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Show He Nearly Remembered. They were discussing a certain authoress au-thoress at dinner, and a well-known critic raise a laugh by remarking, "Well, her hair's red, even if her books are not." The mild young man In the corner made a mental note of the sally for future use, and at another dinner party shortly afterward he carefully guided the conversation into literary channels. Fortunately, some one mentioned men-tioned the desired name, and he triumphantly tri-umphantly called out, "Well, she's got red hair, even if her books haven't." have-n't." London Tit-Bits. |