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Show THE SALT LAKE TRI13HNT2, SUNDAY. MOKXIXG, ' ' Which the way it appears to me of Mawruss, ircttini:a transfusion blood is something like getting an l endorsement on a note: you don't go to strangers for it if it can be had in the family." "lou bet your life- you don't,' Morria said ferveutly. . "Take my wire a urmner, uarna Benuiueuirci, and that feller has stung me so often endorsing his notes, that it would fiancee's houe by be to me if he a fitti:iMirtiiiiiittitiiiPiiiifTttiiitifiiiiiiitiiiMiiiiiiiiii.t:nmmnimtiiJttiniiBiiiMisiiJiiii and vPerlmetter' jPlJPotash-I By Montague Glass A Iiiiinjjiiiiiiiaiitiiisiiiii!i33fiiiiiii"fitiri3iiitititiiiiiifiiii;i:favi-itjci!.ijm:i.i;!:i:iJi5i:ii- Discuss What the Doctor Shoes. d Says About i J keep away from his he's got even a case of fin, don't look liko a very eligible match to me, Abe, but when it conies to TT SEEMS to me, MaVrusn, that doctors shouldn't ought to be allowed of giving his fiancee a transfusion to make prophecies in the newspapers, on account it weakens their blood, Abe, it looks like just so propheeiet whkh they make in private to their patients," Abe Potash mftch a ease of truet love as if he had suare-tfsaid the other day. "For instance, Maw rum, if given her of Con)r. Charles Mayo of Iloehester, Minn., im to nay diamond. ring and ten shares Motors "'Preferred. - Ho hours io live, solidated to me that I had just twenty-fou- r y 'ntiderstusxl, naturally I would reply: 'I have, And bow about that prophecy which have If f wag!isiip you made it in the papers where you says that l on account of wearing shoes, ladies would lose the calves of their legs. ' " "Well, wouldn't theyj" Morris Perlmiitter in quired. "Not if experience is going to win out against prophecy," Abe replied, "Which while I den 't esaetly remember the original Black (.'rook company, Mawruss, yet it 'a a hundred to one shot that ail them Indict wore What used to be called Spanish or Cuban heels, and if they didn't have calves to their legs, what did they htvet Cowtf" "Hut it tomes natural to doctors to make "In fart, prophecies, Abe," Morrii protested. it's part of the business, because a doctor'! fee Glass. Montague practically depends on the conditional prophecy Jt would which he. make that if he had been sent for five minutes later. bave been all over with the patient." "Certainly it would," Abe agreed, "because one doesn't have to be a prophet exactly to predict- - th:il if. the doctor had. been sent for five minutes later or even not at all, it would have bnen all over, and the that if a young man gave his fianpatient would have been as well as cee a transfusion of blood, they ever." shouldn't ought to marry, Mawruss, "Aire, I know, but that ain't makes Dr. Mayo 'i prophecy about what doctors mean," Morris ob- high berl shoes sound like a raid served. "They mean the same advertisement of something which thing what we mean when we tell is going to happen on Tuesday next a customer: 'If you would have come at 8:30 n. m. iharp." in tomorrow instead of today, the "Mavbe the Professor Doctor de priee of this garment would have Beule thought thot thla made the ten couple blood relations, " Morrii sugbeen fifteen dollars and not '. rollaxs."" gested. "But suppose he had given his "In: other words, they mm t fiancee measles instead ef blood f" 'Venn' it, but they say it anyway," "would this have made Abe said. "And why shouldn't Abe asked, then in " T . You naturally couldn't ex- - them measles relations, and They? . . .i . ,L. .. . t. n. . such a case rould they if he dclaye'd five minutes in phon"It's a close question," Morris therefore, Abe, I would say ing for a doctor, ho would have felt 100 per cent better and would have admitted. "Of course, Abe, you've That got to consider that If a young man that this here Professor Doctor de saved $10 for a house call. ain't business, either fur a doctor or gives his fiancee measles, or even a Beule ain't got no right to Ivtbe-ai come a" garment manufacturer, although slight case of mumps, she probably small blood transfusion what thi here rr. JciU do Boule, won't need no Professor Doctor to lweer a pnlr of lovers." "There's a whole lot in what you professor of aurgery at the. ttniver-- tell her not to marry such a Abe admitted. Any young man who can't say, Mawruss," ity of Ghent, meant when he said when High-Heele- four-cara- relief nothing but fame around once in a whilo look but transfusion, ing for M blood that is going nothing so lucky-ato happen to uie, Abe. s "Oh, I don't know,' com Aba niented. "1'ou take this here eouide in Client and while they'll prob-ablv consider themselves lunky if hitth-hee- ; 10, 1928. they get married in spite of what this here Professor Doctor de Beule says, Mawruss, still you never can Hix years from now, Mawtell. russ, the chances is that she'll be kicking about the way her fur eoat said, "which it's an old saying and a true one that you can't get blood out of a stone, but nobody yet ever tfied to do it by means of an ltal-ienbarber with an old fashioned III of Women' clubs, lrs. W. V. LwtaA chairman of the committee en btla board restriction announced. "None of these firm promises of course," aa4 WASHINGTON. (AP). Makers "M fve up billboards, eucfl Mr. Lawton. "We have made no elothinK. women's raxor." Rut they aeree that If the oimi. and of soft drinks purveyors Dr. with has been fixed over so many times would will all. enat use billboards agree "Well, I. they restrfcj of cosmetics i0 rf them havq l dial that she' caa't remember the exact Mayo, and what do you know about dorsed a billboard restriction campaign them to the carried on by the General Federation tricts. number, and thea he's going to have that!" Morris asked defiantly. a wonderful comeback. .'Didn't 1 v"gay! . .Kor that matter I give you a blood transfusion?' he's don't blame you," Abe concluded. ' What nioro do "Xiuety-uintimes out of a hungoing to tell her. dred, it's a safe proposition to agree you want from me?' " , A No. 1 doctor "In fact, Mawruss, I'm begin- with a ning to .think that this here Profes- like Dr. Mayo, but at the same sor Doctor do Beule is right,'; Abe time, Mawruse, I Ifcok to see Ihe continued. "After all, no husband young ladies of the Follies of 1099 should ought to have such a, big ad- wear just as high heels as the vantage over his wife when it conies young ladies of the follies of 1928, to a snappy comeback. Every time and I don't expect any falling off she complains that she can't get in the way of shapeliness below the I ' along on the housekeeping money knee neither." --rl 4 he allows her, or that the work is too hard, and she needs a cleaning (Copyright, 193, by the Bell iHoeunoH jtcroeTOMM" woman in twice a week or even Inc.) Syndicate, -MSMSTBUM new she since a hat ain't had that xsxMcna POULTRY SOOK FOPULAH. a year ago last hevosa VThaniux, ediWASHINGTON Sixteen (AP). he'll bring out that affair of the blood transfusion, dust it off and tions of a bulletin on the control of lice and mltea of poultry have been present it to her in such strong lan- printed by the government for distriExcess aeid the common cause methods, never continue to euffeA guage that she woa 't have another bution to owners of town and farm " of indigestion. It results in pain when you learn how quickly, hoifl flocks. The entire production approxword to say. imates one million coplee, making the and sourness about two hours after pleasaiitly this premier method aetSj 'I'd like to hear, anyhow, what booklet one or the most popular pieces Dr. Charles Mayo would have to say of farm ILtsrature, eating. The quick corrective is an Please let it show you now. Be sure to get the genuine Pbji alkali, which neutralizes aeid. The about Dr. de Beulo's theory,!' Mor FREE best corrective is Phillips' Milk of lips' Milk of Magnesia prescribed ris observed. Magnesia. It haa remained standard by physicians for 50 years In eon 'Oh, Dr. Mayo probably would Proof with physicians in the 50 years since reeling excess acids. 25c and 50a claim that such a blood transfusion It rits. rslllnt Sickness its invention. 1t ItDltepay. bottle any drug store. no more made the young couple or jm no matter hot btd writ ConruUlon One spoonful of Philips' Milk of Attn'-k- l "Milk of Magnesia" has been tbl stopped blood relations than If she'd given me tori? withnut full.. In msnr rsx-Ml NARCOTICS Magnesia neutralizes U. S. Kegistered Trade Mark of Taj many bim an engagement) present Of an srernlght instantly nn harmful drugs. or eutltfs tlna monrj times old fashioned raJor, which makes a its volume in acid. It is harm- Charles II. 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