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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET, PAGE 10 NOVEMBER 19, 1998 Chronicals of the Paranormal By: Brodels and Bird takes us back to the time of found ourselves in the city of Dallas, with much commotion going on for the arrival of the President We were located on a cute little grassy knoll that overlooked the parade route. All of a sudden the motorcade came around the corner The Chronicles of the Paranormal King (November 8th) We, agents Brodels and Burd, have been in our lab experimenting with the fourth Arthur and Camelot. Since you have all heard that story, we left that stupid time and went to the fourth We have been and have made a on working time machine that enabled us Everyone thinks that the first Thanksgiving was some great dinner in which the Native Americans supplied all the food for the early settlers to toy with the fourth of Massachusetts. Actually we dimension The time machine allowed us to travel back in time and see what really happened in the controversial discovered that Thanksgiving came from the Indian words pushed record and it blew up, making a gun-lik- e Thyanx guvine which means sacrificial offering of palefaces explosion 1 dimension, the dimension being time first Thanksgiving. President was gleaming, and all was well Not wanting to lose the moment, Burd pulled out his camcorder, turned it on, . and sending fragments all over. Just then we 98 consisted of a tub, a digital alarm clock, a shower curtain, and a bunch of squiggly wires The tub offers protection from whatever obstacles we may So instead of a big juicy lean fat free Norbest Turkey on the Native Americans table, it was actually 100 white guy We didnt want to become their next meal so we set the time travel machine to saw the Presidents servicemen run towards the Presidents car encounter along our time- 1998 The President had been shot! Yells from the crowd and fingers were all directed towards us All of a sudden the Secret Service came sprinting our way, so we traveling journey The digital alarm clock allows us to set whatever time and date we wish to journey to The curtain is for privacy at our most private moments The squiggly We came back to our time to see if we had an impact on history' through our time wires hook everything together and make it w oik to perfection Our first time travel The car 1963, the mont h Nov ember, the day the twenty second We suddenly dips of time. Our time machine travel, luckily we did not So we decided to travel back in time again in a panic. hopped into the tub and drained on out of there We came back to the present day, not knowing the outcome of our actions. We did research on the Kennedy assassination and found that there has been controversy about some a second Cinderella is Here several years. The last time the Rodgers and Hammerstein Cinderella was performed at Manti High, Mrs Whitaker, who is now the band teacher at MHS, played Cinderella. The musical is practiced nearly every night. Out of the 1 00 people cast, the main parts are: Cinderella, played by Heather Osmond; Anjanae Fuentes and Emily Winn as the evil stepsisters; Denise Pearson as the cruel stepmother, Ben McGarry as the prince, JelTBahlman and Marcn Peterson as the king and queen, and Chad Cox as the herald The musical will be performed November 19, 21, 23 at 7.30 p m The admission will be $3.00 per person. Many hours ofhard work have been put into the musical to make it one of the best musicals to be performed at Manti High School. The advisor of the Burds mechanical failure with camcorder? No one will ever know. They are still working on this dilemma about the grassy knoll and the theory of a second gunman Still there is no answer. Thinking we had done a little too much damage with our time machine, we decided to put it away for a while. If you have any info that could lead us to the conclusion of this case, then us at contact k bradym cues 2 ut us. This is agents Brodels and Burd typing offfor the fourth 1 time 4 ' & - - ByrNina Young The Manti I ligh drama department will be performing the Rodgers and I lammerstein Cinderella for the annual fall musical for the first time in shooter from the grassy knoll. Could it be there was actually a real assassin on the grassy knoll plotting to kill the President, or was it a mere v v 'I ' s V' v' 4' 4 drama department, Mrs. Liddell, commented about the musical Cinderella, I think everybody is working hard. I think it is going to be the best musical we have ever done. Secret Service men rush frantically to President Kennedy9s car as shots are fired. Much to the surprise of Brodels and Burd, they were targeted as assassins. |