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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS School 01 Rodney is a little cuckoo liy ('hick Nielsen Dixie State ('allege East Lost deer season (lene Purvis look Petty hunting for the first irne, warning her, If you get a I deer, make sun you guard it from other hunters. They will all try toclaim it, especially when they see that youre a woman. It will look like easy pickins to I hem. During the excitement of the hunt, (lene ahd Betty got sepa- rated. hater (lene managed to find Betty. She was standing in front other catch pointing her gun at another hunter. Betty snarled, This is my deer and you cant take it from me. Ill shoot you if you try! dim Ott said, Okay, okay, lady. Hes all yours, dust let me get my saddle off him! dim swears to the truthfulness of this story and everyone who knows dim knows that dim is incapable of telling a lie. Cleve Bushnell a loser? Well, if Cleve shows you any of his wedding pictures, youll note that hes not in any of them. He recently got a letter from Publishers Clearinghouse telling him that he owed them a million. Because of this tendency to always he a loser, Cleve has become fairly mean. He once showed his hoy Waldo a picture of Santas funeral. He goes into the library with a hammer and flattens out Braille. A month or so ago, Cleve went into a blind mans house and the furniture. Hes the kind of guy who goes over to the widow after a funeral and says, Have a nice day. Cleve, youre rotten through and through thats I . like you. . . and why More about my old pal, dim Ott. Saw him at the Kanab Invitational Track Meet on Saturday. The Babe and I were running the shot put when he and Mr. Moore returned Tuesday Kenny Brown, are you crazy?! night and saw the mess, he would You gave dim a starter pistol? have a massive coronary. Mr. Dont you know he can hurt him- Moore was apprised of the situself with a rolled up newspaper? ation by some unknown source. . . and Royce? Supposedly you His plan? He is good friends with made him a backup starter. You a particular policeman. He indidnt even give him a gun! tended to have that gentleman Whats he supposed to do if he in his office when Mrs. Hulet had to start a race, yell arrived for work. I le would be in BANG!!? With these two fight- a rage, screaming, I dont care ing with George Washington, if it does rupture my heart valve!! wed all still he British subjects. I know the boys who I did and this Im going to have Again say, Kenny, you gave hides. Ill have dim Ott a gun? In poker, dim Ott their )(&A$ and Royce Gillespie would be them before the juvenile judge before another hour is out! ! He known as a pair of deuces. Carol Sullivan wanted to be intended to practically be foam- The Canyon Country Clogger Cuties in their costumes before their perforkept in the manner to which she ing at the mouth. Well, Ward, I mance at the Panoramaland Spectacular Clogging Competition. was accustomed ... so Sully let dont know how this little sceher keep her job. Sully says that nario played out, but if it went Carol can live on his income. as planned, Id cut out Royce Now, hell have to get one for Gillespies heart to have seen himself. Poor of Sully. He says Mrs. Hulets eyes. Youre my that with Carols cooking, he has kinda principal, Ward. And you, so much gas, hes being followed Mrs. Hulet, stay out of my way! The Babe and I had to clean that around by Arabs. The Babe mean? When she mess up! went to see The Wizard of Oz she Tired of that rooted for the witches! job? Come see 01 Rodney Button doesnt about enhancing your resume Lately, Lynn have too much to say. Its be- with some education. You know cause of his throat . . . several 01 Rodney. Hes the one whos people have threatened to cut it. so dumb, he puts newspapers The cause of Cleve Bushnells Royce Gillespie staggered by. . ! last argument with LaDawn? Clve told her, I couldnt agree with ybu less even if you were twice as wrong. When I figure out what you said, Cleve, Ill know why LaDawn is so upset. I dont know whether the following scenario took place or not, but if it did, I would have given a tubful of fried cow pies to have seen the finale. April Fools Day, Ward Moore, Elementary principal, was up north for a check-up- . Mrs. Hulet, his secredecided to pull an April tary, Fools joke on Mr. Neat, as she refers to him. She trashed the front foyer thinking that when Well, Kane County School menu? April FOR US. . . FOR OUR REDEMPTION Jesus said: I have come that they may have lifey and have it to the full. Iam the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep. - John 10:10-1- cheese, grape juice, milk. deli sandwich, April bean lettuce, soup, fat free mayonnaise, M&Ms, apple juice, 15-Turk- ey milk. April Lutheran Church 1 518 South Hwy 89A 4 Worship Service at 4p.m. Sunday the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod Sponsored by pocket, com chips, 16-Pi- ta fresh apples, grape juice, milk. April gravy, mashed potatoes, green beans, wheat rolls, honey, apple juice, milk. butter & jelly, oranges, peanut butter bar, 18-Pean- ut apple juice, milk. deli sandwich, April corn chips, pears, pineapple chunks, fat free mayonnaise, grape juice, milk. roast, mashed April potatoes, gravy, tossed salad, ranch dressing, peanut butter 21-Ha- m 22-Po- rk cookie, milk. 23-Scall- op potatoes & ham, broccoli, wheat rolls, MtZion 'tczj pizza, pineapple chunks, cottage April 1 place medal. Haley Reidhead and Misty Reidhead were duet winners. tossed salad, ranch dressing, April j WEDNESDAY APRIL 9, 2003 Cutie their awards and instructor Merrilyn Cornell - Kelsey Cloggers peaches, milk. Hannah Reidhead, Misty Reidhead, Mariah Clayson and Haley Jackson, French Reidhead. April (Alyssa Allan not pictured). fries, ketchup, fat free mayonnaise, whole wheat sugar cookie, apple juice, milk. fried steak, April mashed potatoes, gravy, com, wheat rolls, jelly, milk. These cloggers from Merrilyn tition held a couple weeks ago. Cornell s Canyon Country They entered in team, duet .Cloggers brought home all first and freestyle, and also won places in their levels and cat - three overall awards in team egories from the Panoramaland and duet. Congratulations Spectacular, Clogging CompeT cloggersl!! with Canyon Country Cloggers bring home awards ry . . |