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Show a | want to start eating wood again, but my appendix was taken out a few years ago. What | Whena bankis sold, who getsall that money? | —uH., Carteret, Nu. Sometimes when you dig a hole and then put the dirt back in, you have moredirt than you took out, and sometimes you don’t have enough dirt to fill the hole back up. Does the moon's phase have anything to do with it? —K.C., Winnie, Tex. Is “Pop Goes the Weasel” the song most often played backward? —P.R., Pittsburgh, Pa. I have been watching beauty pageants on TV for years now, and something bothers me: Why is it that our scientists and engineers can build spacecraft that will take men to the moon, yet they cannot design a crown thatwill stay | on a young woman’s head? —D.S., Lakeland, Fla. can! doP —P.C., East Elmhurst, N.Y. Whenwego ondaylight savings time, we get an extra hour of daylight each day. Do you think that extra hour of sunlight will help the corn grow or cause it to dry up? | think the extra hour of sunlight is messing up the weather. Just yesterday, the wind blew so hard,| saw a chicken lay the same egg three times. What else could be causing weather like this? —JN., Asheville, N.C. Doyouthink there will ever be a time-release patch for perfume or maybe peppermint for fresh breath? —AB., Nutley, Nu. Sometimes wesay “that’s Greek to me” when we don’t pi jing. My i is: What do the Greeks say? —uN., Syracuse,Ind. if you're a man and have a sexchange operation, will your What do car insurance rates go down? —ES. Chesterfield, Mo. the Greeks | can’t find the answerto this anywhere: Whatis the indention between your upperlip Say When and nose called? —L.W., Norfolk, Va. ‘ Does the ordinary housefly something haveanyintuition of imminent es danger? More often than not, when | pick up a flyswatter, is Greek the little rascal takes off with- t th "9 out even seeing it. —EM., FortValley, Ga. (0 em Does the commoncat have an And why accent on the region of the country or world it lives in? Hi —T.R., Wilmington, N.C. don't we | If you can answerthree ques- tions for me,| will believe that you are a genius. The first one ever Pull is, what profit does a man show who gains the whole into Me world and destroyshimself in With new cancer treatments available today, quali ty of life is among youroptions. the process? The second is, what can a man offer in ex- Yellow? change for his life? My final questionis, why is water wet? —P.P., BrownsMills, N.J. Whyis it that | can find someone else’s golfball in the woods but never my own? —P.D., Washington, D. | Is Tweety bird a boy or a girl? —T.W., Marshalltown,low: About how fast would a 120-pound person hav to run on water to keep from sinking? —J.S., Blanchard,Okt In all my years of watching cartoons, | havi split brain-cells trying to figure out this puz zling question: How can Donald Duck beanun: cle to Huey, Dewey and Louie, and they b nephewsto his uncles, Scrooge McDuck Ludwig Von Drake? —A,P., Roanoke,V maybealso. Having cancer today meansalso having options. With new treatments available, weoller options in treating soft tissue and bonesarcoma. cancersof theliver, gall bladder. colon. head and neck pancreas. lung, esophagus. and other sites once considered inoperable. Century City Hospite offers someof thelatest advances in Cryosurgery (freezing). Radiothermal Ablation (heat). Phot Dynamic Therapy(light andlasers). andIntra-LuminalRadiation. Our commitment andgoai 1s t | If it’s true that cotton burns slower thal synthetic fibers, and leather burns evenslow: er than cotton, thenis it safer for a woman0 an airplane to wear leather pantsjustin c: the worst happens? —F.L., Sunnyvale.Calif I find it curious that there are manyindividu als whose surname is Brown, Green, White, Black, Gray or Gold, but there are virtually n' whose surnameis Red, Yellow, Orange. Purpl or Pink.Is there a logical reason for this? —R.W., Brentwood, M | lam 37 and have been washing my ownclot! cure cancer, Even wherethere is no cureyet. these new treatments may improvequality of lite since | was 10. When | throw my underpant andoften, lengthen it. So, if you have cancer remember, youalsohavechoices inside out! Can you explain this? The Cancer Centeror cenury tv Hospital 2080Century Park East. Suite 101. Los Angele into the machine, they come back inside out. But} if | put them in inside out, they still come back a —L.G., Biloxi Beach, Miss I'mstumped! Call our Cancer Center information Line at 1-800-605-5166 to schedule a thorough evaluation. PAGE 6 - SEPTEMBER27, 1998 « PARADE MAGAZINE] |
