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Show For the time being: gasoline Is th favorite perfume. People who keep their sidewalks clean deserve at least honorable mention. men-tion. If one swallow doesn't make a summer, sum-mer, what don't three robins make? Spring? Manuel Is to get $39,600 a year. Perhaps Per-haps there Is something In the king business after all. When rats are not disseminating the bubonic plague they are engaged In other nefarious practices. All the world loves a lover, but as to these noblemen who seek American girls with money it is merely curious. If those New Jersey people think that " Tiello' verges on profanity" what must they think of "line Is busy"? Think how many hen's eggs young McLean could have bought with the money he paid for that Hope diamond dia-mond ! Paris Is making a move to elevate the moral tone of its literature and Its art. There is room for the exercise exer-cise of Its efforts. A Colorado couple who were divorced di-vorced in 1875 have Just been married again. Sometimes second thoughts come a long time afterward. A Chicago girl captured a bandit who tried to grab her pocket book. Ban-lits Ban-lits will learn In time to confine their operations to the les3 resourceful male lex. If they take the exaggerated shoulders shoul-ders away from the men and the rats away from the women hotel mattresses mat-tresses might achieve additional softness. soft-ness. A Boston theologian declares that the story of Adam and Eve is merely ft parable. But the old Adam, who blamed everything on his wife, is nobody's no-body's fiction. Thirty per cent of the students at ths University of Wisconsin are round shouldered. Another argument against the over development of gray matter In our youth. A man was sent to a hospital In New York for examination as to his Banity because he thought himself a fish. Maybe somebody told him he was in the swim. Ashevllle, N. C, has a "Jack the Kisser" scare, but we dimly perceive that this may only be an advertisement advertise-ment for the place as a summer resort re-sort for old maids. r The aeroplane has been developed far enough to warrant less enthusiasm in offering prizes for flights and more attention to the development of a practical parachute. : One marriage out of every three In 3an Francisco ends In divorce, according accord-ing to one who delves in such things. Apparently matrimonial earthquakes are common there, too. Innovating dressmakers may try to banish the waist line from the feminine 'orm divine; but enterprising man will continue to seek, locate and restore it with his strong right arm. Not content with the hobble skirt, those Psrisian Intriguers have sprung the "trouser gown" on us. Possibly the pantaloon effect Is expected to make a hit with suffragettes. Corset coats for men are reported to be recommended by the fashionable tailors. Evidently the fashionable tailors have faith In the theory that men are turning from foolishness. And now a physician blames the Bpread of infantile paralysis on fleas. What? Fleas on pitty itty tootsie woot-sle? woot-sle? Lot the doctor prepare for an onslaughl of highly Insulted mothers. moth-ers. A beauty expert says that to keep their mouths beautiful, women must shut them. Here is the sex confronted confront-ed with the most harrowing alternative ever presented to distracted human shoice. An educator asserts that aeroplanes will abolish war. Which looks like working up a movement to have the Carnegie Peace board use a half million mil-lion a year In subsidizing aeroplane factories. New York women say that the feminine femi-nine throat loses Its beautiful contour j In making the hissing "s" sound so :haracterlstic of English. As In "Yes 7" |