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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, 8UXDAV 310RNIN0, FEBRUARY" 17, Buiigirijj Cruisers for Next Conference I We' ara vrfELL, all I know Is just what I read In the papers. W mighty mangy with news here the last week. There Is an awful' lot of stuff of really Big League nature taking place. You see Mr. Coolidge will be getting out tn a "J3r-- 1 couple of weeks and he wants as much to Uf" happen as possible under nis czarsmp. Course, on the other hand, there Is a lot of things that he "hopes don't happen till he Is out of sight of the White House. Now take for instance those cruisers that A ) they voted, he wanted them voted under I ei- .- l his coachine. but he kinder wants congress J to stall along and not vote the money till words, Calvin i after Hoover is in. In other i wants to buy something for us, but he wants He is more set on Hoover to pay for it. balgoing out of office having his Budget anced than he is going out with any other '. one thing. Now about the Cruisers, a lot of people were kinder against them, but I tell you we ? pretty near got to have 'em. You see we will be holding another disarmament con: fprmre nfettv soon, and if we don't have kinder work something to sink, we will be lost. You see people this way. thaTTs their minds do. One year they are warlike, they the get to thinking why shouldn't we have the biggest Army and we the in world, Nary biggest one Then build a great Navy, or not nave are the greatest nation. hardly at all. For running second bust some come taxes and along get you anywhere in anybody's m In the face and they seem don't war. People are not going to quit to all at once get the peace tenr. lighting any iriore than individuals -- " England sees us buUdtng these are going to quit fighting. A Nation land they are the smartest Na- is Ships but a boy grown up. and tion in- the world. They will grad-- i he nothing haaent any too gpod education Ily start spreading a little talk in growing up. bout what a shame it is to build . All our Preachers are doing our rsainst each other, and the first principal Legislation for us now. We it pick up a paper and it says. "We thing you know we have fell for and are Just dying to get to a con- - can t get this blU through, because ltrence and sink something. Then Bichop So and Bo is against it," and as go to the otner extreme, tint "We have to pass this as the Fedthat erated Parsons of Ossawatomie are everything but the Delegate went, the very, things we should behind It." A Preacher Just can t sink. save anybody" "nbwaday.""He ts too Why don't we either go on and busv saving the Nation. He cant monkey with Individual salvation. -- ( ft , Minister Is trying Every cross-roa- d to be a Coldnel House. In the old days those fellows read their Bibles. Now they read the Congressional Record. The Church Is in Politics more than the Politician. If Congress met on Sundays, why there would be no service anywhere, all the Ministers would have their eyes on Congress. We got to trust somebody to run our Country, and when we1 elect 'era why let's let 'em alone, and see how they do, then if they don't do, why throw em out when they come up for in the movies! fawiJimnmnhnihJwbttt But. don t stand in the Tlwsrw ,.WcklMMBooichirnlo. IS Pno wings prompting 'em all the time; CimmaMMipKtatcnlniMliiiqtm that keeps 'em nervous, and besides .oIt they never do learn their part. H ym ere a icpcc, aoap and wter wiU tne di&tultv. Nor will a retreUiaex neutraltr Taking the Ca lb a areata of ta body, ajepieauM Tatxmnn for ear Unftkof am. Of Senator Jasba. rendition fet septic hy nture. It it WjdT Now take the case of Senator Jasbo. reran can correct. Jut a lew dare an aulacient seems he got In wrong With a lot It take the tautt out oi peraotrioon. ""i render M l errath at pur at rak be: and tbu perfect of his people down there by being A mad ciaaninaaa any for rwraonai ptmnM Smith, for his State come pretty ... otkum or Buna about cauriara wajtn. Hoover. So that meant Yw may not taw whether too !art aaoti. near going for II there u he was all wet with nearly half of Try seat calcium wafers, and Mtet Septics "trii You . v any atatnnl matter ta tKa ytem, ryinni( Till apeediiv b aweet and clean. Your akin wi4 b lee acrid: color imprevd; tht colonic arichten eve and whjtro teeth I nd yon will amr need another harsh cathartia from th ton yo han Warned M prevent awaiMionatisatmi by hut occasionally laluag tiay caiuittn waiar. By Will Rogers By JE?SIE HENDERSON. (Copyright, 1929, by the ConlidEted rOf riv cruisers) . I jI .. ..... - ' At Ml Drug Stores: 10e r bOn sizes "tnarHf" C IOE3QC . - By HARDEN COLFAX. (Copyright, 1929. Consolidated Press) NeW WASHINGTON. Feb. 16. York's trail lc problem, dramatised for first-pag- e positions by recent moves to split up the hours of theay sidewalks ter performances, for pedestrians and other spectacular experiments, differs from the perplexities ot similar communities tnly in degree. With this In mind, merchant associations of a number of cities are taking up a study of traffic regulations quite independent from the charts which adorn the offices of the municipal offices and real estate boards are doing likewise. Ceoducted Sarvey of Street Traffic Problem. Four years ago. the department of commerce conducted a survey of the street traffic problem as it affected aoaoi "THEY SAY I0C30I "RamarT'l Dental Work b uraly satisfactory." Ta Oil and Ilk remark we owe our lurreii. Fifteen yeara io this afflre wai apened, with Surer" at our leal. By Sacceaa we meaa not the money we have made, not the number of people we employ, not the site el our establishment, not the rrowdi In our office taut week er laat but th Indorsement of the patient we hae aereed. h. "THEY SAY Ranuey a Dental Work urely b satisfactory. Our boast of Sure When THEY SAY OTHERS Itaten. cd The secret of our Success it simple. Tnm the alnnins we hay never we on time neresury to do tood work, cheap material, wa ha r never cheated have always hare never advised unnecessary work merely lor the money. We placed honesty above the dollar alin. roup Every patient receives the personal attention and the combined efforts ofDr.a Ward f rapable, efficient and conactenlisas deatista Dr. Mice, Dr. Thome, and Dr. Ramsey. 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No extra charge for them In fitting your own Frame. White Gold Spectacle Frames and Rimless Mountings are up to the minute in style. They combine beauty, strength and comfort. SPECIAL PRICES THIS ' Fair--- INU .' 883 I J 1 FREE Many a community thronthoat the Doited States baa been oddly puialed chants' associations, real estate or- to sea one or more of Its member ganizations, municipal . authorities quickly reduce from a state of awkward and street railway executives. obealty to normal weight wlia trim, youthful agora. All Rules Not Given w Wholehearted Approval. 1? The elaborate regulations imposed t; on some communities regulating turns, installing control lights and otherwise attempting to bring about orderly and safe movement of traffic through the streets, ore not given the wholehearted approval of many students of the situation that might be expected.-- A motorist d prohibited from making a turn at a street intersection may reach his destination by driving three or more blocks and making a series of right-han- d turns, so while he has avoided passible congestion at the first eornsr, he has add:d to the burden of traffic ih three or more blocks. And so it goes with other regulations. Convenience naturally must give way before the paramount necessity of making the streets safe. Some of a MIL ItKUWliVIU 111. .1 :iv, fI ' I IJ t MUSI nity. Old Shopping Centers Able to Meet Change, -Nor has almost universal owner- ship of the automobile served to break, up the old chopping ceutors of the modern American city, as many prophets predicted.. There has been expansion of retail districts, some daring stores even have removed far from old centers and have prosperjd; specialty shops quite generally are off the most beaten paths. getting .... 1. . t Tl . . ixi U..11.4... Dui uuuuuigs iiravj (uvtrawiieuis have served to fairly well anchor the business within districts principal old general limits, at least in the larger communities. Disappointing many prophets of gloom, the automobile market refuses to reach a saturation poUit. There still are a few families who do not possess cars, but tfiey probably are outnumbered already by those W'lr,v hatra M nen tViori rtta in trie famiiy. This, however, studies being made indicate, does not mean, necessarily, that more motor cars will crawl along the congested areas. TonrisU Seek to Avoid Main Streets. The American Automobile association has Just announced the results of a survey which established that a majority of motor tourists seek to avoid passing through main streets of cities along their routes. As a matter of fact, the street car Industry Is coming back. There are plenty of folks who own automobiles, who formerly used their cars to ride to and from business, who now leave the cars at home and go to work on the street cars. Incidentally, Ue electric railway industry has awakened to a few new things itself in the way of more comfortable cars, less expensive to operate, too, and it has taken the bus unto Itself In a number of communities, whereas formerly the bus line was re- 1 Q $8.50 $4.50 25 C $2.50 to $4 T (, i.-- SAVES YOUR TEETH, HEALTH AND MONEY MAROON VULCANITE PLATE GOLD CROWN BRIDGEWORK PAINLESS EXTRACTION- GAS ADMINISTERED Mall a tour broken pUtes. He repair and return tame day. 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Hut over-reglation is Deginning to oe a complaint in .more than one commu- Ij o the merchants and Published inter esting analysts of what was beine done by retailers In various cities to meet modem conditions imposed Lrcnses stantial saving in money. Dnpllcate ZT-- t l rj f , . IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE WHERE ADVERTISING PAYS BEST n 1928 '? POULTRY AOS TRIBUNE 2nd Paper- 3rd Paper L Jt ,1 ,107 J.S39 1,281 left-han- jr. t Bifocal Bitex il, maxreluoa THKRK it abnns back 10(301 $55 AUERBACH'S OFFER YOU Compel Merchants to Work Out Modern Riddle. Hair Color fUstortr oc J " In Every Advancing Community MARY T. GOLDMAN'S 1QC3 streaked there Traffic Jains Present Problems to color to array hair reator laded atrcaka to racaia yosihlul cokT--t- o (htaminf brUliaac. If clean and roVnrleaaat water. Tow almpty comb it thmob th hair It will not waah nor rub off. It a called Man a Hair Color Raatorar. T W.ik amailr.a taat. hea lor youraell whal It will do. Few rent' worth ffvoa complet a bott I from druat (tat reatoration . at Ma will return every cennr l( not drlif htad. Or writ lor I roe taat upplr trfw oler ay aetrl to Mary T. Goldman Co.. M. Paul. Minn, -- ,;,, TmL...-....- -. I Press.i lenses, one-wa- I HTIkf your, Taat it Frwe at Hocm! iw ft Ex-am- in Ml "mm CTT Glasses MAKE THIS TEST i Wff Reading test will prev to yon very eeaele th ytvm' need for calcium water, from thaw little water. th decided 1 oar eYujreiX baa them th teat tim lor pocket family i M.( FREE a 1- A for lull teat ample to pro the I fame to you of smart a calcium waters a Mill aa sent yon. if you mail thta mm- - I pon to the Sluart Co Depi. C41U1. I Uaralull, Mica. I WhatShall I Do for Grav Hair?' NEW YQRK. Feb. 16. Reeling with statistics, dazzled by charts, we rush to press with the announcement that your left ear is quite all right. Go ahead and telephone as much as you wish. The consensus oi opinion around New York is that the more you keep one ear covered and diverted by a telephone receiver, the less chance you U have oi going crazy the uban tumult of police whistles, taxi horns, ctreet cars and zealous riveters. Evidently the Entteh ear, or possibly the British telephone receiver, is different. The British medical society was thrown Into constsrnaticn the other day when from a paper read by ohe of the members it learned that through constant use of the telephone the British left ear Is going deaf. Even now. with the right ear covered, it is difficult for some Londoners to spot the nuances between the Oxford and Cambridge accents. A left ear may seem a small matter to the ordinary telephonist who has another ear anyway, but the under- ma I tnoaih audible to the human mechanism; it's a sensation,, at first a tickling against the ear drums, at greater heights, a pain. Hearing Varies From Day te Day. The charts prove also that your Telephone Expert Refutes Danger to Man?s Left Ear wa vaaafs vy jwwt. yijowu wiiuivauu Weakest Soand. ' and that sometimes, when you think I am often" v Readily Respond. asked for a deaf, the real trouble going you're Not without inward excitement, we is good way to of effect the the with upon speech fled with this news to the Bell laborrestore gray, from floor to reflections walls. sound to atories here on West street, only faded or way to find out .whether learn that the news left them unper- A good as suppose Is to turbed. The laboratories, that prodi- you re as deaffloor. you hair. While If the upheaval the gious institution is what Alexander pull up nothing on your ear are drums, registers Graham .Bell's little studio turned many prepout to be, is where they take your you might see a specialist, though it's or. arations ioolish to crowd your Juck. hearing apart, ohm by ohm, and the market Well, and then there s the elecwave length by wave length, so as for the purpose, I know of nothing to put it together again In countless trical harmonic analyizer. This mea cross between a circus better than a mixture of good old charts resembling maps of the West chanism, and any good engine room, sage tea and sulphur. You can either-, calliope Indies or the Uveh prepare the mixture at home youris for determining the "component These charts show not only that of tones." In a way It self, or as most women prefer, buy frequencies you can swap views on the weather the phonautograph and it already prepared and ready to use. between New York and Madrid, by complements The correct recipe, Improved by which all just goes the oscillograph, a merely lifting receiver off the hcox, to show that your left ear Is still in- the addition of other ingredients, or quote specifications ot Aunt tact. . may be had In Wyeth's Sage St SulGreta's rheumatism across the 8000 Dr. Fletcher also Is an authority on phur Compound. All druggists carry miles between San Francisco and binaural (dont ask us!) it and since the cost Is only 75c a Oslo by the same process, but that as well asphenomena on the characteristics of bottle, there la really no need for the modern telephone business in- music noises, which for some any woman to go to the bother of cludes a knowledge that."th" (as In reason-h- eandlists under separate heads. preparing it herself. You would be thirst" is among the weakest sounds During the thirteen years he has surprised if you knew the number in the world, while "aw" as in "scof-flastudied these things, among the of men and women who employ . Is among the loudest. thousands of people he has exam- Wyeth's Sage & Sulphur because Its' Moreover, Dr. Harvey Fletcher, di- ined, there appears to be no record use Is undetectable. rector of acoustical research, You simply moisten a comb or a has of anyone who lost a left ear in a soft brush with It and draw it mining of the British left ear threat. made a chart like the rear elevation telephone of the Equitable building, which InThey tabulate many things at the through your half,' one small strand dicates that the average citizen can laboratories, such as windows in the at a time. By morning the gray disgarded only as a menacing compet- hear sounds ranging ocfrom 3 ear, logarithmic law.' the fact that appears and another application or itor. Bus lines managers in large taves middle C to a trifle more man's speech is easier to Interpret two sees your hair beautifully and urban centers are not entirely, .hap- than 6bslow octaves above. than woman's, and the fact that evenly restored to its full original Milfcaaya. s,a.aa.W.Vj' , py over increasing traffic congestion, Below as color. There is no suggestion of audibility" woman's speech has only one-ha- lf and more regulations their sched- you hear the "threshold of dear knows many tones as man's. About the that hard, dyed look that repe'i fasnothing, though ules for trips are .necessarily lengthWe've got to have something to sink. how. much noise of tree roots expandI advise any wonly 'thing not tabulated is a left tidious women. ened without any compensating Ining or daffodils budding may go on. ear gone wrong by telephone, though omanor man whose hair is turnthem. So to get back In right with election. We would like to have "'em crease In revenues. sound Any higher than six octaves people can still call you up and talk ing gray to try Wyeth's Sage & Sulthat bunch again, he figures he around, but they Just ain't hardly above middle C Is a sound no longer an arm off. (Adv.) phur. should do something that will show wdrth that much to us. We would Merchants Spending .j.... that he is dry. although he voted rather have cheaper " man that Large-Smfor Smith, why he puts in a bill vot would finance his own election. Now Merchants are spending large ing 24 million for prohibition relief. Mr. Coolidge don't want this 24 mil- sums, in the aggregate, to help out Here Is the Farmer starving to death. lion taken out of his Kitty before to 'mo parking" zones and otherwise The wets wetter than they ever was, he hand it over, and twenty-fou- r continue to bring into their estabthe Drys drier than a tariff speech. million, there is nothing that Mellon lishments customers who might be 24 to r wants milYet he million. could buy with only twenty-oudriven to a more quiet place of busigive 'em . Now what 24 million would do no- lion. So we are going to have an ex- ness. Store chauffeurs, store basecars ment Idea. see the of least of has tra for to It session Just garages shoppers body Congress might Complete dry up the east side of Pennsylvania what to do with the 24. It must be and other devices are being used. It a 1 1 o n of Avenue, but it wouldn t be enough a great life If you are bent on stay- all cocts money. to cross the street. Well, now that's ing In there. Thj object of the forthcoming e y e s, his life's work, to bet 24 million dolWell he has got over two more conference, which as. now outlined, P.CJS. lars of our money that he can get Weeks to go. But I bet you Calvin will not be under government ausback into the good graces of the ex- goes out with the Books balanced. pices, but for which a call will be fitted In Shell treme Drys that he lost out with last We may be in a terrible lot of scrapes, issued before the end of February "Comframe. . associations several Jointtrade by faul:, byt we won't be. in. the.Red. plete lhts week Now suppose every Senator'wantV (Copyright, 1623, by the McNaught ly, Will be to get the "best minds" together and try to- start- wnatlonal ed u W dona tc that much tdh'is hexft Syndicate.)' r White Gold Mounting program which will mean not only ; street and highway safety;' but the ' : At continued use of public thoroughAUERBACH'S fares for legitimate business missions without too many difficulties ' wa being imposed, an attempt will be mads to direct expansion of shopping and theater districts In directions which appear to meet traffic A complete and honest examination by Experienced Optomerequirements, not today, but what trists. Frank advice, whether you need glasses or not Skillful as existing, ten, Autos, Instead of Changing Shopping Center as Pre-tlirte- may be envisioned subfifteen, years hence. fitting of correct lenses if you do require glasses, at , am a.rtr nd 1929. ' vju ...ri rv-i.- 1 rTS!iBa. W 1( 1 i In many cases, the change, ha 001s to rapidly, yet without any apparent reaaoo, tbat toe reaolt baa been the abject of common golp. What have tbeaa men and women donet Bow did tbey aeoomplUh this miracle and still manasa to keea ttemielvei In robust bealtbf The anrtver Is given here. If yon are overweight and If yon aeem unable to remedy the condition, do what three thousands of others have done. You will be amazed and delighted wRiitbe reulu. No one man or woman reed hesitate to use the F. J. kellogit Treatment If their aim la to reduce. No tedious exercising wltb Its resultant discomfort no deoylna youraelf the foods you crave auu enjoy. 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