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Show SPECIAL NEW LOW PRICE ! Si Remarkable Buy- - Only Nonstop Fin pretty good at swatting dead Most any housefly that'll light, Bat this one bussing round my head Must think that it's a satellite. Hal Chadwiek Sf3" SommM Joys QUIPS AND QUOTES A man who was very much interested in old books recently ran into an unbookish acquaintance of his who'd just thrown away an old Bible, which had been packed away in the attic of his ancestral home for generations. He happened to mention it "Who printed it, do you know?" asked the book lover quietly. "Somebody named recalled the man with an effort. "Not Gutenberg!" gasped the book lover. "You idiot, you've thrown away one of the first books ever printed. A copy sold at auction recently for over $400,000." The other man was unmoved. "My copy wouldn't have brought a dime," he announced firmly. "Some fellow named Martin Luther had scribbled all over it." Dan Bennett Guten-some-thing- ' Dandruff: Hair pollution. China Figures Dance to Dr. Zhivago Theme SfUnd-Qeinte-d 9igurmes Whirl JUop imported Old World SKusic Selma Glasser An eighteen-year-olyoung man was noted for his complete lack of interest in the opposite sex, so everyone wondered whether a hitch in the Army had changed his outlook. Seated on the front porch with his cousin, he was telling about his military life. Suddenly he stopped talking and looked with interest at four pretty girls coming down the street. He watched them intently until they were out of sight, then turned back to his cousin and said: "One of them was out of step." d F. G. Kernan Whistle while you work and you'll make a nervous wreck out of everybody else in the office. Lucille J. Goodyear Frank Tyger girls were discusstheir problems. Said one, "I'm ing not going to keep my diary any more." "Why not?" her friend asked. She replied, "We!l, a girl's always got to be on the lookout for peeping Moms." Dorothea Kent Two SBox Enchanting childhood sweethearts revolve to the classic theme song of the picture. Unique music box, with imported movement, plays each note with Old d World beauty while delicately girl and boy, with their white dove of peace, circle like a carousel. Set the mood for a romantic evening or let the youngsters trundle off to slumberland with its charm. Treasured gift for newlyweds or silver anniversary lovers. Handcrafted. 7" high with 4" figurines. syn-chronat- ," These days men still die with their boots on the accelerator! teen-ag- e Peace Strategy I always watt a week or two To wear new clothes; so when I do. And hubby asks, "Is that dress new?" I shrug and, with a patient smile, Insist I've had it quite a while. Alice McClmre ed hand-painte- MAIL I 10-DA- Y NO-RIS- K COUPON TODAY! ft If r 1 PaIm Comdanv Otpt 3728, 4500 N.W. 13Sth Street Miami, Florida 33054 Please tend ma the following Ktm. I understand that if I'm not completely satisfied I may return it for a full and complete refund. Enclosed is check or m.o. fori 6803 Somewhere My Loves $338 (Add 55 post ea.) I enclose $1 good-wil- l deposit Ship C.O.D. I will pay postman $Z88 balance plus all shipping charges. NAME. ADDRESS. .CITY -- Ortfar STATE. -- ZIP "First, this ball plopped down. Then he came rowing up, and tartar is Family Weekly, May U, 1970 |