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Show s THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, AUGUST 13, ia THE FABLE OF THE PIPPINELLA AND THE HOLDER OF THE LUCKY TICKET ' ' UiIlBNTN By GEORGE ADE. SALT LAKE COMPANY the Nest a Accomplishment was to talk about Himr etjrwin Jewel of Womanhood whom they self He had made a Great Succesa while had touted as the Pne Xcbutante only a few Seasons before, and who had been seated at a Desk. and. as nearly as he Icatuifed tn a Club Magazine as one of could learn, nothing else had happened the most nhic and charming Titbit of in the Cniverse during the laat 2 toyears. Sell began the Younger Set. In spite of the Fact OffThe Napoleon of from the very start, and one Evethat she was somewhat shy of Chin andn ning he found himself stymied by a Bad bad not yet learned that Abraham was President during the Civil War. who would have been a plain Hick If his Ma her Pa because Father had not been a Corporation and bv Edyth got teo Parents Once hurt In xjr Zlett-trtf- chalk-face- d 'JUIWSIII Opposite Commercial Club. 33 EXCHANGE SLACK. VY I.in-gol- kept her partially concealed behind Z ppy Raiment, i, . She oouidn t have signed up with but wherever she floated the other and had Gimlet the Rye Janets gave her to admit that the Harness was very touch so. She had worked out a list of Minor Accomplishments whlrh helped to put her lfl Class A all through the Tea Help In her Convention she at ruck a low unl.ke the famous riaveyard Kev, not Ethel Barrymore. Subway Contralto of . When It came to being Impervious to she outblozzed emotional t sturbances. the, most Blase. Her Indllference to all Items which excited the Common Herd ' eras simply superb, Butler had Suppose the Vtne sliding Into the Royal Presence and I beg jour pardon. Miss, - tad murmured. VJ22. JSJJWg .I x PHONE WASATCH 2230. rrr"r.: -- 'JUJU I il Jj 'Mew. ne and his Mother a Professional Patroness. Governesses and Tutors had worked oh him for 20 years, with the Result that waa to lick his Chief Ambition In Taxl-Brive- tfe r. Enter an Athletic Star, l The man that Invented White Glove was no Friend of his. d Evan the Pug was somewhat of a Relief after, the Phis Novelist Trumpet-Bloweand the He called her Kid and took Orders like an A. I. C. and, really, he might have figured as an Entry if the Star Chamber Conference had not decided that he would be a degrad ng Influence with the Children later on He did not linger on the Premise long enough to warm a spot on the Sofa, being rudely displaced by an Athletics Star. , iWu a fafiWfcaimsetamint beetle-browe- Inspection OftoAi b"X, r. Sunday itrlfi! hi: I f Ii r today n ll V I JOH. REO Brass It 4. RING b 200 $300.00 MASH.? 11' mrcfiuL OVERLAND yoo. 92 1 fj mm to m rLOOK CC THEM OVER TODAY MAKE YOUR OWN TERMS Open' for inspection Sunday 0 a. m. to 3 p. m. Come Pay the Way Yon Wont ' Miss the Money. , Y j PICK THE CAR OF YOUR HEARTS DESIRE AT A LOW PRICE UNDREAMED VALUES AND TERMS ALL IN YOUR FAVOR BE HERE EARLY OF BEFORE- , iTMTS Authord Headings gave Her the Pip,, from which It May ho Even a vain Society Girl has her lucid intervals. TilMlnsf OT 9 a.m a CONTINUING FOR ONE WEEK ONLY Inferred that OLDSMOBIIES, NASHES, COLE 8s CHANDLERS, CHALMERS. LEXINGTONS, OVERLANDS,, BUICKS, TOURING CARS, COUPES, SEDANS, SPORT MODELS, SPEED. MITCHELLS,- - RE OS FORDS, PAIGES, JORDANS, STERS, ROADSTERS, ALL OF THEM REBUILT EVERY CAR YOU BUY WILL BE READY TO GO. IN OUR DETERMINATION TO CON. VERT USED CARS INTO CASH, ENTIRE STOCK WILL BE OFFERED AT A SACRIFICE. IF YOU WANT A CAR, THIS IS YOUR OPPORT UNITY YOU CANT AFFORD TO MISS VALUES SUCH AS THESE. STUDE-BAKER- but King Albert and Babe Ruth have called to Inquire if you ire At Home .Then Edith wou'd have rolled over on the other side and taken a fresh lrAg at the Pill and Inquired of her Pal, Gwen. Champion known of the Hemlspbete, f Tell me, old Thing, who ARE thev'' felt will be evident that her people had In Custody, rare Piece of jr fend no wonder they were scared pink of Man should come lest the Wrong Sort along and steal their Tittle Petoodie. Mr. Uovd Geo-g- e, com-tnhn- ly Kono-I'ispUiy- er We-te- rn Brle--Br- is great Business for A iad to de- Bellows and the rippling vrlop a Musce Around tins Shoulder-Bladebut s ho can make himself a I ose as coon the Sunday laper print his Picture end Walter Camp take notice of him And the Medal begin to blossom thickly on the Bosom. After that, he seem to be pursued at all t.mes bv phantom Kodak. Edythe was afra.d to throw out th Hoko for fear that. If she landed him, her steady Job would be to rub him It s, dow n. $so mvm , She didnt want to have a little rY Male 3 lemfisey Jn Tier Home. the Queen and put j In the rest After a while ahe go tired of being Of hS life trying to adjust himself to a Rooter, so ahe dropped the Perfect her Temperamental Id oi nerasies, Specimen of Physical Manhood over the The Applicants for the .lob did not side and became 'mol red with A Possicrowd the Street In which Kd.vthe lived, bility who really carried weight. and many who were suspected of beirg The Young Man whs said to be Bb'ght. No matter what Topic you pulled on Kidnapers wou'd have stood for a ts-,uthe Elect between the 'It Chair and Mm, he could reach Into the and puli out nomethlng Apropos. Altar, But when some smooth-face- d Ho wore Horn Glasses, which made his Bntkerlno wearing the John I'rew Rein the same Talk souni more convincing, and, while galia 'danced with her twice of ex-- 1 he was d'scourslng, he elwaje gwzed inThriving, there was a giod-oea- ! Wtenaent at Headquarteis, a flah'ng of tently at the Rug In front of him, after Signal Hghts, the shuffle of Footsteps, the manner of a Princeton professor. Mid a Midnight Conference in the Tent Mothr rather favored the if the Geneiattssimo, otherwise known as because she knew that Edvthe did not the Mother Superior, every much Intellectual Ballast. and it m ght do her good to have Buddhism for Thlstie vs. Hollyhock. i. The first question taken up by the Bieakfast. Art for Impressionistic Board of Strategy would bo- - IN ho la hi Luncheon, and Political Economy for Dinner. Nobs, and how much ice does he rut. Alee: "Has he any Relatives who do Fdythe came through with a Nixey. not Belong?" She declared that ahe didn't want her or '1 the Bank-Rocan where he get Home Life to be a never-endiChau51 It, or Is it t.cd up?" tauqua, "Can he be taught to eat from the She Wanted Something Different, The Parent held a powwow one Day Hand?" -Ha he env Church Affil atlons which and were a mite discouraged because jtilght interfere with his Country Club Edvthe would not stand for ny of the Models Standing?" "Did he put away a tot for his own She seemed to hanker for something not on the Market. Use, or Is he a Gimme? ' While the supposed Aspirant was being While they were casting about to dig turned Inside out and sesrthed fur in- up Superfne and Glassy, the fect a, probably he would be curled up In only Child went g In the hi own Ben, telling some other Flute Country. that tdythe's fett were not Mates and At the erv Moment when the Partshe was asleep above the Ears. ents were agreeing that the Winner St 11, you couidn t blame the Vigmut be Healthy, a Millionaire, Well ilantes for being on the Job every Minute. Bred, HigMy Connected, n fact that when u etc , etc , Edvthe was having presented it being a Butterfly gets ready to Light, the Cana-aa to her bv-- Friend Hostess the cutest little dian Thistle has just as much chance llcrtie you ever laid your Eyes on. A Hollyhock. He had small Hands and small Feet find the and was G So wre must The hair glisa Parent of Edvthe daughter hitting it tened like Patent Leather and the Sh rt Up in a long gray Roadster with a recent hBrmontxed with the Suit and' the Tout Graduate from one of our ptlneipal Enembie was very whose immedate puroose In life The moment Kdythe spotted this dainty was to shower contempt upon the 18th little Ih'ize she N Takes a Studebaker til 50 cop OWN . $400 Secures Jordan ; ' I , Touring 5r-ji, p Hip-Pock- et r x m OWN $100 : - Takes a Chalmers -- rt S, - ypgrr C ,Gv v r Si - '.fv'cjf Tail-Bro- - ll Spread you? payments on the balanc. At the special price yenll say its a wonderful huy. If you want a e car, let us give you a demonstration. Divide the remainder into as many payments as best suits your con- - ' venience. Come hers and ride in it. The sale price will am are you. ng The $100 down and ride away. a in can pay small balance you few months. Dont say you Just pay cant afford a car till high-grad- you Inv estimate! see this. well-kno- Week-Endin- d, 1920 Paige Sedan Overland Touring for Chandler Touring for Lexington Touring American Roadster for Sunday Is Inspection Bay Open 9 a. m. to 3 p. m. .$300 Down .,..$300.00 $425.00 Down ..$125.00 ,.,.....$225 Let Our Salesmen Show Yon Today ,1? wei-know- well-kno- DOWN 15Q. Secures a Cole 8 d. a. tAmendment. Mother let out shrlllTelp whn the Rouse began to drive up evqiy day to Invite Edyvhe to hie forth And look Death 4w the Face, but the Providence o much Attention to that fonwer.y paid the Welfare of K narrow has huterlv ben (vwrv busy protecting the rattleheaded Who filt at Steering Wheels. poofs Father was Inclined, tu look with some favor on the Veal Stew, hav ng learned that he had a Cellar. Daughter found him entertaining because he changed the subject so often. He could take the ordinary Topic and wring It dry In three minutes. The Author Falls. t e, , - But one day h failed to show up In Ms $9000 Balloon, and next day he wo likewise Absent, His Pernio had closed in on him and sobered him Up. was succeeded on the Profit Stoop by a Calla Lily wearing Spats The new Entry had a fond Mother who dfad brought him vip under Glass and him to Write Was now - He had encouraging a spiritual Itch to transcribe Life. Having seen about 18 square Inches of Life, neatly bordered witn Mueroons, and ConCa'i to gouge cert Programs, he felt out the true Inwardness of Things and spread it before a Delighted Public, o He wanted to use Edyth As a sort of Rerv.ce Station. He was quite a Switch from the Boose Beagle. - Mother was inclined to O. K. him because his Mated bad a Rope of pearls on Edyth some which woltld look day, but the vote stood 2 to 1 for giving him the Gat. Male Fether said that any grown-u- p who esmed the Kerch k f undr toe Cuff wa a W'hlfft-ngilwhile Daughter said hat the Author Reading gave her the from which It tnav be inferred tnat P'p. Even a vam Society Girl hue her lucid Interval.!. "'The writing Genjis was being succeeded almost mimed! Wcly by a iemn and d Man of Affairs, whose chief , - - Tennis-Racket- . er s, 1 l, wide-jawe- BUICK EOADSTEE, to Package, began Gurgle. She wanted to hold him on her Bap and hear him Chirp. There Wag Nothing to It. He was only a poor Bond Salesman, but he knbw how t look into her F.ye while talking to her about her Clothe and her Eves and her Compiexlofv. and that made him Just as strong with her as if he had been a Nobleman ruing a large Duchy, with thousand of kneeling Subjects, and wearing a full Su't of Armor, including the Plume. They etoiied on Monday Instead of return, ng to Town, and when Kdythe showed up at Headquarters with the her Parents were Dead Game and said, The very Man wa had in mind'' MOftkL: Promoters can make no Headway against Manifest Deetmy. (Copyright, 1332, by the Bell Syndi- cate, Inc ) , , $100 Takes a $500.00. ,$200.00 $100 Down $000.00 $225.00 Down Nash Tonring $50 OWN Buick Touring $100.00 Down Overland Chummy Mitchell Chummy for Reo Touring Chandler for OLDSMOBILB $350.00 DOWN. DOWN Secures a Chandler Chummy tggf f7 ; ii s.x-fo- ot Half-Portio- f Come ss A snap buy for someone. early as you can. At the special price for this week it cant last long. We'll make ths terms to suit as easy as you want. Shipping of Cantaloupes Topic of Consideration David F Smith, as manager of the Growers Exchange of this city, has written to Governor Mahev, A. A. Hinckley, commissioner of and the tqtb alt Lake Commercialagriculture, club, calling attention to the fact that the minimum carload weight on cantaloupes shipped from Suit lake and I'tah common points is 24. 00') pounds, while other points shipping cantaloupe in quantiea enjoy the advantage of a minimum of 20 ooo pounds Mr. Smith t anxious to get some action to regulate this altna'lon and n remove the a pun ent discrimination quickly. He states that Cnlon Pacific system freight officials profess their to comply with the shippers' willingness wishes In this matter and have promised to give the movement their early attention and support. , Mr. Smith asserts that some slxty-fi- v producers have contracted to furnish cantaloupes for a Chicago house and that shipping ,Will begin tomorrow.- - 1021 Another big value surprise but price and terms are secondary. Come here and see the car drive it ride in it yen cant go . wrong at the sale price quoted. Lexington Tborobred $600.00 Down CONVENIENT CREDIT WILL BE EXTENDED TO OUT-OF-TOW- . N a LilHGK! 1 Yon positively must see this car to ap- -' predate the low pries named for , this sale. An opportunity so attractive you simply can not resist. Lets talk it over today. Kington Touring $700.00 Down rn THERES A CAR , I J. . HERE AT A BRICE YOULL BE GLAD .TO PAY. PARTIES. Opposite Commercial Club. Phone Wasatch 2230. 33 Exchange Place. :rSJ , i |