Show heavy drinkerd Drin kerr the linnaeus of spring street whose botanical erudition Is of the most practical stamp found a friend in the eighth stage of inebriation aird and being much provoked thereat lectured t the 10 unfortunate in these w words I 1 to get drunk ought to bo be a crime in an age ago when to prevent it Is so easy let me see your tongue new your palms yes you are of a bilious tempel ament hereafter when you go off on a toot drink three ounce ot of olive oil with that as a foundation ill give you ten whiskeys whisk ys twenty beers and a dozen bottles of champagne and send you home sober but not got home sober today to day unless you eat half a bead of cabbage cabbag ft raw of course chew it up and gob ble it t down just like a cow eating hay it will straighten you out in three minutes nothing like raw cabbage bage the of rum knows it not but we botanists know a thing thin or two new york press |