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Your numbers are 5, 11, 20, he was — HOME ON THE “RANGE” © 2008 by King Fastures Syncicate, inc World Rights reserved IDO YOU REALIZE YOU NEVER SAID ONE ABOUT POLITICS OR SPORTS Yesterday's CRYPTOQUOTE 29, 39, 47 ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will be excitable today. Lots of action will take place in your personal rela- AXYDLBAAXR isLONGFELLOW tionships. Put responsibili- One letter stands for another. In this sample, A is used for the three L’s, X for the two O’s, etc. Single letters, , the length and formation of the words are all hints. Each day the code letters are different. 10-9 ties first, but don’t rule out being able to do it all. #** TAURUS(April 20-May 20): Problems mayarise if you rely on others to do things for you. Secret attractions may be prominent. CRYPTOQUOTE GWN MIZE QMDNI EUGENIA DoubleLAST check your motives and stick with what you know. This maybe a challenging QWM UFNYY Think about what you are doing before you proceed. *** GM LZNVYN VFN GWNOF QNVFOIX BZMGWNY. WSYTVIUY ZVYG GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take charge and you will receiveall the glory ENVF’Y you're looking for. Your goals will becomeclear today, so find ways to overcome any obstacles standing in your YMSFBN SIAIMQI Answers Below way. kkk CANCER (June 21-July 22): Pay closer attention to ACES ON BRIDGE 7 Os965 what's going on right under your nose. Trouble may be brewing. Don’t let depression get the better of you. Keep the peace by being affectionate. a chance, and @J52 she had a prop- & AT x “She had NORTH never had such er esteem for chances.” Jim Davis l THOUGHT I LEFT MY KEYS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE & COME ON, COUNSELOR ~ARE YOU SA VYING ThHHS wWaS A CONTRACT WHAT DM sa AND THE INMATE MAY HAVE MURDERED HARRY’S wite, TOO’ #2QJ103 &852 _ sian Club, most . me ulnerable: West be unlucky — Dealer: South The bidding: (the best card- south West North East LNT Pass 2 s. instead simply 29% Pass 3 the most out of his cards. 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