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Show 8 THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, NDAY MORNING, AFR1L 15, 492, BU iiiiiii9iiiiiiiiii(fiiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIMMiiiiiiiiiiiaiiiisEi:niiMiMmiiiifiiiiiiiiiiiiitittiuii''iiiti S puce in m Potash and Perlmutter J By Montague Glass get after biuineM hours 1b ear French Tests Show mal Power Still sary for Transportation PARIS (AP). The time wlHn mathe horse In chine will the trmy has not ye-- t com,- Experience gained at the last French axmr field maneuvers shpws that the horse must remain for the present the principal, mean of transport for both men and arms, although. In the future, destined to become cavalry (upei-KPd- -- r With this lesson In mind, the army committee of "the chamber of depu ties. In Ita report on the military- effective bill, urged that great .caution should be used In motorizing tne cavalry. It approved, however, the ahoU- . - regiments of together with twenty-fou- r Infantry and twenty lotteries of taking the dog up to the corner and back." In Saturday night. SKK where a police judge in Washington said tie other day that 1 dogs shouldn't ought to be allowed in a eity, Mawruss, " Abe Potash remarked one morning recently. K 3 nia- -. "rflffH "ivoi in wasiiingion, mayoe, juorris ar reri- - Ani- Neces- fact, Abe, had a pug dog .called Tiny and a tld Max, ' ami if have had half the care and attea-tiowhich Mr. Fiahkowite gave Tiny, today yet, he wouldn't be coining 'rouiul regularly and borrowing from nie 25 on account of not Raving hint n tlei'ent enough to take him out of the wtail trry good salesman tlass. " "At that, I think it's a big mistake for people to treat a dog like a human lieing, Mawru, " Abo declared. " It 's a big injustice to the dog, because, Mawrus, sooner or later the dog ij going to get out in the street, and there he will meet another dog, or anyhow a'dog catch er, ana lie won t Know now to De- have in the circumstances." "How ahould dogs know how to Morris remarked. 'I8av! "Practically the onlv exercise that u behave like dogs toward other dogs bilsiness man in New' York (Sty gets after business hours is taking the when their owners don 't know how to behave like human beings so far dog up o the corner and back. And what is such an inconvenience comas dogs is concernedf Morris inquired. "Only the other night .we was fdaying pinochle- and the superintendent rung up from the basement to say that we shouldn't make so much noise, as there was an awful sick hairless Mexican in the apartment next door. Kight away we quieted down, as we naturally thought that the invalid was at the very least a first cousin of President Calles or somebody, when, as a matter of fact, wc found out later that the owner was Mrs. Harris Mishkind, and for years already her husband has suffered from stomach trouble on account of his wife being such a dog fancier that she ain't got time to feed him nothing but cold meat from delicatessen stores." "Then this here Washington police judge was more or less right, Mawruss, when he wanted Prohibition to apply to dogs," Abe observed. us wjjiiisssiable dog in Washington, mid the first thing you know the doe bite a Congressman or Henator and gets poiont'(T that way, but in New York or Chicago, Abe, I don't see no reason why a man shouldn 't ought to keep a dog if the janitor of his apartment house ain 't got no objections. In fact, the burglary insurance companies that" a policyholder keep a dog over a year .old in thtt house, for the purpose of barking at burglars." Sure 1 know, Aw agreed, 'hut when a New York City apartment house dog bark n night, Mawruss, once in a million times it' a burglar, y 'understand, and the other nine hundred housand nine hundred. and ninety nine times it s an auction pinochle game in the apartment next door. Betides, Mawruss, who is going to take the dog for a run up to the corner and bnck just before bedtime on a cold night the president of the burglary insurance compnnv or the .i , jf- In " Willed This Contains " a Hint for You 'nefejSr" v u i ''Well, I wouldn't Photo by Nast. "lit recommending Pleasant Pellet I will just say that they are all that is claimed for them and really more than one could expect The 'Pellets' act on the liver and I think that is better than tak-- " Jag calomel. They never cause any griping pain nor distress of any kind, and do not leave any bad I am perfectly satisfied with them as an active cathartic or a a mild laxative, as one imiv desire." Mrs. Mary Potts, 1223 Ulenarm Place, Denver, Colo. All druggists. 60 Pellets "for 30c. Dr. Piercers m J Practically the only exercise that a business man in New York City to having a live burglar alarm one of many embarrassments that slipping brakes can let you in for, and that RUSCO Brake Lining will keep you out of. 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I 'in lik.- it burglary insurance company, I take jf for granted that a dog i going to bark at a burglar by instinct, when, as a matter of fact, a dog's instinrt when it comes to burglars is .just alont as reliable as a human being' instinct. Take a burglar like the Advance Credit Clothing Company, Limited, Bridgetown, Pa., and three weeks before them crooks and robbers bust ed up oft- - u, was our iatiaets- - en the job and, so to speak, i&'good barking order! They was not. When their buyer was in New York, practically a week before the failure, Mawruss, instead of barking at him, we took him to the Kollies of 1927 and blew him to an. $18 dinner .beside. 8o, if that' the way we aet, Mawruss, what can we expect from an airedale or a pomeranian with no bosioe experience whatever!" "A a matter of fact, Abe, I doa 't know what people do expect from iwmera-aia- n dog partiealarly from or pekingese," Morris ob erved. "Some womea treat them baby pomeraaiana like they expected the to grow op and show their gratitude by immediately atartiag oat to sell five cent weykly illntrate.l etory paper and to bring in j t the very hast seven dollars every I 'iki I I in hand-tailor- ed ' mi Long, low lines . . distmguished . . . impressive . . smart, harmonious color combinations. Luxurious interiors upholstered sf SFAXIIH EOXK Stowirt A Woodkouio Carafes PATS0X Xsosrloo Motor SAXTASiriX S TUD BJ1 KER a Russell Manufacturing Co., Middletown, Conn.) oas as to FITS ce ad RUSCO BRAKE LINING INTERMOUNTAIN PARIS (AP). The resident population of the Inner districts of Paris dc-- ( like that of Manhattan !..:..) Business Is gradually enrensina croaching upon residential avenues and forcing their Inhabitant to move out Into the faubourgs and the suburbs. Like Fifth avenue, the Champs Ely- sees, once the finest residential ate- nue In the world, has hexxmtc a business street. It Is now the automobile row of Paris. Most of the buildings that do not provide showrooms for motor cars have become hotels, cafes and pleasure or restaurants, shopping palaces, catering to people with plump pocket books. Similarly the ground floors of almost every apartment house along the Boulevard HauHsmann. once a good address for a bachelor flat now shelter antique shops, flower shops, perfume shops and shops that advertise, "5' o'clock tea a quatre heures (at 4 o'eloek). However, the heart of PtLjtv is not likely ever to becomo so empty by that," also rein the hpusct member, Abe, that a lot of dogs discover fires in lofts and apartment houses long before anybody suspects they've started at all. In fact, every day in i?he paper you read where a whole household was saved from death by the family dog barking on account of defective insulation or crossed wires or something, and how the firemen had to carry the tenants rom the upstairs down a ladder on account of their not being awakened by a dog, the total damages being $50, cov. ered by insurance, and still people say that dogs shouldn 't ought to be kept in cities." "But I didn't say I was opposed to dogs, Mawruss, Abe protested. "All 1 claim is that dogs ain't allowed to develop their intelligence enough along them same lines. Which if a dog is kept in city homes to give Warnings of burglars and fires by barking before, the family finds out them misfortunes, Mawruss, why ain't it feasible to train dogs, for business offices and banks, with the results that them dogs would give warning by barking and growling whenever a customer who is. pn the "point ofr busting tip on us comes in orders another thousand dollars' worth of goods f We ship the goods to him because wc don 't know he 's. busted, merely because we; ain 't got ho dog to give ua warning;" "Then I suppose it's "your idea that business houses should, ought to Tdisvharge their credit men and Bawled out by the Cop I. - You must apart-ment- S. C. at. far to HHel pared iUe go so lit Xiivet FREE Proof LONDON' (AP). Arthur Way survived a startling encounter lrihl home recently with what he describes thief that ever It SteS-nea- o as the biggest kit Kpllopay, flta, ralllss joaor hare Coorni.looo bo matter bow bod Jimmied a back door. Attaeka . write mo today without fail. Awakened by a tremendous noise benumix-oicralint In raaw cm. ,non"ak; low, Way went downstairs- and saw In COTICB no harmful drugs. Batlafactloa of :' the darkness a sure enough elejihant mosey boek 1U W. 44th it., wedged In the kitchen entrance. Very OX. C M SIM7SOX CO., OHIO. t I.I Vf LAND few people rain elphants In Way's (Advertisement.) nlghborhood and he wu nearly pa section of the city is planned by the municipal authorities fer- reasons of efficiency . as well as of economy. Marsh gas has a luminosity of 77 te 80 per cent, whereas that of ordinary coal gas is only 55 to 56 per cent and a ready supply of the former from la always forthcoming the outlying sewage lands. Prom the sewage area around the Waasmandorff requisite marsh gas will he collected In about thirty-sevetanks, with a capacity of 60,000 cubic meters each, and then conducted to the Berlin gas works at Neukoelin to refine and intensify the of the ordinary luminosity 4 coal gas. Demands of Business. Morris concluded, "but I'd make it anyhow the law that if a married woman kept a pomera-ninor a pekingese, Abe, her husband und children should anyhow get as good treatment as the dog." Mrs. Mary Poll by -- n say - Famous Residence Street Mmt-wwt- E JJEELIN (AP). The utilisation of marsh gas, or a methane, for illuminating a long ago as 1893, y 'understand, my own cousin, Mrs, Sarah Fishkowitz, - Max h OUT niiiiu:iiii:ti:i:iiaiiiiiiiiininiaauikiiimiimniHfiiimiiinaiwiMiiii:ciiiiitittiiiMiiHuuiii3iii9 wwm Berlin to Use Marsh Gas for Lighting City E DRIVES ralysed oaken the treat bulk wavcataa snout lniis face. 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