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Show Page 10 g M M H K C K K y v y v v M ( Ott( P)f Gight by Paul Llndquist So you're going to finally graduate? You've spent so many long years here worrying about filling general ed.. requirements, praying that dumb old Professor Jones will give you a "C" so you can play football for the frat, hoping they'll hold one more beauty contest this year because your the last girl in the whole school who hasn't won one and your sure to at least get attendant. Full time employment a-vailable anyplace in U.S. or Canada. $500 - $100 per month distributing L.D.S. Children's products. Call 782-6657 between 8-9 a.m. or 5-6 p.m. Babysitters. Sign up now for summer jobs. Many available. Also full time babysitters needed. Merry Maids, 2220 Grant Ave. Temporary Secretaries. Work your own hours by the day, week or month. Good companies and good salaries. No fees. Merry Maids, 2220 Grant Ave. Live-ins. Several needed now. Openings in Brigham, Salt Lake and Ogden areas. Available at present time. Merry Maids, 2220 Grant Ave End Store Sales. Not necessary to have experience. Company will train. Must be clean cut and able to work well with people. A-l Employment, 2220 Grant Ave. Secretary. Must type 50 plus, shorthand 80 plus. Should be able to work well with people. Good salary. A-l Employment, 2220 Grant Ave. Get a great new or used Volkswagen, Porsche, or Mercedes at terrific savings. Save hundreds on cars imported direct from Germany. For prices and information contact Scott Parkinson at 392-6972. ; K M n it -9 e it r ""7 frz-r-ng mv: I (MiffiililH, l - - . - . -VT . . CLASSIFIEDS Gosh, just think about all the swell things that have happened to you while you were a part of this really fun college remember when Tom, the fat b., came to the Luau smashed out of his mind wearing his lei in an indescent spot and tried to seduce a pineapple. ..or when John, the practical joker, came to the Costume Ball dressed as a dish of spaghetti and meat balls. ..and remember ole' Professor Riccards in MM As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. Josh Billings. Apt. for rent for male $25 month all utilities paid 1070 40th st. Call 393-0555 Brent or Kevon Miller. For Sale: '69 Dodge GTS, auto transmission, bucket seats, vinyl top. Needs some work. Will sell $300 under book. 392-2489. Male-Part time work, hours variable, must have clean appearance and car. Pay: $2.00 per hour. Culligan Water Conditioning, 263 24th St, ask for Bob. Planned Parenthood: Counseling, testing and information; confidential; professional services. Day: 399-9377; Evenings: 782-5267. "MEN of all trades to NORTH SLOPE, ALASKA and the YUKON, around $2800.00 a month. For complete information write to Job Research, P. O. Box 161, Stn-A Toronto, Ont. Enclose $3.00 to cover cost". Summer Employment: $200 a week, work anywhere in six states. Reply P. O. 26 Provo Utah for personal interview. Typing and stenographic service; accurate and speedy. Theses, reports, statistical typing, editing, etc.394-3766. SIGNPOST class3 arriage and ramily the one who used to tell the dirty jokes about premarital sex and how his marriage to Hot-Lips Lewis came as suchr a shock to everyone, including the now deceased Mrs. Riccards?There were the sad moments too, like when Diane had her wedding plans spoiled when her boyfriend, the handsome Tallyman, tried to do the splits off the trampoline the night of the big game and landed on the tuba up in the Pep band or when Fran, the student radical, was thrown in jail for defiling the Moench Statue.... or the terrible time when Miss Carryover, the young anthropology teacher who was so interested in ape behavior, ran off with the defense coach of the football team. Yes, yes, there were wonderful times to remember I when you have to leave this xbig, ole wonderful place to go out into the world on your own. Just think, this time next year you'll come home from your Sjob at the base or from the supermarket, collapse in a big chair of your very own and tell mom all your troubles. And Jkmaybe, every once in a while, think back to all the fun things you did back in college and think how all those fun things Jryou did put you exactly where you are today. Think, as you sit in your secure little cub byhole, how well your college Jryears have prepared you for the outside world with all it s stark realities. M Winning fourth place in the Big Sky Conference and fourth in the Boise Invitational golf meets, Weber's one-legged golfer, Larry Winchester, thinks the cast on his leg helps him hit straighter, to his r i' ii i: itfitwur nwr Tl)e groom vore a saede morning coat And the bride wore a dress. Her dia monds? They Mim54 carat were trom M3s49V total weight- the jewelry store that knows how she's changed All in 14 Karat gold mountings. JEWELERS My, how you've changed1 Downtown 2431 Washington Sears Center 3675 Wall Use one of our convenient ch.irge plans' "Pna's m.iv v.trv .UYurdmf; to r.Kl diamond wi'n;ht Illustrations inlji);i-d 7 LARRY WINCHESTER golfs broken leg. surprize. Larry's leg was broken last December (on the day after his birthday while traveling to California) when one of the trailers of a semi-truck carrying 52 heads of cattle buried him in the snow and mud as he and a friend were removing the snow chains from their car. He had to be dug out. Larry was , besides being lucky to be alive, told that he wouldn't be able to even think of playing golf for nine months. peasant Friday, May 21, 1971 1 V without being bothered by his But determination has healed him to the point where when Larry first shot his nine holes while dragging his cast-laden leg, he scored just two over par. If Not Better He qualified for Weber's Golf team and is scoring as well as, if not better, than he did while standing on both feet. Larry is now fluctuating between second and third man's position on Weber's team. 1 carat JfMJ? !,W' 7 |