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Show WjM n Louise By Ruth Louise Partridge Two items in the late news are worrying me and making me wonder if we are losing our sense of humor. Life is hard enough without that. First, there was the individual north of here not too far who tried to get a bill passed making it unlawful to exhale cigarette smoke when non-smokers were present. Ndw, my feeling is that he was joking. No one can live with out breathing, and if he had been serious he would have tried to get a bill past to prohibit smokers where there were non-smokers. non-smokers. Even if he WAS serious, it was funny. I dare you to say it wasn't. So, while there was a flurry of fun in the beginning, it soon died, I understand, the thing was hushed up. The individual who rufflef the pelucid calm of the community and quote: 'made a laughing stock of 'is and unquote un-quote was given a scolding. Well, I think that was a darned shame. Anything with enough git-up to do anything for the public and especially es-pecially in this heat is to be congratulated. con-gratulated. People all over the country heard of that town who will never hear of it again. Laughing Laugh-ing stock, indeed! Then comes along a news reporter re-porter who gets to digging into the psyche of one of the Beatles (and an interesting psyche it must be, too) and comes away with some off-beat observations to the public generally that Christianity is on the wane and that they, the Beatles, are more popular than Jesus Christ. Now, just a minute, Dearie. Can you prove he isn't right? Can you look about you and honestly hon-estly say with assurance that Christianity ISN'T waning and the Beatles are NOT more pop PERMA-PREST JUMPERS Jumpers cf easy-care Dacron polyester and cotton or Fortrel polyester and cotton. A host of styles; skimmers, shifts, princesses. Plaids and solids. 7 to 14. 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And bare other things. And bare feet. At least the Beatles do NOT wear their long hair In curlers and they have my heartfelt thanks for it. Besides, those remarks are more than probably taken out of context. Such sensational things always are. Lemon could have used those very words while deploring de-ploring the condition he was describing. de-scribing. And when I think of the men who blaspheme and use the word, God like any other word, I just wonder what kind of people are going to start burning the books? The records for it's the same thing. What ails us, anyhow? Are we really going to lose our sense of humor? We could. We've lost about everything else. There's nothing as rediculous as the American public, I sometimes some-times think. Don't we know that there are ministers, MINISTERS, going around the country beating on their cages and howling that God is dead? Is any one anywhere any-where burning their sermons? 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FREE 207 N. 1st West 3) 6.98 Two Men Retire From Geneva Plant Retirement began this week for two veteran U.S. Steel Geneva Gene-va Works employees. They are Wesley L. Snow, who was superintendent of the structural mill and roll shop, and Ned Tucker, assistant to the division superintendent-rolling mills. Mr. Tucker's U.S. Steel service ser-vice began in 1931 a'tSouth Works in Chicago. In 1943 he was trans ferred to Geneva Works as an inspector-electrical and in 1944 was promoted to turn foreman-maintenance foreman-maintenance in the rolling mills. Later that year he was promoted to assistant general foreman-maintenance foreman-maintenance in the rolling mills. In 1956 he was promoted to superintendent super-intendent -maintenance in the rolling mill division and in 1964 was transferred to the position he held at the time of retirement. Mr. Tucker attended Arsenal Technical School in Indianapolis, Ind. He and his wife, Nedra, live at 171 North Sixth East in Provo. Mr. Snow, who attended Brig-ham Brig-ham Young University, began his . U.S. Steel service as a deputy guard in 1942. In 1944 he became a lieutenant in plant protection and later that same year was promoted pro-moted to superintendent of plant protection. In 1953 he was pro moted superintendent of the structural struc-tural mill and roll shop. Mr. Snow and his wife, Beth, live at 406 South Seventh East in Provo. DR. MORRELL CAHIRMAN OF POLITICAL SCIENCE DEPT. Dr. Edwin B. Morrell, associate associ-ate professor of political science at Brigham Young University, has been appointed chairman of the Political Science Department, it was announced today by President Ernest L. Wilkinson. The position has been held by Dr. John T. Bernhard, who also served as dean of the College of Social Sciences. Dr. Bernard will be on leave next year to assist the rector of the University of Minas Gerias at Belo Horizonte, Brazil, in the establishment of a general education program. October 14-16, 1966. Other entertainment on the program pro-gram wil 1 feature Master's of Ceremonies Carl Hancuff of the famous Salt Flats qiartetandMr. Ivo C. Anderson, a former bar-bershopper bar-bershopper from the Utah Valley chapter. Quarters who will entertain during the evening are: The E vans Quartet from Salt Lake City and Ogden, 1960 World Champions; the Magnifiers from Salt Lake City Beehive Statesman chapter and a quartet from the Logan and Utah Valley chapters. Tickets will be available from chapter membership and sold at the door. Orem - Geneva Times HAROLD B. SUMNER and Publisher Publisueu avery Thursday at Orem, Utah. Office and plant located at 546 South State Street.' Mailing address: P.O.1 Box 65, Orem Utah 84057. Subscription price: $3.50 per year. 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