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Show ARIES-Look at the bright side. You could be serving time for all the "pranks" you've pulled. TAURUS A day to savor and enjoy. Pretend you're the lead in an old novel, making witty remarks and acting courageously.! GEMINI Think about the outside world. Watch films from Northern Ireland on the TV news tonight and send condolences to the victims. CANCER Don't take yourself or others too seriously today.The world woke up absurd this morning you should too. LEO Let your emotions take charge. Tell off your spouse or lover; you'll both feel better later on today. VIRGO-Think political today. Go register to vote. SCORPIO-Ignore criticism; they don't know your true motives for acting anyway. SAGITTARIUS-Concentrate on old friends this day. You will need their comfort shortly. CAPRICORN Let your parental instincts through. Go down to the Humane Society and adopt a stray cat. LIBRA: Today you will be attacked at-tacked by four lascivious blonde nymphomaniacs andor satyrs. Prepare accordingly. AQUARIUS-Settle back down into your old routine. Take it easy for a while. PISCES-Hike up City Creek Canyon and rap with God. He'll appreciate the attention, and so will you. |