| Show T T T T TV V V v V V y vv TV T T T Tt t m i m w 4 i m m ji Ii Q SOME STORmS STORIES II ij I f A T n l t Jt j I Wan a I teal Hont Fog I 1 have met R a 1 gri great at man mall many liars IIAra In tn my amy time tite said Mid Pilot Josh Lane Lalle th the oth other other er cr day by Jut hut John Lumly a rt n II u far und did sway 1114 king of ot them I t it nt muke any Rn u cn Lt It t you jOU tt toil tell ll John In the way of ofa ofa a 11 19 ro he will ah y go ro you u one bit 4 u may depend upon him fur for hi iii it mc r falls fall fallT 1 T i J or r three weeks a age aro no I met John Johnn Job Jobu n I u t M aon on In Long LotI Lom Island Inland City It We WefA tr fA t t tJ ti talking Hiking about fogs fog and I tries n tJ t l I i M him bUn with tho thick or of th tb f iI i s In n London I toll loll him how I 1 r standing on a U street im Efler r in Lor 1001 ii n a could not see fe Ihl lighted lamp larau cr lr t I post them how hIV at att Saving their own doi ll i could r it t 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to the tat t n Mo the the iii lea 1 t I by n dl 4 I t hUhn Y Pall uld 1 1 t I I in It ItI I I r i m j m one ine of nf the th lulls lulle Jn Hi the th dinner r thy they th y tell tail ino me you nu cu are aie ft it 1 fit tv bunk Do I to OJ RId Mid tilt the And net whal what It Its name be If I 1 may many ilia b bo te tea 11 a o bull di ts to Inquire They liar cay the t h that VOU y i are re going to call tall It u Powers Th That t l Fry r New Yo 1011 or Times TIme lucy Thoy rho ihil i At one an of ot the this plEa on the Emit East Ea t river near Wall street A et earner mer from froni Porto Folio was dl a tarle aro argo aroA A e crew C or 01 negro lonn wei d the tha II rl they were we Me In Uw Ib 1 IMd of oC th the Lamb Instead of ot ditty and I y theIr mo moat t terrible oath was ue golly oil Tin crew w had bad evidently got lot religion dues Cace C and a nd barrels barrel II of ot fruit tru It bal bales balea a ot end II nd all sorte of ot tropical stuff I wore J coming corning out of o the tile hold bold to I bw Il W Wed ed ad In a warehouse by the th 1101 A clerk was wai reading ore olT the tle from the th manifest to tu an am another other clerk who checked them Sud denly he ho topped In hi the tho middle of at report Six lix bane all ll he heme he me said mid 1 What wits wan tn that It rt demanded mand l the I checking clerk Six 1411 barrels tarrel of forbidden fruit read 4 flu tho Ih clerk In a 1 oi tiit manner lix barrels or of forbidden fruit a new ne I on one on me 1 m j i i m Time The nogio n lo heard th strang reading und anti around the with curious Interest Time The an old oki negro after atter scratching hie hll head for Cur a II moment began 1 to t 9 quote train from the Bible Dible hut But of ot the tice fruit ot of time the tree treo which Is In the midst of ot the th garden God hath bath eald kJ Yo rl not oat cat at of at It H nEither wither y e touch It II lest ye die That what the forbidden fruit is Ie sure lure enough The longshoremen fell away from time the barrel barre ns se ft though they th been belt In reeled Dout Dont you ou touch It I exclaimed th the old n negro ro Dont you touch It II o 0 you icu JO died ll Work Vor Wal a at an mm 11 end emma nd until the th mate matewan WI we wan round Forbidden fruit is Ii I Porto 1 siang tee for grape fruit lie he h oW Id limit but tb the tbt fIOt insisted on what hat vM h fit th hi barrel before they would H It to Thai WI comes from hiving having a crew orew 01 relIgious t tt th iii t roman In disgust Ut Get t to t work you fools foOle or Ill forbidden fruit every oils t M of at you H did not rt have bavi to n ex explain plain junt what hla bl threat Implied for forthe forthe the maim went to 10 New York Tribune If Ir I I nt nl First t Yon Dunt S SA A It life lit insurance agent who resides i M e In Inthis Inthis this place deserve great lIt credit not only ocly for the energy and per Iler persIstence l t nce with th which he be pushes rUlhe his hll business but buttor for tor his hla punctuality In keeping engage menta tB He HI had been ft a man who resides In Anita for tor the pout past two years and had received some ome ml encouragement He called ono one on day lat last e und and when the Ihl man saw aw w the agent ap he ran raft and nil hid Hut flat the In curios agent caught a n glimpse of ot lil hll lilt fleeting form and was wai 1 not to be He tie finally nally smoked hi his man mall out and told lold him he bf had hod com come to talk Insurance I lam 1 am too tao buy busy sell the mi men call all callagain alln again n when wit I 1 have ban wore more time may ms I leal then s Set tiet t your our own hit t sad and IM JM tie lie The Tho rr I man anal a 11 moment then C made mails reply You Yott may 1111 call next nest Friday morning morn In at 5 S oclo k kr r I will be its on time tune When the appointed day dRY arrived our Indefatigable Insurance man arose at nt 1 30 and walked to Anita a 1 die dis distance titmice tance of at nearly five miles hubs arriving there at 25 Ho lit sat down Ilon on the porch and waited until precisely 3 a i k then rang rane the th doorbell wanted 1 Inquired a n rl voice from Crom on tin window Ie La Mr Tonea Jones at horns home He Ue Is I Tell Jell hint to come Mme down right away ny I have hafI w seine ne Very tery ery Important business 81 with wit Ii him huh Mr Jones Jonel il downstairs In tn his hll night shirt and there was Will th the Agent I 1 have called railed he lie began as u you requested ue t ell to talk life Jones Jonea was waa u somewhat astonished and bewildered but realising that he was up It said laid i Ih rh punctual to be re ro rewarded warded I 1 surrender A d he gave fae him hit hIs bin application for tor fora torn a n policy Punxsutawney Spirit S In 1 n ii nil Senator W A Clark lark of at Montana tells tIlls a II story torr on Prof Proto N U H I Leonard who for tor foreeN jr eeN ars was waa dean deen of or the hI of tb the I Iowa State and who was WI railed recently re to III Ih of ot the Mining coll coli nt it II Unite hiatt Mont Hena Hens says ns I R that though Montana U iii h somewhat out Olt of or If the Ihl circle of ot t lion it can un now rio boost boast In President n a rare apostle and anti advocate of Nat ut long ong ngo rig Prof Proto Leonard feeling 1 consulted hid physician phy a aGerman aGerman German very ry and aM acknowledged edged as aa one on of ot the leading men mn in his Ide profession in Montana The Time doctor ad nd advised advIsed Mr to work lees le a at th the desk td I more out doors nd take lUke beer bH r a aim a t tunic Time The labor labore rs were we such that tOOt he felt f lt that h hl bu could not lIot devote devot fewer 1 hours to n theta them but he concluded at It least to try tr some beer which ha be hail hat never before He lie did pot not ap approve apPl prove Pl roP of fit It an as a beverage but us WI a I medicine he felt justified In taking It Itc c i on the r fi of Jt so eminent a practitioner Tho The doctor met his patient a few tew days r inter later as nil he WaR va ns leaving tho the college anti nd stopped to 10 inquire how he lie was WaR feeling About the same sume replied the lie profesor s bor or Did you take toke user ns as I t t directed In Inquired the time physician Yes Yell responded the tho professor pro I took It a 1 few limos but mit It became BO so nauseous that I had to discontinue dl it II How much did you taku Why I bought a it whole bottle and took look a it 1 spoonful before each earh meal an the hot lOIt Slopping tho time Daniel Webster once cries dined with nn old merchant anti and whon whoa they the ram rame to the VIne ne a 1 dusty old bottle battle was WitS artfully decanted by 11 the servant ernnt and paused PasSed by bv the newt host Taking the th bottle he tiled filled Websters and ami handel It to him Then Timen pouring paining out another for himself he lie held hold It to 10 tho the light antI and all said How do you ou ilkI It Mr Webster I r think It H Is ii t a fine itne specimen of old vort No oa can cern you yuu gui what It cost me the host I Surely Sure not Id I only know that It In I It excellent I Well now mew I tell you for tor I 1 made madea a careful estimate time Ih other flay day When I r add time the to the tho firt price I find that It root cost tIt me Inc the time sum Hum of oC just no five shillings shilling pet er In flood 1100 1 You dont say lilY to so torl 10 rl ried l And nd then th draining his hi glass Iau h he ire It gain again with the remark Till It up till again as 48 as 11 you OU can enn tot for I J want nt to stop atop that d In Interest interest terest haiti Largest west teut of ot Mississippi ippi river T and orders long distance hono 1112 nhu a between Eleventh and Twelfth South on State Street ll r ot Store ture ll HI Houth Main usIa tail Salt Lake LaIrs Flor Floral al Co en Prate Praise the that carries you over either n II flood or coush COU h BAL DAI LAUDS HOmmO lD R tWP has brought BO so many over ower throat thront anti lung trouble as n a Midi bron bran bronchitis j etc eto that lint are sung miK liun everywhere tO t cents Y C M it t I Iu Id d tAk u |
