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"It's a feather in theskull cap of medicine." Although Slaves is responding well to post operative treatment, some side effects have been noticed. She awakens at dawn every morning mor-ning and immediately rouses all other hospital patients with a resounding "Cock-a-doodle-do, man." Doctors report she is gaining strength despite only pecking at her food and that she has a fondness for wearing combs in her hair. Hospital officials laughed off reports that Slaves might be "chicken hearted" for the rest of her life, noting that only chicken liver transplants have produced such psychological effects. Panama Hat, Panama High Panamanian officials of-ficials have reported that the proposed Panama Canal treaties, the first of which was recently passed by the U.S. Senate, will not be approved until drug allegations against President Carter's brother Billy are investigated. Roberto Dole, head of Panama's department of inferiors, said no action will be taken on the treaties until the charges are studied. The president's brother is accused of being the major supplier of an intoxicating beverage called "Billy Beer," which medical experts say not only affects the brain and liver but also the common sense of the American public. ( Billy Carter's financial advisor, Burt Lance, said his client will not make a statement until after af-ter his appearances on the "Gong Show" and "All-Star Anything Goes." "It would be beneath his dignity to respond at this time," Lance said. Uguessedit, Uganda President Idi Amin has been awarded the Notell "Rest in Peace" award by the Ugandan Society of Undertakers. Upon presenting the miniature gold tombstone, USU President Wanna Urbodi called Amin "the man most responsible for putting the Ugandan undertaking under-taking profession on solid ground through his unrelenting efforts to promote business." "It can be a grave mistake to -.underestimate the power of this man," Urbodi added. "There have been many plots against him but it is his enemies who always end up in them . " Appearing before hundreds of thousands of spectators cheering at gun point, Amin accepted the award with a wide grin and remarked, "I can digit." Pisa, Italy Italian terrorists have threatened to straighten up the fabled Leaning Tower of Pisa if their demands are not met by April 1 . A group calling themselves the "Italian Sole Brothers" sent a note to the Italian government, which was recently kidnapped, stating that the lean look would be taken from the tower if all of Italy's unemployed were not given a pair of Gucci Guc-ci shoes. A government spokeswoman, allowed by his kidnappers to talk to reporters, said the situation would be given careful consideration as soon as IFAMMJ Complete Turkey Dinner Includes: Soup Salad Turkey with Dressing Vegetable Roll 50.25 tO OK children 'under 12 Thursday, March 30 6 iO p.m. ML AIM CAIF! nign l aiming ornciais are released for ransom. "We know these loafers are serious," said Tourism Minister Kay Passb, "and we're going to look at all the angles. We don't like dealing with these heels but if the tower is straightened and we lose all those tourist dollars, who's going to foot the bill?" NATIONAL Washington A new bill calling for the creation of a 26-acre wilderness area in downtown Washington will be introduced in the House of Representatives on April 1. In a joint statement released Wednesday, 42 congressman said they would personally donate the money needed to establish the wildlife preserve and they expressed ex-pressed confidence that these funds would be supplemented by donations from former congressmen. If approved, the preserve would be called Tongsun Park. The joint statement asserted that the timing of the proposal was in no way designed to affect the testimony of the South Korean rice dealer now appearing before Senate investigators. Guffaw, Arkansas Two railroad tanker cars carrying nitrous oxide ruptured Tuesday evening after a train derailed in the Guffaw suburb of Chuckles, allowing the colorless, sweet-smelling gas to spread among the heavily populated area. Nitrous oxide is also known as "laughing gas" and the accident sent the town into hysterics. Rescue workers were the first to arrive at the scene of the accident and they immediately began howling as they surveyed the damage. As the severity of the mishap became more apparent, ap-parent, laughter engulfed the entire community. "This is, ha, ha, ha, very serious," Guffaw Mayor Dan Druff said Tuesday night, "but fortunately, for-tunately, ha, ha, ha, no one, ha ha, was hurt." Trying to make the best of a good situation, Druff called out the National Guard dental corps to perform all needed dental work on Guffaw residents while the gas was free. San Juan Capistrano, California The swallows left Capistrano Monday, complaining that the .area is infested with too many humans. "This place is not for the birds," swallow majority leader Harry Byrd told the reporters. Just prior to the swallows' arrival in Capistrano on March 9, the neighborhood was inundated with hundreds of thousands of apparently ap-parently homeless humans. Experienced humanwatchers were unable to account for the unusually large flock and efforts to expel them were unsuccessful. In an attempt to lure the female humans from the area, recorded announcements announ-cements of close out sales in nearby towns were played repeatedly but to no avail. The crowd also was fed chili and milk in hopes they would offend each other but this, too, failed and the swallows took flight. Philadelphia Mayor Frank Rizzo has announced announ-ced that he will not seek another term but will become a national leader for the oppressed white majority. Rizzo said it is becoming harder and harder for whites to push minorities around and that it's time to take a stand. In fact, he said he might take several if they aren't chained down. Humming Hum-ming his campaign tune, "We Shall Overwhelm," Over-whelm," the former police chief claimed that whites are now the country's most disadvantaged disadvan-taged group despite holding virtually every position of power on local and national levels. "The facts are all there in black and white for anybody who wants to read them," Rizzo declared. 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