| Show OUR CHICAGO R another ri suc urr ence 1 CHICAGO january 22 the greeks ot old ola tre molea wuen their jupiter Iro ir owned weed and at the L lightest manifestation ut 01 his bis displeasure they bowed oo 00 wed their dieal in ia reverence rever euce to maut M aut olympus wito wita poets and ancl orators t tie dasky trow brow of jove formed a favorita theme for mor al izing and for foe didactic song but howie tie w feeble eble a wim is s the Jup juppier tier of olympus when c contrasted contra stid with the jupiter of dakota tae olympian is ia to the dakotas aagut tile the same saine as tile fie pu puling aug lukant in its mot mothers ners arms is to john L sullivan at we art an cont routed w t i this awful jupiter of dakota in one of hla his most tremendous moods he shakes his mighty curls curis and lowers hib hi majestic maj ealic brows and the effect is perceptible alf a continent nen tolie one hundred times timed larger than greece bruni the cha to toe the ricky mountains DEATH destruction CALAMITY ASTER and suffering are scattered broadcast snow is 18 piled ou on the streets of galveston while the lurid swamps of lauis iana are frozen into solid ground industry trade and commerce are suspended in iowa missouri and kansas in dakota Mon montana Lazia and wyoming lire life both human and brute is lined heed as libe liberally nilly as it would be on a napoleons battle field in illinois 14 wisconsin and michigan frozen noses chapped ears and profane tongues are the characteristics of the season horace shuddered at the sight of a few inches ot of on Sor acte and trembled at a lew icicles ou on the branches bran branc coes nes ot of the trees treed iu in the suburbs su turus of rome and tie has left us a very pleasant little ittle ode in commemoration of the anai avat meteorological marvel ol of his day what would iise he do if he be had bad two pounds pound of ice ou on bis beard one of his ears broken off at the middle and his as whitt white as aa a lump of missouri butom bottei ie ae certainly would leave SUD more than an ode or avle rw nc so exia dr himself in pr and mat lie would leave noi hina fit for reproduction in print probably this is ia the reason our Y aukee minstrel are silent on the we dealier alier energy that ought to be reserved for son song i is wailed iu in pr swearing swu anni waichi is neither edifying nor iu instructive nei aei aner nor ani amusing using fortunately PEOPLE OF U lah fall you escape the winter blizard izard bi and bummer toreado toru ado Youa you are not innear in fear ot of dynamite or gunpowder you tremble riot not as we poor chicago aos do before the agents ot of science and nature if we ny fly from the ravages of the dakota destroyer we are liable V t sturno lu li on oa the ful explosives of he herr rr N lost true you nave to carpetta carpet ba baader lay and clerical and ol of course political poh but tie he after all is merely a temporary misfortune a trall trail calamity a kind of fl eeLing a superficial flegal piedro monia there is hope of getting rid of him but I 1 fear with us the dakota ird tile kansas cyclone and the most dynamite will remain always alays like poverty we will have them per alIv aud and lik joe medill and general benneig Bentle Ben ld we will he be perennially reminded of their existence speaking of carpet carper bags baes reminds me of some communications I 1 have re bently read in the chicago papers pu porting till to come from salt lake city one in particular laid out plans for a new map of the tale united states others dwelt on OH tile the mormon question and endeavored to demonstrate the mistakes of john and brigham young I 1 just as mr ingersoll would try to point out the mistakes of M moses who the correspondent may be Is a question of little importance but it I 1 is safe to say that his material interests interest S in utah or elsewhere are very infinitesimal te he may for aught I 1 know be a grant haisky tax collector we hung one of the kind here a few months ago the late mr parsons was a whisky tax collector under general grant he tried to make a new map ot of the world but as to this correspondent it is useless to waste time on out he reminds me of prof Bl ackies ackles lines storms will have their gusty way and fools will alive their ranting but bul sense houtrides out ont rides the ro roughest ugliest day and sees the end ot of canting joe medill takes up the MISTAKE BUSINESS and also tries to show how bow utah could be prosperous and happy without religion or morality in this conditional easiness business joo joe medill beats bears barry lyndon that very interesting irish gentleman mr barry lyndon who dran k with goldsmith and floored dr jonnson in argument used to say thai a mistake caused all his trouble he used to say bay that if his grandmother had married the right kind of husband he plain barry lyndon would nave have been born prince barry lyndon his royal highness all the literature now in circulation opposing the admission of utah to the union crystallizes crysta lizes itself in the article artcle of senator dawes read this article and you have the whole range of anti utah argument the senator is a wonderful logician in fact he might be set up for matthew arnolds Ara olds typical reasoner the man who with one ingui tion builds around it a glittering pyramid of eggs but the eggs are all ad died but one the original iaal little intuition senator dawes DEALS ENTIRELY WITH FUTURE and ver very y elaborately endeavors to prove that thai utah would come in with impaired or mutilated sovereignty and then again lie he proves to joe medili 1111 that the me state of utah and the united states stales would be nothing when cheb arrayed against some phantasmal polygamist the bael la Is the framers bramers of the utah con siU SLIt ution nave done everything within toe range of practical politics and wisa statesmanship to abolish exclude disavow and expunge poleg amy in utah and senator knows it that is why he goes into speculative polygamy and endeavors to nake make an argument out of noising or next to nothing it is true istah utah ought to come in without any clause oi 01 the kind giving congress management ot of her local affairs and it is reas suring to see ee senator dawes and his hafs crowd so punctilious about state acate rights but it this clause were not mere then thea surely dawes would howl and want sch s ch a clause in ia toe ques lion of practical polygamy is settled in uliah anere aeed be no apprehension of its revival there as ion as united states laws and state laws oppose it ii this dawes and nis ais following know too well but they bave av a not tae me to say it to enter into argument with senator dawes would necessitate probing into toe ane centre wf of his glittering pyra pyramid taid of rotten eggs to find the one sound one we have everything that we can reasonably or hanes honestly desire irom from the citizens eiriz of utah preliminary to the ad mission ot of their territory cerrito orv rv ail a state they rhey have done ing within the range ot of practical politics to satisfy us anen why endeavor to torce force the matter tg ta a religious issue it is ut uter er noni non ense to say that a system of plural marriage will be instituted utter alter statehood tate hood is obtained it if any persons are an foolish foo listi enough to td think the people of utah would be such idiots persons must be in a sad state of ig 19 I 1 norance and as to this speculating on the future there is only one way to answer senator dawes and that la is bi b quoting quotin frances jffrey jeffrey the great re vie rin reply to lord macaulay as to this future development deaf loument business chis is what mr jeffrey saye say but bat after all will either human mot ved or human duties ever near dear such auch a and should we not all or quakers and fellows if we e were to act on views fco eu system systematic ape buo the de ii bowd ever have to do with lovdy or war nay who W would ulo venture himself on the sea or on a T galloping horse if he were to calculate I 1 in u this way the chances of shortening aing life or forfeiting comfort by such ven tur esome doings doing i 11 this L lits its mr dawes article in the whole range of bisi history tory and romance there is one personage who can parallel mr dawes in gloom tore fore bodi gs ot of the future that per louage conage it is found in irish irah sli she was a woman the wile of din dan dalea of skibbereen ereen dan was a be healthy althy happy young man who took unto him self a wife the morning after wedding festival dan walked out to see his cattle catle and his grounds in a hort tique he heard beard the most dishaw wails issuing irsai the causion where he be left his bis young youn 1 wife dau dan ot of course hurried aurrie to tile the inside he found ah fair young wife walling wailing lamenting and in fact striking all the keys ol OJ grief rief win a sigh to a shriek dau dan endeavored deavo red to ascertain the cause of this fearful woe after some time mrs mra daley between her sobs and tier ner creams pointed out a stone laying L loosely on the nob hob and aed then smote her hands bands this would not satisfy dan te ae insisted on oa nearing further mrs daly then said oh ob taen dan it if the young daneau should be born and that stone to tall fall on hinl him it would kill him to say that poor nor dan daley was paralyzed would but feebly describe his condition an effort will be made to give the republican party a new lease of life ry oy mentioning general sheridan in connection with it ehe gallant soldier will steer clear ot of it unless his usual good sense has deserted him he will not sacrifice a name a char acter and a reputation by allowing himself to be made toe tae too of scheming politicians they tried to resuscitate it with young grant robert lincoln is also talked about but he is all right where he is selling town lots probably home persons think a yankee can be hit with sentiment they now tind find the yankee and a tur turi i nip are analogous in the sentiment anc Ji iua |
