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Show r 18 MONDAY, JANUARY 10, THE DAILY UTAH CHRONICLE 2000 Slnavc IPIooc university BOOKSTOR In Year's First Meet "The smart choice for business calculations." Packar H ewlett ! 9BII Business Consultant 439 After a relatively poor 1999 season, in which the Utah ski team never finished above third and ended the season with an all time low fourth place at the NCAA competition," the Utes have a decidedly different look this year. However, a new coach and a revamped roster were not enough at the University ofJJtah Invitational, the opening meet of the new season, as evifinish. denced by the Utes' third-pia"home their on turf," skiing Despite y with the events taking place at Soldier Hollow and the alpine events happening in Park City, the Utes' 475 points still were not enough to catch Denver (516,5) and defending national champion Colorado (515). Utah's finish was bolstered by a strong showing from the women's downhill team, though, which finished second overall in both the slalom and giant slalom. Elizabeth Sherry and Annik Boulva both registered finishes in the slalom, while Sabrina Lawrence was fourth in the giant WALDEN football player when you're incarcerated in a federal penitentiary. Then again, if the new millennium has brought about one major change, it must be the notion that going to jail is a status symbol. Just ask former NFL great Jim Brown, who smashed out the windows of his wife's car with a baseball, bat, threatened to kill her, but found a plea bargain unacceptable because it mandated counseling. So, instead, he's to jail to maintain his dignity. going I'm sure he'll be a positive role model to all of those rapists and thugs, not to mention Rae Carruth. But then, I guess it's not so bad tha things have been altogether predictable, if not outiight boring. After all, wouldn't life seem just a little too weird without the Felony State. ..uh... Florida State Seminoles playing for the national champi- ce cross-countr- continued from page fat?0 FEATURES Over TThivrl &$wf 4;o business, statistical, and scientific functions, Calculates in algebraic notation or RPN. h 4 11 backfired just a tad when he ended up disparaging minorities, immigrants, homosexuals and AIDS patients. Apparently for Christmas g he was given lessons from Jimmy the Greek. The Miami Dolphins5 Cecil Ccllins is further proof that nothing has really changed. Despite making a salary somewhere in the neighborpublic-speakin- half a million dollars per I hood of he still feels compelled to year, commit home invasions and robberies. Old habits die hard, new millennium or not. Separate alpha keyboard for easy input. ...and much more If things had really changed, it might occur to Collins that, first of all, when you make 500 Gs, you probably have more than the neighbors you're robbing, and second, it's awfully difficult to be an effective 'P. p; ml Affordable cental rates including utilities sr. (residents pay top-fo- slalom. Othef notable finishes for Utah competitors include Rob Whitney's victory y in the men's 15k freestyle event Both Whitney and Petter Svend-se- n e had performances in the cross-countr- top-fiv- 10k classic. Meanwhile, in the men's slalom, Jernej Bukovec and Jed Schuetze took third and fifth, and Scott Woodland was fourth in the men's giant slalom. ERIC WALDEN anger-manageme- onship? I thought so, too. convenwnt fami 7? iivin lu.-orien- teZ telephone) FOR WAiTiKS LIST AHD RENTAL RATES for courtyard and higlvm apartments llllillllllli! LAYCsROU&DS VISIBLE RIOM . nt IGidiit . ur f) |
