Show ALIENS NOW NO UNDER STUBS STARS 10 AND STRIPES In Federal Court COUlt a n Good Natured Though Staid Stahl Proceeding Proceed lug Three Thre men and one woman all of oC whom first saw the light of ot day on alien shores appeared before be foro Judge Page Pace Morris Saturday 81 and after sundry and divers queries answered satisfactorily were given papers which entitle them to go to Nicaragua or any other otiler old country on the face of the tue globe and call for tal a warship If it they the get set Into trouble It was naturalization day In the fed federal federal eral oral court auld and the bench was uns In a 1 particularly facetious mood Of Ol course couise It was nil loll combined with an Oil undercurrent undercurrent rent of the real pure unadulterated water of or the tho law and duty luty But there theN was a 1 leaven to all nil of oC It which luau had various vailous members of the local bar hear heaving heavIng hearing ing their shoulders convulsively and choking down explosives which would woul have made them thorn liable for contempt of court Tekla Jansson Is a nurse who was born on one of o the tile famous fjords of the tile Scandinavian peninsula Silo She has hns been In Ill this tills country for or a num number number number ber of years ealS and has acquired Its Us hab halI habits Its Hs particularly of or dress In court this morning she appeared In a 1 neat tailor tallor mado made suit of brown wore a hat which the famous widow of ot Vienna would have havo noticed and was armed for conquest What do you ou know about tile the Con Constitution Constitution Constitution of or the tile United States was the question of Judge Morris We the people of the United States State In order artIer to enough Do you know any anymore moro more of oC It Yes Yea sir I know lenow every Inch of or it itI ItI itI I got It by b heart heartWell Well ell 1 guess youre Joure a good enough Indian bed your YOu pardon American for us And that Is how tekla tella Jansson became a personage who wIle will willbe willbe be under tinder the aegis of or Uncle Sam Sum for all the rest of her natural life Gustavus Gustaus Larsen Laisen Is a stationary en engineer engineer engineer Ho He has been In this tills country for ten years earl born In Sweden and finally made up his mind that the United States was as just about the tIle best country countr on earth lie He was questioned Intimately In regard to his knowledge of ot America the language and a anum num number ber bei of other things In which Inter International International international national law and economics were In Interjected Interjected Mr Larsen lad had evidently been a student and there was not a 1 question propounded by b the bench which ho did not answer with the facility and acumen of oC a college pro PlO professor fessor Lessor Do you understand the difference between a constitutional and a monarchical form of o government asked the tIle court Yes Yos sir In the tue monarchies there IB is II a king Icing In the constitutional gov gor government go v the ruler Is chosen by vote Judge Morris knitted his brows thoughtfully Then he ho smiled In other words tor you OU mean that In iii Ina I and In Ina Inn ina a monarchy there Is III one Icing king a n republic Is a king Lar Larson LarMen son Men nodded and went out to Mr Letcher and was given his papers Hugh McKay and Alexander Gale Cab were also enrolled rolled on under the stars and stripes The cases cas s of or Otto Max Neubert George E B Wood Woodman man roan H Hutchinson and Aaron Schwartz were continued until the first Saturday In January |