Show UNDER THE LAW under the new liquor law a large dinner party at tho thil country club ought to be funnier than a vaudeville show we we suggest that anew new rules covering the subject be milde mide and that they read about as follows section 1 upon the arrival of tho the guests awaiting the serving ot of the dinner everyone should speak in whispers for any loud talking might jar on the nerves 0 of other members who cannot make them deives heard because they are choking to io death sec 2 upon I 1 ielne seated at the table waiters nill ft ill see that the blinds are drawn and the doors are locked when upon a giam signal from the host boat or hostess etch eich e ich gentleman present will extract a bottle from the he right hand hip pocket d if aly break the neck off same and ailt it to the lady seated upon his left j see sec 3 after ballf of the contents contenta have boon been remo re movel veI in this manner he shall take tile the botija back and absorb the remainder parsing the empty to a waiter together with the key to his locker whereupon the waiter shall disappear through a secret panel and reappear with another life saver eaver by the time the next course arrives see sec 4 it shall lie ile the duty ot of every host or hostess to provide a sufficient number ot of ambulances which shall arrive within minutes ot of the finish fillish ot of the dinner and shall each be provided with a and trained nurse for those v m lio may find them necessary sec 5 those who abo wish to take a drink as under thu tho present re regime alme will not be allowed to stop at that under the new blind system and unless they consume sufficient amount ot of stimulant to revard the wholesalers will be liable t suspension sec 6 it shall be considered a breach ot of etiquette to make any remarks bearing on jers ierson onal al liberty or to criticism criticise critic ise lse the nevi neri order of things and those who do so are not only liable to reprimand but may upon a majority vote be re portel to the church authorities see sec 7 rollow Inq the coffee each host or hostess must provide each guest with a bottle ot of spirits of ammonia and one ot of bromo soda and failing in this will tot lot be allowed to entertain again until apologizing to the board ot of directors Good goodwins wills weekly |