nigh- t of family TV viewing r The Chronicles cost about $112 million each and will begin airing March 20 on KTVX one-hou- at 8 pm The motion television filmed in Salt Lake City last December under the working title of The Bigamist and starring Beau Bridges Pam Dawber Joanna Kerns and Kathleen Lloyd has been renamed The Man With Three Lives and will air as a CBS Sunday Movie March 28 on MISCELLANY: picture-fo- r s - KSL 6-- 7 The textbooks will tell you that the :card to lead from your holding is the top of the sequence ie the queen And that would be the right lead had the suit not been bid by either of your : opponents Under the given circum'stances though your best shot is to cad a low club! Now look at all four hands Note that : with a low club lead the contract must be defeated If instead you choose to lead a club honor an unblock of the king by East allows declarer to win with the ace and be guaranteed a second stopper in the suit And if East does not jettison the king declarer can sever communications by simply holding up for two rounds Either way the contract will come home Dear Ann Landers: I'm sure that your column about the shortage of women in Chetwynd British Columbia resulted in hundreds of inquiries I know how desperate those men are because I was once one of them I had been placing personal ads in the Edmonton and Vancouver papers for months looking for that special someone After your column appeared I spotted some personal messages in the local paper from Texas and Tennessee I answered several The most interesting response came from a girl in Chattanooga We corresponded for four months three or four letters every week and we spoke on the phone almost nightly The phone bills were astronomical but I didn't mind I invited "Beth" to Chetwynd for a week and I knew I was in love before she arrived - When I picked her up at the airport I already had my speech ready: "Will you marry me?" She later confessed that she was ready to say yes instantly Well she did marry me and we are now living happily in Tennessee I know how you feel about personal ads and getting friendly with strangers but this is a love story that really did come true and I wanted you to know — Chattanooga Tenn Dear Chattanooga: You are right I do BUD GRACE C711EY SPILL c 'auE t 5) 2 to i ok t1:47 IP 4 :7-3- 'le 911 : Wii' 11 1 4 ilitt 1- t1-1- d) a - i i 111 co—:- - Ig I 1:1 N l i) :- 11 1 - ( 1 — "1 PAIT UP— PAY CP i 2"IVANT olA r i 001 I ' rtae - sv kA 1y Alt (-- t c 02 7014'Ab 1444' 006 " 14 I ) 3 j3104 7: 1 o1P 'mip1"Fee—-- 7" - ' - saglih- - 91111 Alt lopor 4 — : - '!4 4sallo I ' 1: : 11 1' 4111104 0 11 oil r— b How COME ItILI ALWAYS PLAY SOLITAIRE ALONE MR WILSON be CAN'T 5te lee UN771- - NOON Maki GOVNA algif ON 77115 ' - rib 1115 A PIO Mre71N6 WIN AARYZ '' e AT 611Crl 011101 I ' '' 0 MUCKETY-MUC- f AT FINANCE! 4 5 ai C:' 3' 16 - ': ell '‘ -- ' -5 f ellsoOLeMboCinellike"104004NoltOkael0101400111workoltolitwolli11410011hodl4141"-ReellAWILVIt-- 51: :: - ' ' 411000011 'I NICb oREAT 5111TI ! 9 ' II A--- - 71i414 oevp joitidoAr-eg5- 'rS 41111111 J' HEY: s - 8:S! lir GUCCI 601011 Nice 775 rs PR '' !': s: 1 ''' ( -1 ' '' r 7714 CI 50 LOC)45 tiK51141 HAV5 70 Kitt A 117715774 SafrtaP I 1: veer AllfAP OF We t- c lk - I 4 drotV41 - Ae-- i ‘t ' - Or 041) 0 1‘ ' '1' BY GARRY TRUDEAU M5I - I visa it —- Viol 'f ey 1 riMPS r Igo - 4r0t114 A0i t &AST( OF lme! s 1 1 DOONESBURY lt- Weal THAT 144 A by Hank Ketcham 1- 7fC"-114- deed caution against getting involved with strangers but that plea from the Chetwynd man really touched my heart Strangers cal be dangerous and I reiterate my warning about being too trusting So the watchword from here is "be careful" Meanwhile congratulations to you and "Beth" You can name the baby after me Dear Ann Landers: I'm writing in response to "White Hispanic in Santa Monica" who was offended that people thought Hispanics were not white I'm sick and tired of hearing people claim that they are "all white" Hispanics should be the last ones to make that statement They are really a beautiful mixture of African European and Middle Eastern heritage Dear Hip: I would rather concentrate on the similarities of humans instead of their differences Ann Landers v? 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