Show t FATAL ERROR Representative Joe Unlace of ot West Went Virginia stretched himself out on In one ono of ot ofte otIe te to couches In the tho Republican cloakroom the tho other day und and made the following con contribution contribution to tl the Short Story Club Clubs Al AI Although Although though Mr Mn Ir did hot liot so 0 specify tIme the Incident Is suppo supposed td d to 10 have taken laken place In III the tho Third district of the tho Moun Mourn Mountain lAin tain tam State An unknown man was wae found lying dead beside the railroad track nn an was taken to the tha morgue mor e A general description was Wall unit nt out oUI and Ind when the tho fact became known IWO two handsomely IncIsed dressed women In kl h turnout with whim liveried livened coachman non and footman drove up to 10 the morgue and anda an a sailed asked lc d to be allowed al to ro see the deceased Tho The Lush Irish morgue master assured them It would d be bo b ft it 1 pleasure aol an escorted them to lO the IhO dingy ding There up upon upon on or a II marble slab dab ilIa II covered con red with a IL white while sheet lay lu ha tho tie dead moan man The ladles Mies looked solemnly Holem at the tho corpse corp and then with Jeweled hands bands drew rew forth sweet E handkerchief and shed tenTS tears They IM recognize time the deceased ns as their brother and Informed th the i morgue muster mAIler they would within A urt time with It a oa casket k t and under undU undertaken taken and remove the body In III the tho COUI So f an nn hour they did re return reo return turn lurn by the tho roost most expensive In III town lown who brought a lined coffin with Oliver handles mind and name date The un t place the remains romaine within tho the casket and again drew down the tho Bluet lly Ily II this Ihla time the Ihl JIll jaw of the ilvad 11 ht nina man had t h had d been oboe clos id ha tho first upon him timid the net taCt was waR revealed that the man huh Imd n a full tull sIb set ret of good god teeth leeth firmly set ne dead lend brother It was known had melee o leeth Fie 1110 ladles were Vere rejoiced ai ilL a the rv and 10 to know that alter after uli iii the iU d deal nJ d m n was Wal not rebated milled to 10 them rh im their eyes ICS and J ac ito by L the undertaker who car carr cari i r II II HIP hr ton la k 14 empty empt A I the tho Irish m mister 1 h r rpM on the Lime marble slab flab h he shook Mok 1 II 1 f re oI iger lIer nt at the l f lew form form torm and There ye 0 see eo what an nn II tI III I gent g nt jo ye 0 would hive had If le ye 0 had hud th tim 1011 nines t tn In keep kep yer er mouth shut Washington Times TimoR t |