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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JUNE Rural Urbanity By Stephen Leacock : howing How the Country 'Is Now Certified Citified have seldom seen any- Charlie stil lhaa work in tha city this section, printed in another colA BOUT a generation-igthe buggy-- , struck us as dainter or and tella as he is making big money. umn of this paper, and based on aa that an thing unfailing newspaper trj last twenty index covering the Well done, Charlie! ' souree of merriment for the-- city cleaner. 1913 as the base. The with years, of columns were There people. 1928. We observed with inter-ea- t We were glad to1 observe humidity curve on Mr. Peterson 's 1928. personal news items from such our Mr. Charles N'eal, the financier, as chart shows a high upward tendenon Wednesday afternoon East and Corners Price as 't placet Mr. Edward Wildman, Junior," a visitor last week to this district, cy, with an average barometric presPefferlaw, which announced that friend out a circling flight in his once his boyhood home. We un sure of over 94 per cent. Mr. Peter Miss Posie Poeaum waa over Sunday trying the world price of monoplane. derstand, that Mr. Neal is Bowifr son estimates with her grandparents, Mr. and Mrs. new 1.58 Mr. Wildman was accompanied by planning a merger of the United wheat at f 1.51, with a crop of howHamcake; that Edward' Falls was bushels to the acre, omitting, h.rlr rmmrl tAw fnr m week Sun a lady pasaenger, who seemed thor- States Steel corporation with the ever, the Argentine and Soviet Rusday (good boy, Ed! come again), oughly to enjoy the exhilarating and principal European steel interests. sia, for both of which his calculaand that soma of our young people tions fall short of certainty. were over to Fessertoa Friday MUSIC. 189S. The school concert . last There .was the description of ths MMM.;..""" week was voted by all a success. tea socjal held in the meeting Miss Poaie McPhee sang "Pull for house qa the town line, where forty-tw- o the Shore,' Sailor," and Miss Ettie forty-twto down sat people Tomlinson sang "Yea, We Will buckets of strawberries "with forty-tw- o Gather at the River." Both were the ice cream, pastor quarts of encored and both sang their songs after efforts, being Untiring in again, the. conclusion being applaudwhich Cherry Blossom recited Hiaed by all pteseht. ' watha 's farewell to Mudgekewias a and a eolection was taken in silver 1928. TjpphdiM' Every Other 12. Mii Phoebe aged Floss, by Morning Club held its second ChamThere was the entertainment in ber Musis Recital yesterday in the the sehoolhouse and but there is scboolhouse, presenting an excellent all these no need to enumerate program, both vocal and instruof baa read Everybody mental. Miss Posie McPhee 'a singthings. them or has read parodies of them. ing of "0, Qual Ortore!" and her Twenty Tears After interpretation of "O! Quel InferDifferent Scene. no!" scored a decided hit, while the rendition of Handel's "Largo" The point is, however, that all in nine flats by Miss Ettie Tonilin-sothis ia entirely changed. What with on the pianoforte was decidedly the motor car and the rural teleone of toe triumphs or toe local power and the phone, musical season. If we may venture radio, the normal school and the a criticism, we would say that posspeedwsy and the community movesibly ths Price's Corners' quartet, ment, the farmers VBotary Club and in presenting Braga's "Serenata," the Farm Girls' Social Improvek the aria with a little too much ment Circle, the country has become quite unrecognizable. It is more citified than the city itself, and the only country left is in the immediate suburbs of the city where they keep hens in Maple-wooe and grow garden peas in li.e lift IIMrf --. 7 and have a local paper that ii miiuii- - ftaiiiijiiiiiiirit iiumaaiiy likes to talk of the weather and the chance of raising ducks in the pond in the park. "Two unfortunate youths from ths young local slicker re- But as for the country itself, you ved them of their cash." have only to compare the local press of the parody daya, say in 1898, and exciting sport. They effected their We are certain that he will receive local press of 1928. landing on the top of Joe Thomp- warm local support. the Put togeth"djfor example, side by son's new barn, .which has been VAGRANTS IN TROUBLE. side, the columns of the Midge's adapted for the purposes of sn aero1898. Two of our boys from the Comers Sentinel and Advocate, 1896, drome. We congratulate the young Corners, Archie Riddel snd Joe columns and the of the paper into people in helping to encourage Thayer, got safely back from the , which it has developed by merging in this section. We are in- City today after a pretty bard exwith three otheV Sentinels and two formed, that it is in the air that Archie and Joe lost their perience. other Advocates under the name of aeronautic society of the Corners cash to a stranger, found themQie Midge's Corners Metropolis. Charlie still has work in the city selves stranded with nowhere to go . RURAL TRANSPORTS. need for which is felt by all the and with no knowledge of the eity. 1898'. W noticed Wednesday farming community. Being naturally ignorant of where 1898. Charlie Neal was around to look for help, the boys might friend Ed Wildman out for a spin with a lady friend in his new top alljast week, looking pretty spry. have'fared badly but for the kind offkes cf s city constable who got the boys safely on their home train. Our advice to young people is to keep away from the city till they are of sufficient years and experience to be able to go there without risk. "e coun-- vn . two-seat- o til ,; hydro-electri- e brio, a fault that further experience will easily rectify. FOREIGN NEWS. 1898. A letter has reached us all the way from London, England, where Ed. Farrell reached safely last month after a voyage across the entire Atlantic. Ed aays that London is a great place.. Mr, Farrell arrived there on the 10th ult. and his letter, dated on the 15th, arrived here yesterday. In another column we publish his description of the' interior of Westminster Abbey ss seen from the ontside. , 1928. The news thst Mussolini has a cold, posted on the grocery window, attracted quite a crowd last night. Considerable expressed alarm. . (Copyright, 1928, by Metropolitan Newspaper Service, New York.) New Dance, "TheTwist," Is Heralded in Paris PARIS (A P Members of the International Danclnf Federation have decided that jats ha had Its day. They have awarded their annual prii. to a new step called "the twist." effort with none of the earmarks of Jass. The twist Is the Invention of Camllle de Rhynal. and combines features'-o- f the tango and the now obsolete Boston. It Is danced to music of the tempo of the "bluee,- and stresses swaying-angliding movements which make fewer demands on the power of elderly dance fana than the recent "black bottom" and "Charleston," III"' i- inin President Accepts Harry K. Thaw Finds Haven in France Resignation of Olds Blaze Wipes Out Alaska Village of 225 Inhabitants Jt'NEAU." Alaska. June (AP) a harrowing night of fire fighting, the Killisnoo blase apparently was under control today after virtually tha entire village had been No fatalities were rewiped out. ported. The village is on an Island about 100 miles from Juneau. The homeless and destitute natives were being cared for at a cannery at Warm Springs,' where food, clothing and blankets were supplied. Only about ten whites were among the 225 houses Inhabitants. Nearly thirty were destroyed, but a water bucket brigade saved the fish cannery after a hard fight. Only food enough for two days waa saved from store. The radio station, mesa house and herring were also saved. plant dock was when a bonThe firs started " tn the fire, lighted by a Japanese brush around his cabin, got beyoad compel. The steamer Highway left here tofood and blankets. Charles day Hawkes-WortE. jjth representing ths bureau ot education, and Dr. H. C. Devighne, territorial beaHh commisthe Juneau sioner, who represents chapter of the Red Cross, were aboard ro direct relief measure. Following Marine Hero Given Nation's Highest Award WASHINGTON. " June 1 UP), President Coolidge accepted today the aa an undesirable visitor, landed in France thla evening. He gave resignation of Robert E. Olds, from no explanation for reversing the delp the of state, efcision he announced at Southampton fective next July 1. of returning Immediately to the United Stales. He bad a French visa on WELL MENTIONED. his passport. MEXICO CITY Luis Fernandea wanted a Job. so he wrote a recomLIPSTICKS OF YORI. mendation and signed President Cal-le- a" PARIS The HpaUck la name. He a Job end then An entry In a diary dated 154 a jail aentence. got says: : "I now observe how women begin to paint their faces and Hps , The first Juvenile court In Mexico 1 formerly a most Ignominious thing." to be established August 1. " CHERBOURG. France. June I (AP). Harry K. Thaw, barred from En-gla- Imitate "Canada Dry"? Gild the lily? It can't be done! Don't accept WASHINGTON, June J (AP) The substitutes or latest marine hero to keep alive the imitations. tradition of his corps for bravery and resourcefulness under desperate conditions, received at the hands of President Coolidge today the highest award within the power of this counSocial Democrat Chosen try to bestow.C. Prauk Schllt, who, L4.u,tnant months ago, evacuated eightPresident Prussian Diet several een wounded marinea from the ruins of the smoking village of Quills II In BERLIX, June 9 (AP). Friedrlcli Nicaragua, by repeated landing In the Bartelo, social democrat, was reelect- narrow street of the town under the ed president of the Prussian diet to- sniping fire of hostile Infantry, day. the congressional medal of honO f O Paul Schwenck, a Communist, was or on the south lawn of the White J named one cf the three vice presiHouse. dents, thla being the first time a ComCANADA DRY WESTERN SALES. INC. ""1 munist has been elected to such an Tribune Wanta mean opportunity a DISTRIBUTOR office. , LOS ANOELBS, 42! E. 8TH STREET chance for bottennent. CALIF, "CAMABA !, The ffiambame t wmr df Gititer tAlei ' CHRYSLE s .trflf ... 3 - d Flor-aldaf- 10, 1923. i CHRYSLE R a unfortunate youths from the eity found their way somehow to the Corners yesterday. They 1928. Two CH R Y S LB R LP an seem to have been mere immigrant youngsters acquainted only with the city and ignorant of everything. Some smart young local slicker, it seems, had relieved them of their cash. Quite unable to look after themselves, having never been out of the city, they might have fsred badly but for the kind offices of our local constable, who put them on the train for the city. Our advice to young people in the city is they should not attempt to leave it until they reach years of experi- ence. CORRESPONDENCE. ! io be WwM 1898. The Editor, The Midge's Corners Sentinel and Advocate. Dear Sir: I think that some of your readers need to be reminded that the culvert on the fourth concession is still not fixed right and more than one team has been through the top of it, endangering the horses' legs, to say nothing perhaps of human life. Now, Mr. Editor, I think it is high time our people showed more public spirit in a thing like this culvert, which is a public danger. Mr. Natb. Gordon, as all know, has offered time and again to set it straight either on time and material or for money, and so far our Solons of the township council have done nothing .about it. I think, Sir, that if the farmers of the section would psy a little less interest to their own concerns and a little more to general interests of the world such as this culvert, it would be a good thing. 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Ask to see it and try it " Indeed, throughout your toiltttt, there are many Vivaudou Mavis Toiletries which will enhance your natural beauty ana attractiveness ...au scented with the same alluring Vivaudou Mavis tdtur. trmXX V IV A U D O U MAWS TOILETRIES' V. VIVAUDOU. INC. KTWrOlK CHICAGO fAJUS TOJ.ONTO LOI ANGM1 " 1928. 1 The Editor, The Midge's Corners Metropolis. Dear Sir: The rather meager attendauee at the Open Forum debate over the grocery on the League of Nations seems to show a lamentable lack of publie spirit in this community. The failure of Poland to give a proper guarantee for ths status quo of ths Dantzig corridor is a matter that ought not to be complacently accepted by the people of our district. Most of our farmers, I am certain, are not in favor of a Polish sovereignty over an enclave of groups, but If so they ought to speak out more definitely.. I hope that this section will soon let the world know what it thinks. CROPS AND THE WEATHER. 1898. Josh Peters says that the signs are for a bumper crop in this section as soon as the warm spell opens up There is leas fur on the chipmunks, so Josh tells us, and less tair on the woodehueka than for many seasons, and the tail feathers of ths errfws are thinning out already. AU this points to hot, dry westher and a good growing season. Tell ns soms more, Josh. 00 fHll New Lower Baine Roadster Coupe ' (with rumble $eat) Tourin 2 --door $1065 i. Sedan 1075 1095 1095 rices Coupe (with rumble seat) hi45 4 --door Sed an 1175 Landau Sedan 1235 Chrysler dealers are in a b. Detroit. AD prices position to extend the convenience V Get the Chrysler "626ut on the road if you wish, open it up to 62 miles end more an hour. Exciting the way it leaps ahead. No sense of rush or strain. Unbelievable smoothness. Its features, too, are Chrysler tuxes obviouily superior. of time payments. Spring ends anchored in blocks of rubber instead of the usual metal shackles. Four wheel hydraulic brakes always perfectly equalized g crankshaft for safety. in perfect balance, etc etc. Seven-bearin- Why not get the feel of theChry-sle- r u61nl Your first experience will thrill and delight you. Every rime you drive it, you'll endorse it. fea- - e 1923. Mr. Josiah Peterso has just prepared aa interesting statistical forecast of tha sraia crop of Corner Motor Avenue and .Second East Street. Phone Wasatch 2346. RICHARDS MOTOR CO., 55 West Fourth South ASSOCIATE DEALER WASATCH 3885. St |