Show joco jocularities t A wag went to the station of one of the railroads one evening and nin fin finding the best bert car full said sald ina lna in a low tone why this car going abin 1 or of couro this caused a ren keu general ral rai stampede and the tile wag wag took til tile tiie e best seat in the midst or the indignation nation the wag was asked why did you say this car wasn gasn t going weli weil well it then replied the wag but it is now A learned divino divine says that h he e once married a couple and the man said bes be boshwit Bos short hoit be short I 1 said yes I 1 can do it in three minutes eq but it will last longer than that aj right ri lit lie he said baid I 1 saw that there was some little dissatisfaction brithe on the part of the other half 1 I said you dont want to have it too short no said she a body d dont bilt want to get herself up so for rii rig nothing thing 0 therease there Ther eare oare are over ten million women in America and yet tom hutton degeorgia of dr georgia fifteen hung bung lung himself on account oft ofa girl nirl fifteen years old A western paper says that the way to kill off the poets who oner to Write pieces is to accept their emm efm morts lorts orts hand them to the worst compositor and let the proof proofs reader correct them ac according cordin to his own ideas of prosody this 1 his is warranted to destroy the strongest p poetical e fever in ia three weeks tile tiie there thero roas rons is a nich rich gubernatorial sq squabble babbie babble in arkansas between brooks and baxter they and t their partisans Parti ha have ve taken to arms i P ase rrt determined to if ight night it out on that line little tommy disobey a la in i and go ill in swIm swimming bling W uld did aid he li no mamma jimmy brown and tile tiie rest of the boys went in but remembered what you said abid andl disobey you and tommy never tells lies does le he 11 wo N 0 ma mamma ninin I 1 tell a lie for all the world 1 then how does tommy happen to have on jimmy browns shirt that conundrum liri iiri drum was too much for tommy he had to giver give it up his domestic life as described by Mr Upham pharn in his recent blagra biography phy presents a delightful picture he was often called the amer american amerlean lean cato and in no respect did he more mate resemble the noble roman than in his devotion to his family who thought that tha it was better to be a good hus nua husband band than a great senator 11 I 1 he was singularly happy in his marriage his wife was a model of sweet temper and excellent judgment the secret of the their r conjugal felicity as ex plaine by mr upham will probably not find acceptance with the modern champions of the equality of the sexes she choly who ly subordinated her will and judgment to his thus acquiring al aon controlling trolling influence over him which it was the happiness and pride of his life to recognize in this aho the tho Ahe legitimate way she wielded the high power her sex can and ou ought Y atto to exercise her gentle gentie and M his strong and resolute spirit her mildness of demeanor and manner alid aud his bold decisive and emphatic expressions and deportment not only constituted a singularly remarkable inar kable rable contrast but withal a most beautiful harmony 11 they hiba together as husband and wife more than nifty fifty f ift two years he treated her to the last with the amnie same lively affection and tender courtesy as when she was a bride all the above good things are said of col coi timothy othy pickering |