Box Elder News Journal | 1905-08-17 | Page 7 | Peril in Peanut Butter

PERIL IN PEANUT BUTTER one ona mouthful sufficient to cause split in family the last case I 1 will N III mention at this MIS time was waa on this vise aise she returned return ed in the evening from it a shopping foray and casually mentioned that she had some peanut butter she set it down in the kitchen later in the evening be slipped out in the kitchen in a sort of desultory quiet and unostentatious way and cut a piece of bread and set about spreading on somo some of the peanut butter in tho the dim light he did well and got plenty on but unfortunately she had not mentioned that she had bad also bought some cham cline for polishing the stovepipe when the bread was wag spread ho took a mouthful of it the tha kind of mouthful a man Is apt to take when the restraints stra ints and formalities of 0 effete society are tar far from him then ho he placed some handsome but unpremeditated stucco work on the newly painted walh of the kitchen and from that date things began to get twisted and there was not that delightful camaraderie that there had been she got alimony tw two 0 years later and it was charged that he be had bad spells of temper and on one occasion went into the kitchen just after it had bad been newly painted and filled his mouth with some rome black substance and then like a chinaman wetting down an ironing spurted it seventy two ways from sunday that shows how unfair a woman Is when she gets after a person she no longer likes perkin la in magazine of fun