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Show 9 jbututa, But 9 Jeaia By STEVE WILLIAMS Politeness is the art of careful choosing among your thoughts. It's my gag, and evcryon gets to beat me to it ! ! LoAnn Smith over at the Beaver County Courthouse advised ad-vised us that there had be no marriage licenses issued in the county for the past six months, r and four couples had got them selves un-hitched. And we had a good gag all worked up about it, but last week our linotype went on the blink and we had to set the paper in Fillmore Fill-more (thanks to Bill Wilson and his Millard Co. Progress equipment) and by the time we got ready to use the gag Dr. Davie had told the Democrats Demo-crats about it, and Dan Valentine Valen-tine had featured it in his Salt Lake Tribune column. Next time LoAnn tells us a good one, we'll keep it secret until The News is in the mail. A yawn is just nature's way of letting married men open their mouths once in a while. See where Max Abbot, one of the more popular of Mil-ford's Mil-ford's former high school principals, prin-cipals, has received a two-year two-year appointment as staff associate as-sociate at the Midwest Administration Admin-istration Center in Chicago. And Leland Rex.another former Milford principal, will take Mr. Ajbbot's place as superintendent su-perintendent of the Uintah Basin schools. Mrs. Martha Barton received re-ceived a letter this week that was on the mail plane which collided with an army jet over Las Vegas. The letter was from her son, Glenn, Barton of Sacramento, but no one has been able to figure what a letter let-ter mailed at Sacramento ad- dressed to Milford was doing on a non-stop Los Angeles to Denver flight. See where you can buy the popular Browning Automatics in Milford now. Babe Ruth has just been appointed authorized author-ized Browning representative for the area, and will stock the guns at his B & J Club. Ronnie Gale says some folks' idea of a law-abiding motorist is a guy who always slows down when he passes a stop sign. And Hank Simpson over at Ely says his Nevada Hotel Bar is not the one that was recommended by "Drunken Heinz." Mrs. Rachel Neeley came up this week with an 8 34-inch egg that measured 7 12 in. around, and it had two complete com-plete eggs inside it. Pretty busy times at the Beaver County Hospital; at least we've been unable to' obtain ob-tain Hospital News the last two weeks. George Jefferson, recuperating recuperat-ing from a heart attack, and Jesse E. Long, recuperating 'from a cerebral hemorrhage, both are reported as "getting along satisfactorily" in the Beaver County Hospital. Suzy Says: Sympathy is what one girl offers another in exchange for details. |