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Show MAIN NEWS SECTION THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, JUNE 3, Fourth Part. that Eddie Jonas eras a member of the Clionian Club till 1 read about It on a towl in the bathroom of his fiat on Uth street And yet I remember when Eddie Jonaa got into the Clionian Club, he seemed to consider that it was an honor or something,1 Murris said. A Sure t know," Abe agreed, Whole lot of club members are so they proud of belonging to a club, that steal the chib stationery and take-- ' it home to write personal letters on It. At for the Conversation. -"Weil, X suppose thev figure that they should ought to get anyhow a for their money," httle stationery I Joined a which Morris observed club once by the name of the Capitol Athletic Club on account there was a had taken on membership drive-apfetty near ten pound m less than four months. The entrance fee vat two hundred dollars and the annual dues a hundred and fifty, and before knew POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS THE LIFE OF A CLUBMAN B y MONTAGUE GLASS. "Yei, Miwrust, if .club men wax to ret sehved to them at home the kind f foods which- is served to them at their dubs, y'undretand, they- would tick up a terrible tow with their wives and threaten, that if things didnt improve they would eat downtown in futie at their clube'Abe Potash declared one --Aiy recently, which, Gott set dank, Rosie would be home tomorrow from visiting her sisto ter in Chicago and 1 wouldnt have tise any more 'time of the two weeks card Charles Lickman gave me to the - - Cltonian one mile into Westchester county, it would fight away change the class of memberahip of several of them members, so that it would leir annual dues to fifty dal- But I thought that members of dubd was supposed to lit up to the Morris said, v rules' Ho they are. Mawruss. but dub rules ain't enforced so particular that 4s going to hire a the taxicab for- ths express purpose of checking up the forty mile qualification for members living - nd X Club "Why, 1 always thought the cooking was so good at the Clionian Ctub, Mom Perlmutter observed. Abe replied. Ho it is, for (a club, Take, for instance, the coffee at the Clionian Cub, Mawruss, and you wouldn't believe 'how imionbetterTC Is than the coffee at the Kmtgoods Cub, which whereas the coffee at the Club tastes 'like it would have been made out of the scraping from old bn&r pipes mixed with stove polish and shoe blacking, yundentand;e vou couldnt really say what thecof-feat the Clionian Club tastes like, except that it don't taste likh. coffee But Lick man said the apecial dollar and a quarter dinner served on a blue platowas always good Morris' remarked. About the blue plate being good, I couldn't say. not being in the china and glassware business, Mawruss, but it don't make no difference what color the plate is, Mawruss, when someone serves me goulash and canned peas, it could be resting on solid gold even and that wouldn't soften the blow so far I am concerned. Why should they serve you canned peas now, when fresh peas is on the Morris asked. market' In a club dining-rooMawruss, they serve canned peas at every season of the year with every kind of In fact even Abe observed. food, if they had fresh peas on the bill and you was so craxy. about them for a change, that you ordered one big portion of them without anything else, they would serve the fresh peas on a plate together with a side order of canned peas in a saucer But the bedrooms ain't so bad, Morris said Anyhow, that's what Lirkman told me." About the bedrooms I couldnt 1 couldn't get nay, Abe continued a bedroom on account they wag ail members by occupied who were regular occupants of the bedrooms In fact some of them nonresident members of the Clionian Club has been occupying them bedrooms on and off for over two years, so the steward told me only giving them up for one night every two weeks so as to get around the covering the case Stationery and Towels for the Homes. Then how can they get away with memcalling themselves bers9" Moms trtqulred. New York Well, practically every club has a rule that a man whose over home is forty miles away from New York city, can comp in as a resident member,. and some of the members of the Clionian iub ain't what you would actually call Abe replied. And evn al that, Mawruss, If New York CKy should annex any more territory in the way of a strip extending lees than by-la- w nt nt home-bodie- s, ning i Knit-goo- nt t a place which is pretty near as comfortable as your own home would be if you kept boarders and had to be polite to them when you dkln't feet like it. I can boglect my wife and .children for less money and with more enjoyment by playing pinochle at private houses, and at the end of the year when I. figure up my losses, 1 don't have to add to them twenty dollars for a Christmas fund. Furthermore, Abe, I long agaoome to the Conclusion that I am t cut out for a club member Morris continued, 4Tve got to be a good enough mixer with people 1 dont like during business hours, without 1 should inconvenience mvself in the night time by trying to be .popular with people who aint going to buy a dollars worth of goods in return Also 1 spent one evening at the Clionian Club with Charles Lack man a couple of months ago and while 1 enjoy a little intelligent conversation once in a while Abe7 two hoar entirely devoted to the ckrrent price of Scotch whisky, y'up derstand, is to my mind about a hundred and twenty minutes too long Vteli, the conversation ain't imanv since you was there, proved Once in a Abe declared Mawruss, while some jnember will var it b roe as teijing a story which disgusted n admihtstr-tiotomr agu'aa devehwrd but on the whole, Mawruss, the talk in the Clionian Club don't get no further away from the price of hooch than by sotae member telhng about how he h$d a friend who met a man in an extra-far- e dub smoker, who had a friend go blind b buying rve whisky of a for two dollars pint from a bellboy in, a prominent Chicago hotel. in fatt, Mawruss, my opinion Is that if the prohibition Amendment should get repealed, only eighty per cent of the members of the Clionian club wouldn't bae a word to say, for themselves " And yet, ALe, 4a lot of married women has got the impressiop that their husbanus has a very Mvelv time In the clubs they belong to," Morris 1923. said Well, that s because they dont admit women to clubs, Mawruss' Abe said, which if they let down the bars and allowed a maried member of the Clionian Club to take his wife thefe for dinner on some off night, yunder-stan- d, it might disrupt the home, Mawruss. because ever afterwards when he said he was going down to the club, she- might get the impres sion he was going out to have a liveOnlv ly time, hut not at the club last Sunday, I spent the entire afternoon in solitary confinement at the Clionian Club and I guoss that between two o dock and dinner time I must Lave read ten times over how !die Jonas was posted for $231.50 and also the entire Sunday paper InIn fact. cluding the advertisements It wasnt till old Mr Liltenthal came in and told me the particulars about his wife s last sickness that X had anvthfng-fi- r Ihe wav of tmmanrewnver satlon at all, and that's what it is to spend Sunday id a New York City club " Why is it, then," Morris inquired, to kinds to served clubmen them at home which foods the wag that a whoie lot of business men is of If get is served to them at their dube y understand, they would kick up a ter- so craxy to join a club9" Abe shrugged his shoulders rible row with their wires. he concluded, For that matter In Westchester county py the New I could even look at th gymnasium, "why Is it that a whole lot of clubs so to as let them is craxy join?" Jersey suburban towns, Abe said.lives I got the grippe and lost not onl the ten pounds I gained but three oriour Also, Mawruss, club members Bell Syn- by t (Copyright, up to the rules more in the spirit pounds .besides. dirate, Inc. than in the letter, and the spirit of The consequence was, Abe, that club rules varies in percentage Just vix months after F joined, I went, into SAO PLIGHT. as it does in imitation Gordon gin, the club one dav and bought a ttfirty-cen- L .so DuilT under a rule which aays that k your eehoiars look cigar,, aud aftvr figuring that the Why newspapers must not be removed from cigar had cost me three hundred and worried 9 the club lounge, yunderetandr the fiftv dollars and thirty cents, 1 sent r "They hae to learn bv heart the place to look for morning papers in m rm resignation A hundred and fiftv dollars a par names of the towns in which there any tfhib after nine o'clock, is on thtf floor of the dining room is too much to pav for the privilege were conferences after the great N ebelspalter Furthermore, Mawruss, I never of going out and spending your eve war (Zurich) BOSTON STORE Blame the Weather for Smashing Joly Redactions How! 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