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Show the a alt lake tribune, sunday MORyixfi. September SECOND COUSINS Copyright 14, 1924. By W. E. HILL. by The Chicago Tribune. 152 ft 1 . if! V V--- m 1.i:. Tt.Jitl3i;riK. J 4W UJ Pi? VI r7j 1 ? fy . ' - II- - 435 si, t r.i- Ml I 11 , - i if The spinsttr cousin. Jessie is one of those nice useful cousins who is called upon to "turn in and help, When dear Cousin Nellie's servants left in a huff it was Cousin Jessie who was sent for, and when Cousin Rcse Eliza entered into holy matrimony it was Cousin Jessie who sw to ths chairs and the potted plants. Cousin Jessie's heaven is a place where every one is financially independent, and wnere tnere are no helpless cousins. i i - 01 i , - 5'! The cousins by marriage. "I thoug ht I'd ask cousin Lotta and her children for a week or ten davs. Fred. Y ou won't mind, will you?" The little wife never seem to exhaust a supp !y of cousins who love to visit. 1 1 1 i Mich r :j I- if 1!,p i war: 4f p$6f A It 1 1111 i vm Tlic country rnusin back home again. "You never saw br.izcn looking girls! And the foreigners every otlicr person is a foreigner) I wouldn't live in the city for ten million dollars'" it. Snsb s The loyal cousins. Cousin Belle an d Cousin Bertha have a great fafnily ht ever so feeling. They will stand up for and champion any relative, be no account distantly rclaied. If word comes that poor Cousin William's on Frank has strangled his fiancee in a fit of temper, both Cousin Belle and Cousin Bertha will refuse to believe a word of it. When confronted by th; evidence they will lay it to boyish exuberancy and wy that anyway, b:r family cevsr was anything to brag about. The unfortunate cousin. Poor Cousin Elmer has a knack, so t seems, of getting into the wrorfg vocations. He has tried everything from insurance to growing peaches in Connecti cut. Each time he meets with worse results. Just now he's canvassing for a book on "Twentieth Cen. tury Congressmen," soon to be published with colored plates. Ik X m is. r7 . S44r ' The rich cousin. "If I were you Arthur, I'd tell him how hard up we are at present, before he has a chance to ask for anything." r 3j The cousin in the city. Cousin G r a y c e is studying voice culture, or costume designing, or something in the 5 xvsmm i fiWf iy mi 1 ,e:.xvf,;t 1 ; t 11: .&r ii i The wiyward cousin. This is Cousin Harold, the black sheep. At family reunions they have to be very careful. "Because you know, my dear, one glass of this elderberry wise might start poor Cousin Harold drinking again!" 1 great big city where almost nobody cares. Grayce is always being urged by the folks back home to look up Cousin Ned, or Cousin Carrie in. distant suburbs. By and by. Cousin Ned and Cousin Carrie will ask Grayce out for a nice home cooked Sunday dinJcr. Cousin Grayce accepts, maybe, and travels by subway or surface car for hours and hours. And of course, when she arrives they will say. "Why didn't you come the other way? The gossipy cousin. Cousin Maria Moss-i- t , just can't helo Spreading little family items. Sometimes they gain greatly in - the telling. Sometimes you ' hardly rscognixe them Marl has made round of calls. aftsusia A' v.V j fm 7 1 4-- ( f :iti 1 - f J ,1 A, V r r . W 1 ft i . ti 1 ii 1 : lrr . x fit si4 A3 .1 5 5 'JUT The ailing cousin. Cousin Hettie leads a very interesting life. Back and" forth to the medicine cabinet sht goes and if it isn't her liver, it's the old gastritis or 'the neuritis back again. She has had everything taken oat that can be taken out or at least opened BR and looked at, by surgeon Cousin Hettii.- will tell yoo all about each and every operation preferably at the dinner table. |