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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY MARCH 20, 1996 Community A Time to Love Youth from the Kanab Stake are practicing for the upcoming production a A Time to Love. Involving youth from all seven wards in the stake, the production is an informative choral musical about the pitfalls and joys of romantic love. Domestic Blitz By Dixie Brunner Pregnant with anxiety I had a conception recently... that its good Im past the child- bearing time in my life. Dont get me wrong. I love my dearly and it was wonder- ful glowing and everything, but being pregnant isnt a bowl of ice cream and pickles anymore. I dont want to belabor the nega- tivity of being with child, but it become rather tedious these days. There are so many things that you arent supposed to do. Being pregnant is like being in boot camp. Drink eight glasses of water a day... dont take hot baths.. .eat an inordinate amount of liVer.. .dont sit near a smoker... dont gain too much weight...dont gain too little...do exercise frequently... but dont do it too much.. .a girl just cant win. It didnt use to be this way. Women used to be pampered pregnant. It was nine months of pure Heaven. With most women, whatever their little hearts desired, they were given instantly from their dot- ing mates. Ice cream in the middle of the night? Why sure honey, Ill walk ten miles in the snow to get it. You cant do the house cleaning? Of course not, you shouldnt stress yourself. Theres a man behind this, I can just sense it. All the signs are there. They obviously thought that pregnant women had life too easy, so they decided to do something about it. How can we make these lives really miserable when theyre pregnant? One male another. doctor-type-fello- w . Lets just tell asks ... her that having any type of fun will cause the kid to be cross-eyeHey, thats a great idea, agrees the other; as high-five- s are given all around. ' The obvious problem here is ' that we women.have this save the world attitude. We wouldve been perfect subjects for the Michael Jackson video. Men know that well buy the mater- d. - The Spotlightingyouth soloists, readers, and a large combined youth chorus, it promises to be a memorable evening. It also features nal responsibility garbage-hooline and sinker, quotes from prominent personalities from many fields of study inMen dont stress in this man- ner. You dont see fathers stew-son- s cluding sociologists, historians, religious leaders of various faiths, ing that they ate too much hot Girl Week Scout and others. Especially written for food on the big night, and that the youth, it is a very frank and their son will come out more red Under the direction of their leaders, Girl Scouts celebrated Girl Scout Week and wrinkled than normal. They by helping at the United Church of Kanab and Fredonia. Pictured with their forward approach addressing the Sinclair, Katie Denoyer, Ashlynn Ferrand and moral problems of the day. The dont consternate over whether advisors are front row Sinclair. Back row: Julie Nannega, Beth Smith, RaeannaNannenga, Christine foot-has program is set to the beautiful, yet or not watching too much Winkleman and Laurie Merrell. Photo by Barbara Pyles. Stacie powerful music of Lex de Azevedo. ball near the mother- before the It is directed by Kortney baby is bom, will cause himher k, - to be hyperactive. It used to be that if a woman had a difficult pregnancy, at least she could count on being spoiled after the actual birth. Women used to get a week to ten days to convalesce in the hospital. The kid could practically get his drivers license by the time mom was discharged. These days, some women give birth in 5 hours on an outpa-whe- n $$$$ Easy money $$$$ The Kane County Fair is looking for a theme to build the 1996 fair around. Any Kane County resident can send in their ideas. One entry needs to be submitted to the Kane County Courthouse CO Kane County Fair or to Sally Brinkerhoff in Glendale, Utah 84729. No entry will be accepted after April 10, 1996. Last year the theme was A Family A-Fa- ir. in finis 4-- tient basis. Comedian Jeff Foxworthy says that a good stew in a crockpot takes longer than Stirland and Joy Heaton. Parents accompanied by their youth are invited to attend the Sunday evening fireside, March 24, 1996 at 7:30 p.m. in the Kanab High School Auditorium. No admission charge. Kaibab Stake is invited. car that! In the good old days, family and friends would visit the new mom at the hospital bearing flowers and chocolates, When I gave birth to our last son, I had a friend who lectured me on getting back into shape, and brought me a Jane Fonda workout tape, She told me that her friend Donna said that she used it and was in a size 3 dress within four weeks of delivery. (Of course, Donna was never known for ing honest.) Maybe its not men after all, perhaps we women are our own worst enemy. We have this mod- post-pregnan- cy ern thing going, and we think that we should be super-woma- n able to deliver a kid in the same amazing manner that we bring home the bacon, and fry it up in the pan. 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