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Show THE SALT LAKE TRIBUNE, SUNDAY MORNING, Lardner Tells How to Get Out of Debt 3 a Rainy Day JCorporation Friend in Need Wambig&ns, Second Base By RING W. LARDNER . many of toy creditors end A GREAT other pals has probably been wonman for Cleveland, Start- ed for Ministry. Success on College Diamond Leads Youngster to Pick Athletic Career. Bill Cleveland WimbnM, wait Intended fur the ministry, bit leirin, born until he we. From the lime ha w 20. hia father, a mlnlater. Intended Bill 1 Bill had ahould be a clertyman. teen taken Into consideration, perhapa tile fathera plan would have sons But when BIU raaoliad lu he throuah. floured that aa a mlnlater ha was a good ball player. Bill waa born In Cleveland, but when he waa only a year and a half old hta parenta moved to kort Wayne. It la aald Hill then took an oath .that eonie day ha would return to Cleveland aa a bis leaguer. He had nothing to gay about hla removal from the big town, but onre back ha deckled to atlck around, picking out a wife, bujlng a homo ,and every thing. nt s Stars in College. to play baaehall when hla father aent him, at 13. to Concordia colwaa a preparatory ochool for lege. whh.li Concordia eemlnary. at which the Rev. to "be Bill Mr. nainbaganes expected mlnlater of the turned out a 8r gospel. Of course, Wnmbaganee. knew Wahibsgansa. Jr., waa playing aec.lnetitutwo Concordia ond base for the tiona, but he never thought that what ha believed to be a healthy exerclaa would Consequently ha change Bill's career. was surprised In ISIS when Bill wrote him he waa going to plav baseball for living and make base hits Instead of saving sinners. Bill batted but .217 his first season with Cedar Rapids In ths Central aseo elation, but walloped the ball for .317 the following season, which was enough to causa Bade Myers. Cleveland scout, to advise his purchase for 31230 and a cou pie of players. Bill was brought on for trial. He hit but .217 for the Naps and only .185 the following year. That was thee last season under the Somers regime. A batting average of .195 was nothing to brag of. Many fans wondered why Cleveland was hanging onto a player who batted so poorly and figured that Cleveland needed a new second haseman. It was a tough spot for Wsmby. as he had replaced Napoleon Lajole, one of the most famous batsmen the game ever had known. Bill alerted - dering how come lost w here as a year ego I was all most ehakelng hands with tha referee In bankrupey whereaa I am now en my ft. again and pretty near got money snoiigh to pay my grocery bill for last Nov. WeU friends when I find out a good thing 1 am not tha kind of a bird that will keep It to themself but I will pass It along and tell my pals about It so ss thev can taks advantages and puli themselfs out of fhs hole the same like I did. But In order to give my iwls the benefit of my experieme f will half to begin at the beginning aa thev nay and If you bo) s and girl ran profit by my expe. rienre why so much the better as tbe eaylng goes Bell about a vear ago I was talking with inv wife end mvself one night and she says how la It that I and vou are makelng about 200 berries per w t. more or LBhM and we ewe everybody In Illinois exept the gov. end on the other hand here le the Jualee livelng next doors to ue and him only getting 40 thousand per annum and yet they seem to enjoy themselfs a whole lot more than we and don t owe nothing. 8o I said what of It. I been reading the Well she says magaglnee a whole lot lately aod I seen a ad In one signed by toe Rainy Day corporation and Its suppose to tell a husband and tliclr wife how to get themselfs on their ft. and the course only M so why not let us subscribe coats for It and you dont half to pay In advances but first you get the course and read It and then you can pretend like you don't care nothing about It and send It back to them and they refund ou the 3 spot." XI, red IU8 Tlisixt 31a miisirg MIT l lf I (lh Hlak ft. I If mBatmi S0T Of o SWOUJ-Ol- ? lE S3 ST 1 14 aT. V ffl-jilfll Tb tth h f 24 1ft I murk D 2ft 21, follow ft M 22 4 I kail bat' n, itlnpnmil (J) 4 10 tooftt 3 (MWfkfci. nmrr, afcrtitr Will U win? J. S BALT JA IB ?t JO LAI A. Dt ( HAN AN. TRIDINR GAME 24 to. Ift. DO. 1040. D Stewards Withhold Reason for Disciplining of Johnny Loftus. II AWV-WKV- - 3 OO A AMO WAVE I4 1S 1 I. HMP WiTTTD 0ODO ARE V'OO 1 1M -P- ss 1?V Ml IB IT 14 21 31; king ?9 1). 2 ta A a, ll.ijh talking to my wtfo and myself one night. WHVT Ml checkers 23 1 was MARCH r o UitTt TO 0 IT O' Q LJ loReO During 1919 Season. ,10. 2A. S3: king 32. t and draw ! Whit Biatfc Rider Was in Bad Graces of Officials for Work DoDoM I E3 on "At g epee la I meeting of the glemnrde the Jockey club the application of Johnny Loftua for a' jockey license was denied." In this Abort and eonctao statement, Ali gernon luslngerfleld, assistant secretary of the Jockey club, announced yesterday that the boat rider In the country was White 12. 18. 18. 28, It, 22. 2 1, 28, 10. under the ban for the present at leant. Will le plsy. gJkl.T LASH TRint'VE CARK NO,. 1039. "No reason waa given," writes G. F T. In Hslt Trtbsne gome 23. Dr evil lined 13 18, 21 IT lavs World. "Tbo !,lebermsn. via Ryall In the New York ss St Times, lls-Angeles m M.ryhlll gsee Tb wlkHned snslysls of It. They show a good draw by tgll, Jockey club rarely. If over, give reasons f.l."g)VV. S'"ll,B(l. bdwe. H. J Alls iHl.ckl SIS. 28 a and ss 28 ele.. hmer. latfor to This wlik licenses t glee oolrlbul8 refilling jockera or train-erIITVS.B.S iWhilf). Sit i A ter 0,8 new I rontro, ert and think It food for ft followa, of course, that I of lus ikiIm by Mr Durban n draw: hsa violated ons of tha rules of racing II H 4 12 12 14 28 18 14 74 23 27 8! Id T and la being punished. 81 21 IT IS 21 IT 8 Ills 22 IS 10 17 14 Id 9 10 8 T 4 S I3 1ib 23 27e 7 14 2114 12g 78 18 4 I6U 22 M In Trouble Before. BOM TtON Of FHOlll.EM Hr Harry . HUrk -- King M. 1. 3 2 fclBki h tr NO. W3. ieirr. no of a. -- III 18 IS 18 1120 2X2H1 7 tin b all fa T 18 ' Improves said ssslyslt I fires. (el If 22 0 14 18 8 8 14 27 2.1 Ji 29 14 24 2T 1 '23 7214 Pri-- s. Is (a) Again,! 22 IT this Is ofles plsgnt nsd cen.idered s, fond s, en, st Black s dl,pwL v pnni!ir. -but her. It la pel vlib this ibl Thers Is auieisc eil! Is, however, ofleneat played has Hie gms proceeded Icl From lst oa Interesting lines The follow lug Is s illll. rl whers Drawn. st 19 Is 8. 18 14. I9IT. 21 14. 18 17 (8-1so good!. 14 !u Is easier and Blark rassot afford he further sseriflre by 10-1He hat does 3. ALEXANDER. ewongk for hla honor. 1 "Thla le not the first time that Loftus has been In hot water. Hid license was withheld for mor than a month last year and ha went before the ale wards In per- son to plead bla case before he received bis papers Then, near tha rtoee of the Empire Cltv meeting last summer, he waa suspended for what the stewards considered an unsatisfactory rids on Willi Bharpo Bun Briar In the Mount Vernon handicap, which was won by Luculllte. Ho waa cleared, however, altar an Investigation. "Loftua carried off the tiding honors In the east last year. He had the leg up on the winner of practically every big stake. Including Rlr Barton la the Kentucky derby and The Freakness. He also rode Man o Wer to hla ntne victories which Included Tbe Hopeful Stakes and Tba Futurity. ALT I --A EE TRIBUNE HARE NO. 1041. IS. 22 It. foalriboied by P. i. Lee, T a corns. Wash I aald all right like I Usually do when the speaks fo ms at all and she sent for the course and It come In the form of S books witch I dldn t have 941. 14 IS. SI. 1" I V 1 strongertime to read but ehe read them and sent 0 23 SI 2S. S. 9 14 28 81. IT IS. 2S28. It back to them with the words that It 21 1. li 22. 14 18. wasnt no good, but at that It was good enough to get us out of our troubles oed In driblets like ten dolara and tha same ad, and got the seme results or Tejrlor. end look at ua now. books say: : 21 r better as follows, beginning with a let- 28 21 Well the Idear waa this In a few words. 2 8 13 ten dollars apiece to a ter I got from a frlendv of mine name If In the first place moat of our debts was ahole you 2114 14 17 of lot people In the Mine town Chas. Clarke as follows: I" 8 10(d why the Idear is to q iietly move out of 22 I that town as fur as vou aii and move tirvEAR old Pai: You know how I and 10n 28 All we hare to do la to keep out of old to 17 1122 some other town anti the irerehanta Draw. 28 17 Mildred use fo struggle along wile 23 21 and etc. hack In the old town won t sew Ride Unsatisfactory. Chi or go there Incognito. ta be a prstlr foM fa) ThU H vou bfteftuse it wo ild ot more thari the I was earning JlO.Oa per wk. aa clerk In 211814 VtrU-tiA Oaklry gtra Mifftrsit 23 18 Ttry "Hla ride on Man o War In the Sandebts is worth" So one night we quietly tbe Ben Ton market witch my uncle 8 10 4 8 tftar It ford Memorial at Saratoga Springs, the moved out of the old town and moved owned It and I was the 28 24 28 2 Well heir. time the great only was beatonly to Conn, and we haven t heard nothing 11 13 en, aroused much unfavorable comment since from people we ose money to In ono day Mildred read me the Rainy Da) Rlsrk wins B at In the time that so axpertenced a rider, Corporation s ad In one of the magasmes old Chi except a couple of threatening Id I Forcing llte pste who knew hla mount eo welL ahould get letters that snare a person a trout as asoIkiii t how to pull ) ourseif out of tne rug let Determined to get s Xing there away eo badly and then run Into pockeie she wrote them and the) wrote baik If) A bes tillful puelllon, much like as if Bryan said ho woudnt twice in so email a field. If he had got run. adviselng me to quit being a clerk and esrspe for Wlill clear a moment sooner he would have the prop, so ons day 1 took a Well the next in ourse was beaten H. P. Whitney's Upset. Golden to get yourself a joo that paved more big cleaver and1 used It on mv uncle and 7 Id. 2t Broom, from the (table of Mrs. W. M bv twe time got through thev wasn't wins went to N Y. It money eo one dav Jeffords which stopped to nothing In the be a him of to left of soda prop, and went in a man?. offnc that I had enough 181k 23 laat furlong, after leading all the heard about him and I atJ w an t get- fountain in Cuba so now 1 and Mildred II 20 was third. we Is running the market and last year Fohl Thinks Twice. 17 13 ting enough mone in old Chi so he said laved season waa under eontrac t away 31 65." what did I want and I said 1 wanted a 9 14 Lee Fohl, though, had confidence In the to Samuel D. Riddle, while Commander a The is from otner letter carpenter me and he to raise 24 give it late divinity student. lie took him south K. L. J. Rosa had second call on his friend of mine that lives at Fifth aveDraws. 8 11 fto as ! MV i sic livelng In in the spring of 1918, but BUI did not services Although no announcement has 70 st. and In 2 )rs. he was only 27 23 nue 4) Off Tntek. and gel more salary than out able and been made, it was understood that he get away any too well. Fohl finally de OvO so one dav him and save to tJJV In old Chi and ail our debts repudiated hla wife dded to trade him to New Orleans for would ride again this ) ear tor the Glen happened to see each other and thev ian t sew us on a cl. of how and Cotton Knaupp. believing another year Riddle stable and that Mrs. W. M. begin talking and she seen this ad fled without no further munerationn only much It tost on tu I of the distant" and wrote in the minora would not hurt Wifmby. Mr. Riddle's niece, would have secto tne Rainy Day Corporation the knowledge that I helped drag you and her w, are livelng in the lapse of and ond w- rail. Johnny Dobbs of the New Orleans club wrote back and told him to out of the Meyer. luxury In U.ecnwlvh and all as we half to raze they thla month word came from, II and get more money so he replied: "1 do not know that I want to he "Early LARDNER. W. RING do Is keep out of o! C.tl or elae go there wrote to the union and told trade. Let me have a look at Wamby In Maryland that Buddy Ensor had been them he 1920, bv the Bell Syndicate. incognito and si on ac t of tne wife wouldn't regular game." no more unless they give (Copv light, engaged to do their riding, but It Inc.) Kwh) accordingly stuck BUI In a gams seeing the Rainy Dav Corporation ad In him more carp so they give him a raze at the time that thla was for money this her niagasine w lt( h the pure read- and now he la makelng more than a st. Cincinnati at the Pelicans park. the mounts for which Loftua could not against A Popular Make. BUI accepted eleven brilliant chances ing matter was so bad that she felt like car conductor and not make the as weight. hawing she had to read the ads. without an error and made three hits, in 1913, when Loftus waa riding for good a lime. "The officer says you used had lanA. K. M scomber. Walter whereupon Fohl Informed Dobbs the deal Now gents I don't want ou to take Is the wav It come off bovs and guage That Jennlng set him was off, for that second base job was down for not obeying orders mv testimony without no supports so I girls and If you are satisfied to go when he "When he stopped me I waa In a tan. Bill's from then on. If ever a man had rode War cloud In the Belmont stake. will tell )ou shout a couple of friends of along worrlng about financial affairs why trum. a position cinched. It was BUL He In car. which mmke same of the mine along the the horse waa beaten by II. p. lines that was in well and good but if my little ta.k has Never mind the cinched It so completely that Jim Dirnn Johren. Tne boy wae kept Whitney pretty near a pkkle like we and seen the showed vou a way out why I am satis- - Jude. declined to trade him for Derrlll Pratt on the ground for mors than two months, a v ear later. aa. according to hi contract, he was Since that time Wamby has batted not allowed to accept outside mounts .218. .::.5. .798 and .278, without the approval of hla employer. hi 1918 he displayed his versatility as "Whether the stewarda-o- f the an lnfielder by starring at second, short club will reconalder their action, aaJockev.r thev and third, playing short for two months have many times In tb paaL Jt la hard when Ray Cnapman was hurt, performto say. At any rate, the' racing season will ing so well there the fans were reluctant to see him switched when Chapopen wltiiout Loftua In the saddle, and man recovered from his Injury- - In 1917 good riders ar mighty scarce. he played first base a few games, and 19 23. 27 24. (Z Off 81 plaved It well. BUI had to leave the Indians In 1918. 8 8 only draws. If tbs foregoing play Is sound. DATES MONTE 3 Is ths only mors to draw afitr 28 23 at Uncle 8am Inviting him to go to a trainole (A). ing camp. Bill liked soldiering so well ANNOUNCED he was transferred to an officers training camp, where he won a commission Brides DEL MONTE. CaL. March JT.The as a second lieutenant. Then the war schedule of polo matches ended and made It possible for him to go for the Del Monte tournament has been announced.' back baseball. Assist Dr. Bull as followa I This winter BUI has been reading gas Pebbl Beach Junior cup semifinals and 2 meters for the East Ohio Gas companv. ' T. A. D. finals played on April 1 and 8. Never again should he kick on the offi, Del Mont Handicap cups, scheduled for cial scorer giving the opposing fielder an March 28 and April 4. error Instead of handing a base bit to Felton Elkina Challenge eup on April"1 Bill. 6, 10 and 13. -J NEW HAVEN. Conn., March ,27. CapNovice cups, March 30 and April 3. . Sam Morse cup for East versus West FRESHMEN CREWS tain Tim C&llaban of the laie football on epecial cup match feunday, April 11. ; eleven bas announced the completion of RACE ON The tournament promises to attract a the coaching staff for next fall. For the eemo representative entry. n The men named to assist T. A. D. event the Del team, 4TTLE. March University fjr Monte and Coronado have whose already made as head coach Jones, of California's freshman crew w appointment row and - "i is Barentry it. Santa that probable the of was several . Drswa. are weeks ago, Ar University against Washington appioved n barn will be represented. first-yeshell the Washington. thur E. Bride, '03. line coach: Dr. Wll Said to be the beat lake by Lambert k (rl For the J Oroevents. Ban -' Mateo. junior and to Stanford university var- Ham T. Bull, 83, coach of the var. 844; it aeena California be a bit stronger villa. Oakley, Coronado kickers, Del Monte and Las Po- r then 19 L sity oaremcn meet on Lake Washington both riapjKJintmenis, Henry 'Vaughn. 13, will In alias be fa It competition. prob(H Off X. here Slay 2.. according to woid from coach of the ends, and John W. able that an army yield, ll, team will enter Berkeley. conch of the backfleld. against the California clubs tor tba Nov- -' T4 Washington student officials are makThese appointments have been approved Ice cups ing an effort to get Stanford to bring by tbe football committee and tne hoard Tba feature East versus West match -the Cardinal fres.tman bout along, with of and control will attract the strongest team of player have entire charge the arslty. under Jones. that both sections of the country can Henry Vaughn, the new coach of the place in the- field. It la said. Has Hid Stomach Trouble for Seven ends, prepared for Yale at Phillips Exe-te- r Everything la being put in readiness to start off the tournament with a bang academy and played end on the teams Tears. of 1903. under Ted Coyj and tbe following will be games every Tnere Saturday. -- While wise. Theodore Sanford of Fenmore. Mich , year under Fred Dalv. He waa end coach Runday. Tuesday and Thursday during r. LLS. t. stomach trouble seven for 1912 had team and freshman coach the has course of the tournament. years of the the and could not eat vegetables or fruit following year. Aa a fitting conclusion there will be a DENVER CITY TOIRNET. without peln In the stomach and ratJeas John VY. Field was a substitute halfgymkhana, consisting of a number ef , A tonroey for the open city checker Chamberlain's By Tablets on taking and back team a nights. now novel polo pony events, sbeh as races, . . regular bask of Dearer Colo., le now being held at ball and able to eat vegetables or fruit err Daly's Coys be la team. He was one of tbe mallet contests and conundrum , the Y. M. f. A.. March 17 to May 7. the fttur without causing pain or sleeplessness. If defensive halfbacks In the past two great decfeatures, staged on April II and IS. leaders In the tourney playing for the bandeom troubled with Indigestion or constipation ades. He was bead coach of Arthur ellrer championship cup offered by the Y. M. these tablets e trial. They are Howe's team the year after he was gradn five to The players enC. A . April 20 to May 7. prove beneficial. (Adv.) uated. the finlih ef the tnurnsmeat will plsy I round 1 tered are Emmet D. Lemoat t present ChamDr. Brides played on Morse's. Bige- J. of four fames sack (two tmeo a aisktl In pion!, Harry Peters (former champlenl, low's and Burch's teams of 1903. 1907 Yetr. Charles H. Reid of Nebraska. C. A. decide wieoer of cop. pouts la this round oaly and 19'8, playing every position except ) roust. Peseh. Professes Meaer. (7. f. 4 hannel, James Any player forfeltiaf mom lhaa half ki. quartet back. He was line coach of 1916 d. Yoder. K. K. gleoe J. E. Munger. K. A. and 1919 Brwhn. W. Downs William Rbeldon Dr. A. W. fame, all fames played by said player to be llm-a mut. C. A. In W. Bull of E. had Endleott and khina. the kickers Dr. . charge Foy, Art player harms plared more thaa one half The rules for the tournee aro admirably fair, 1914, 1915, 1913 and 1919 and in the years hla for the of are benefit other clubs, and between his graduation and hts becoming giren fame, but falling to eompleto tonroampat.. will hare hia famea throw a out provided that ru : a member of the resident staff was a e he r under will All games thrr affret the deriding of the staodiag of the played frequent and always welcome visiting restrletloo" plan and nceonling to rules as first four leadera la the loumaoveot. coach. All pnalpoeed games must be finished before Cimde given In Lee's The staff wan picked by. Jones, who. Each player will plav every other plaver la end of (ooraoBieat. under his agreement. Is to have a free the loams meat twe games, points to be two Aay player deoiling referee for their opoelal Dr. Brides-anDr. Bull were hand. for t wia and ooe foe e draw. gam ras bare eemo by request leg it of the assistant coaches In 1913. when Tad The four players winning the most points at official referee. Jones came back to Y"ale and turned out the first team to beat both Princeton and Harvard since 1909, and the first to smre touchdown against Harvard since 1907. a. The offense, which he developed himself, waa most effective and the only disaster S came when he was Interfered with the week before fh Brown game. While hie 1 front the victory over Harvard stands out particularly because it followed so many years of defeats, the Princeton victory was equally Important, as I ale In that game made the onlv touchdown of the season Tigers,. against the Blnoe 1913 Jones has boon employed by the Amea Shipbuilding company of Beattie, of which he la now general manager. Thla corporation la owned largely-bTale men, who have voted Jonea a leave of aheence to spend the football Standing, left to right Black, Edd lngton, Griggs, Dailey, Anderson, Reyn olds, Drlggs, HUL Kneellng W. E. Ws clean your old hats liks NEW. "Our own process. season at New Haven, where he la to Bitters, coach- rserve without compensation. Experience has taught u how. Ws solicit factory Yale on teams the of Jones A instable for gar dice bottle, plaved and was your patronage with a guarantee or no pay. March SS. The flavors who had had practically no premad ot steel. Price, $3, Shevlin. Morse and Bigelow BIGGS, Axhtoiu Idaho, 6, 2L February ( Driggx, hla anlor vesr He quarterback erprees prepaid. barkcthall lcam of the Priggs vious oxpmencc. Fcpruary 13, Idaho Falls, 12; Driggs, wae baekfleld coach at Yal Iji 199. 56 won the the are games Following by oached Pvraeuse In 190 and "then went AGENTS WANTED' hih M'hool this vear wa of the Dt'ggs team; to Pawling school, fie returned to his February 16, Roxburg. 15; Driggx. 20. best in the lustorv of the in MAKE US PROVE IT old prep school. Phi Hum Eerier, m 9U, Jautiarv 9. Roxburg, 27; Iiriggx, 31. hebrnarv Nugar jtv, 22; Driggx, GEOBOE AND ERNEST, Props. and for three veara turned out championefittifion. Thrv won the NorthwoaWn January 20, St. Anthony, lb; Drtgg, 36. came he whlcn after Yale io ship team, Idaho district championship, thin win- 31. February 27, Sugar Citv, 20; Driggx, J Bring or send this ad to us and sar 25 cents on Ladies' Bat Work. for one res eon. ox in tho atafe 26. January 21, Righv, 23; Driggs, 17. ning a place for thenu-ciCaptain Callahan also announced Prompt attention to mail orders. m March 5, Ashton, 7; Driggx, 21. Idaho lulls, 1J; IJriggx, January 2J, be two weeks of Jourtiamont hold at Moscow last weok. would there that Walker Bank Bldg. No. East Second South Street. Wag. 393A spring practice out of doors after the Phone Wasatch 4664. W. K. Rittrr ix the Dripgg high whool 3h. Total points, opponents, 11)1; Driggs, Balt Lake City, Utah hta team out of 351. Easter recess. i coach, anti he January 301 1,tgb, 16; Driggs, 3S. st - - T U tabrt ae o 7 fe W-- 1 "Ist !! s, 1 vaa'-preeumo- d '. T FAST HOOP TEAM AT DRIGGS HIGH SCHOOL 28-1- 20-1- Vaughn, Field, Will Jones. WILL OF DEL POLO and J COAST ' ' ' Britleh-Eaaier- e 111 ar ' ' . 4 7- 1 i PERFECT BOTTLE CAPPER "two-mov- A MESSAGE FOR YOU INDEPENDENT !j HAT WORKS? 1 u PRACTICAL HATTERS? Perfect Bottle Capper Mfg. Co., Ill I 2, to-d- - StSSSetSSSISSSStSMSSSSSSSSSSSSMSSSSfSSM' - dcvt-lopc- A t ' . 1 ; |