| Show I I OKA O A NOVICE I must havo halo been born to the busl fald tho old Ihl Certain It I IB Is that as a n small boy hl I had hat a lean leanI InK Ing that way Hut my first was WIH a most dl one It Ils Is a It wonder that It did not drive nil 11 future thoughts In that direction out oll of t my I head An Al POI per former happened to 10 how In the little littletown town ton I lived during the per ho 1110 use of ot the tho old trick of at preparing an 11 omelet In a 1 silk hut a 1 most wonderful thing from my stand standpoint point at I that time It I fired my blood and ad meeting the professor oC o magic as he I Hohl to him Mister Ill Il you OU 26 2 cents If It you will wil tell tol me 10 how tu tudo that trick 1 son mild 1111 e I you aro Iro L likely looking boy O and nd I r will wil toll tol you for tor nothing It I IH II all ni the result of oe pro certain mysterious m words over oVal the contents while It IH 11 cooking and the tho I wordy are Presto chango se lahl I carefully care tuly noted tho words worda and rushed homo hUlo In a I state of ot wild excite ment lent announcing exultantly to the thu family tamly that tut I could cool cook an fn omelet In a hat ns us well as ni the noted protes protessor sor of ot magic i Tho family expressed doubt about my ability to do tho trick and I pro proceeded proceeded to show sho them the 1 that t I 1 could 11 Bor Borrowing Dol I rowing my fathers silk hat tho pride of ot his hla heart hf art and Ind which ho wore only on I broke a 1 number of eggs In II It I and stirred them up with ti I spoon eggl Then hen I hold held the tho hat hol over Olor the tho lighted lamp muttering the Iho words under my breath as I did so ao Hut Dut some hol how strange to relate 1011 te they thoy to work the tho necessary spell 1111 with wih a n result that was wua most moat disastrous to my fathers hat What happened when ho surveyed the tho ruins of or his silk III hat Is a n matter matel matelot of ot private history that thol la Is painful to think ot even oen to lo this day Detroit Free reo Press Unconscious Irony Autocratic Inlo 10 patronizingly Ah h my Iny good o man 11 though I 1 cannot call you by mi mo f YUI orp 1 I think I havo hlo seen yoU yon In my In con I gallon Aro you Ol n Christian Old Woman Wo 1 1 sir 1 I havo listened to your now on t n and nie I tho Lord 1011 I r am tl a II In Christian still Hams Horn Horl |
