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Show Thursday, June 30, 1983 THE HERALD, Provo, Utah, Page 27 Erma Bombeck Toast the 'No-Reunio- n' I just got a letter from a woman who, for the past four summers, has stuffed her family into a car and driven from New York to Provo, Ut., to join the rest of the family at a reunion at a total cost to her of $8,000. To do this, she said, "We eat beans three times a week, drive an old rusted-ou- t car for years and years, and are still eating on folding chairs in our dining room." The logic behind this is, "Do you have any idea how far New York is from Provo? It's easier for you to come here." She asked for advice. The first thing I'd do is to take four or five bucks and send the family a map of the United States listing the mileage between cities. If they're a quick study at all, house have anything to do with they will discover that Provo to having a good time? New York City measures exactly Or how about, "Why don't you the same distance as New York to all come here to see Mom? It's Provo. easier for her." Are we talking We all know the relatives who about the same Mom who sprints every holiday say, "Why don't you to the beauty shop twice a week, all come here? Our house is bigteaches aerobics, plays handball ger." Since when does the size of a and isn't home when you get Erma Bombeck there? I guess I'm really sensitive about this because my husband and I were childless for the first six years after we were married. Contain yourself. You know what's coming. Everv holiday, we picked up our presents, food (and whatever spirit we had left after loading up the car) and went to where children were because "children like to spend Christmas at home." Baloney. Dangle a gift in front of a kid and he'll spend Christmas in a public bus station. We got sick of having our Christmas tree seen only by the washer repairman and vowed when we had children it would be different. It was. We alternated between . organization tasked to serve as a clearinghouse on those issues affecting women in Utah, such as family life, economic and social conditions, employment, legislation and other pertinent areas. the status of women in Utah. The commission is interested in getting a broad representation from throughout Utah to serve as members on the commission. The commission is a non-prof- starts Friday, 9:30 a.m. sizes be available may many limited quantities.. .not all in each grouping.. .colors and styles limited to stock on hand, so shop early for best selection! Christ-mase- s having Thanksgivings and at home and away. If I were my New York friend, come this summer I'd leave the old rusted-ou- t car in the garage, buy steak and mushrooms for the entire family, face my new dining room chairs toward Provo and toast the Then call your psychiatrist. The guilt could kill you. 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