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Show Must Have Had Money. Having learned that his friend t ' just married, Jacob decided to r-v him a visit. When he arrived at h;; friend's house and saw tbe briCe U was terribly shocked. "Why, Joseph," he said, speakii. ir a- whisper, for the bride was slit;:; near by, "she is not at all good losing." los-ing." "No," answered Joseph. "And she has a glass eye." "Yes," answered Joseph meekly. "Joseph," whispered Jacob ag-ij, "she has no teeth." "She will get a set next week." "She is almost bald too," added Jacob, Ja-cob, still whispering. "Y'ou may speak louder, Jacob," s.:i his friend, "she is deaf too." |