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Show d Sally Scz THE FEATHERHEADS LIKE SOME VOTERS Tens T.iee What la ymir Idea of dlmiitereat REALLY patrliillunf "A br.ua hand." answered Senator It will play with equal Sorg tm nc rnthiiKlitvin for anv kind of a pllt trill proreoilod that ninnnge to get the right of wny." J Ml IM o CiO.NtS-T- Put some AROUMD STOP MY NEiSHBOP,'S CmCKCKS FROM COMiWCt-- imto This s Eft-- s AMD UNpER "THeSe BUSHES AMO SUCH FTACES" HIDE 'EM 'I Overstndf BELIEVE IT, OR NOT A dear olj laljr the lurid Umsuage of tiuked at I wo eletlrl-clau- a In her were work In bouse, and complained to ilia em-panIn dua counts llio two torn ware sent for and asked for an explanation. Well, air," aald one. "It a a Ilka tlita. I wax up Ilia ladder and I lit the but lead fall on lull. It went down hi neck. And Kill, ha aald to ma. Toil rvall; will bate to ha uora careful, Jack." who ;. "A tnnti mul be a aluhnt all M daya to hold a position like yoiiii,' remarked the ndnilrln nmxtituiMit "Hint la very true," answered Sena tor Sorghum, "and, I kr a atudiiit, I get ao weury of hard IcMtona thut I am golig to organize a tnoieimnt to Include a spuria page In the Con Record gresatonal W anhliiglui .Star. Hi Idea Stinduy Siliool Tear her Why was It thut Uavld sal.l lie would rather le a doorkeeper la the Iioumj of the Lord? Bright Boy So be could go out aide If be didn't I. he the aernion. Pathfinder Mngn'.lne. Aad Ha Col Awa; Wilh It confounded hair restorer Unalterable Emotion hair coma out more ha made "Now, then, what alionld a polite than arerl" rowled the customer. "Ah, ;ou must hare put loo much little boy aay to a lady who bar on, alrr replied the quUk wilted given him a cent for carrying bet barber. Made the hair coma all the grip?" "Im too polite to any It, madam." wa; out, luatead of onl; halfway." Boston Transcript. NO HURRY Dining to Discord "SiHleiy," auld Ml Cayenne, re minds me of a minstrel show." "Where they say (lent lemon, la seated ?" "Yes. Only tlier say. Taidlei, be And " seated then the Starts lour dxwf s s n; If Td - Otoiiln FINNEY OF THE TORCH Not on the Job ' J Top o' DAT HOW To GET To BROAD W ARCH MRS SMOOf AH' WhY TH Per STREETS AN PERPUkED nr 'M WONDcRW WHAT HE WAfslTeD To 60 THERE -- NOW WELL, A MAH vTusr AST ME: TVs' TO OIM SRPSSTED ATTEZ., MRS. HOW SNOOP COME Ye I. DiPN'T ASK HIM? LOO? - It Thats what --T WONDERIN 4 AND THATS WHAT it t'M buns n Dm I N VMraHI tala a Jia aalva k Virth ffvttiaf lata. ISTCBMOl LTAIV HAD JAN 1ST AKK HAST. !i I !' i Emerald No FUwle Th emeralJ, when large, cleaf and dark, ia the most costly preei. ous itone in the world, despite the fact that a flawlc one has never been found. $ llEXCELCIS uui-li- BEAUTY SCHOOL Wat? hOW:UrN iNni iwk. fee CMOLl . Killed OfT S.iruistle Boss So you want to I supjkisi get off this afternoon. yonr grandmother Is dead. Hlli o Kid Nnw, she ain't, hut tint gag of your is a ib'id one Brook lyn Fugle. I Hut l.s 1 could teach ;ou to swim In three lessons." "Kut I don't want to learn that fast. We're going to be here for a couple of months" Doubtful Star (newly mart led) one. Eraa Up Dorothy It must be quite three decline - rBUUWVV t -'-- "1 POSITION I MU5T YOUR A.NT WOULD ONLY DCWCS TO LCWD ThE Crave C ha I? CL 3 yL,CT againS r . , H our o4 youwb 6o hctt...QLD JUDGGr R,CH WILL. BS TMERB C A. 6AW' i mouth-Piecshot WOULDN'T A BUT YOUR POSITION VV.TX OONG WAS YOU TO dumb enough WITH THE CAUGHT "" but YOU e, NO GOOD : rl(ar pieaaant, pnltbl nlfia kkevi aatitRllr, ffm ya FOR YOU PROFESSOR.! K. COOPS, 'Sr S'. COMB ALONG BOVS, AND WEU. TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE COV5 WHERE NO MORS JOHN LA.W3 CAN GET AT Lar J L if 13 j 4 0 4 Bridegroom It Is, prei Ions. S.iy, It looks mightily familiar Arc you sure I haven't married yoi before''' London Til Bits. .aJ4v Another Sidn There Wa A Reason KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES in eoivasr TO CALL 5oy WHO SOLD ME 1 CANT OCT A SQUAWK OUT 1 Raw yeti Jane I think so. I haven't seen blm, but the cat Is hiding under the stove. Juat a Vacuum Frosti (knocking at seniors door) ifle I Tubes' and Bawl OP THE RADIO out or him i'll teo. him GOOFY, IT MUST BC OUT You told me to call you In time for your first class, but I dldu't wake up Poor Kitty Your seems to be s grandfather ten o'clock It's now, your myself. class Is over, and you can sleep as little hard I of hearing." A little Why, once he conduct long as you want Just Practicing But Ive been told that ed family prayers cat." yon have HIS PREFERENCE proposed to three other girls quite recently." said the maid. "Oh, mere rehearsals In view of proposing to you, dear," said the (nan. Blinks goofey. kneeling on the g. Built on Mud I lata Venice, built on mud flats, was the world's large-- t city during the Middle ages, with a population of 200 000. At that time it enjoyed profitable monopoly in salt. THIS WEEK'S riHZE STORY IntmiMnUlik Indwtry I In lt Infaaey, M, lik anf yaani (hint ft nrU aapHtte Ovr irwparitf wit I Inman w Mr Mai W nniaarn at Una Iatr try Minlaia rcUn an Uu ann wba can, an titia farther rrwth hy uinf Iatr mil BoaBtaia-iiid- a prwiaru. Lt poll trether Ufa PATRONIZi BOMB INDtSTR) I MRS. CARL W RES8TFD, Crystal, Ida. ! THe At 400 Utah Oil Refining Service Stations in Utah and Idaho Has Eye in Tail Zoologists have discovered a at the tip of the tail of third the crawfish, but it is not known to what extent this optic is used A Why Noll can't afford an operation now. Ilubby No, youll Just have to talk about the old one for another year. EXCFLC1S BEUTY SCHOOL Silt Lak Cilr W. Tcaipta 1 Sweet Potatoes for a Queen When Christopher Columbus appeared before Queen Isabella on returning from his first exploration, he presented her with sweet potatoes picked in the New World. 011 last. I hardly knew you, you liare aged sol Doreen Well, I wouldn't have Infallible known you either, except for that I've got a new Idea. Fortune Ii dress. It." What now?" It's an alarm clock that emits the Evidence Mother Jane, do jou know If delicious odors of frying bacon ani Johnny has come home from si hoot fragrant coffee." Boston Transcript years since f fiiM iri fellow Is highly educated How About It? Housewife (to subscription sales man) No, we don't want no mnga sines. We don't want no nothin'. Suleiman How about a cheni grammar? aaUcea. Itr IrM raialo fall pankiUrtt i4drtii i HIM!; 1 Hockey Louisville Courier JouruuL 1 Just Oh, no," waa the reply. led back my wife's weak suit" My this your home? That remnrked - .. IN And He must he smart." Contract Caaualt; Two men were getting read; for Oh, he tuny be," responded tin man In the street. "But he worrier a dip In a swimming pool. "Your ahlna are In prett; bad over things that I never heard of." ahape," player?" W- ee " II ST.1ATTER POP It Took Vou SiTyICDOnt SE-- r OROERj Ta LiOT DRAG Yo MAKS A 12 ACT in IM TboA-g.3- 'rHn.'R.A-r-- tl TuU! By This Time All Right WHY 'CDOMT You HeeD J (kuess it I2 iTmt TACe THe.'SPl'RIT Time. Ya MIAHT hJaff To Teu. ml f A G M. PAYNE Where Violet Came From Although the violet has come to be a symbol for modesty, an old fable relates that it sprang from the "purple blood of Ajax. rXRROWBRANDPICKLES Dancing "Dancing, said Hi Ho, the sage of Chinatown, does not delight my eye excepting when it is done not by those willing to pay for the privilege, but by those sufficiently expert to demand compensation. Lotta Tints The Gentleman A gentleman is a man who is rude only on purpose. Hopei eel Cam I hear Jim's gone plumb Jinks Yes, the poor chaps mind has become as unbalanced as the national budget. Cincinnati Enquirer. Maybe So Mr. Spoon What kind of bells do Fred Mother, was there hair oil you prefer? fa this old bottle? Mr. Bell (who has a nagging wife) Mother Why no That was glue. Dumb bells Fred Maybe thats why I cant get off. bat my Jut So Our Pet Peeve 1 Tears Not in Order My husband has run off with another women Oh, I Just control myself 1" "You mustn't try, dearie. You'll feel better after a good laugh." Easily Satisfied "But I couldnt give you enough work to keep you occupied. Missus, you'd be surprised wot a little It takes to keep me occupied." Sy dney Bulletin, Uncle My boy, you must nevei bite the hand that feeds you. Boston Boy Certainly not, uncle It would be a hazardous undertak Ing. The hand Is almost certain to be covered with deadly bacteria. New Grand Hotel Salt Lake City, Utah New Post Office and Federal Building Opposite Too Early to Show Elation Affable FUend You are not look Ing too bright today. Yoi The Other No, I mustn't see, the doctor has ordered my wlf away and If I look pleased she won I Salt Lakes Most Popular Medium Priced Hotel One Block from Theatre Shopping District and New Modern Coffee Shop in Connection (Oaen Dar and MeKt) M. H. THOMPSON. Manage go. Indians Like Bears Fat Bears fat was a most delicious and appetizing delicacy to the Indians taste. f Q T)U fin ,U U pcr week wm ke Paid f tke Spat arttda on "Why yon ahonld nan Intcrmonntain made Goods Similar to above. Send your atory In proao or Terto to Intermountain Product! n, P. O. Box 1655 Salt Lake City, if ur atory appeara In thia column yon will receive check for $3.00 Week No. 431 W.N.U. Salt Lake dtp |