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Show MILES STONES (By FRANK MILES) This is to announce that Prisma Pris-ma Hall -will no longer take charge of the Poisonals. We are trying to persuade Mrs. Whitney Ciide to take her place. ' n Anyone who wishes his name to appear in this column, please write to the editor before Mjay 10. We aim to please. Famous last words: E. Waldron, (referring to Evelyn) :But you've never been in love, Chick. M. Iverson and Cecil Gates have been studying The Romantic Man. Girls, not "too rough. D President Nicholes started something some-thing when he appealed for some college stunts. There was costume parading, yelling in assembly, half-shaved heads, overalls on girls and bowler hats. What will blossom forth next in this warm weather? -D We hear Miss Taylor's physiology physiolo-gy classes are becoming still more interesting. D Boyd McAllister has been suffering suf-fering from pleurisy, a heart ail ment. Who could be so mean as to make poor Boyd suffer so? June Mocdy, who put disinfecting disinfect-ing floor cleaner in the soap vats? D Let us mourn for Sugar Lips, Fair of form and broad of hips, Gone tout not forgotten. (At the request of .Bessie Richardson.) Rich-ardson.) Dili Di-li you see a bent figure with a worried countenance peering around under benches and tables, you can be sure that Mr. Mac is still on the job, looking for new talent. D And something ought to be said about Flash Atkin, the iniib the inimitable the wonderful basketball basket-ball player. Famout last words Bernard Cannon I've took verbs every year since the fifth grade and now I don't know nothin' about them. B Grant Bowler still thinks there was some tiring wrong in the D day queen elections. The fortuneteller fortune-teller told him that he would be elected by a large majority. D Famous sayings: "When I was up on the Big Horn " Here's to that athlete Bleak. Who certainly takes the cake, His speed and passing and stamina stam-ina - Are the talk of all Salt Lake. Here's to the Sophomores Owlish and wise They are so putrified They attract the flies. Where's my rubbing alcohol? Our noble track coach cries, 'Til staggering 'round the corner The track team he espies. Why was Aviator Waldron so particular in which car he went to Cedar? i D I wonder haw much oil it would take to remove the squeaks from the pencil sharpener, in the library. li-brary. Cleo Higgins had an embarrassing embarras-sing moment recently when a certain young man entered the store and asked for a certain article ar-ticle about which she knew noth ing. D r Woodrow Seegmiller got thrown from a horse the other day and reports have it that when he . came down he had a buzzard's nest and three eggs in the seat of his pants, j D 3 Let our your hem, girls. Dresses jj are growing longer with the days. $ 'D Speaking of long dresses, CTark fj Foster's eyes are improving. il The thin legs of Myles Judd, as seen in the boys' day theatri- 5 cal, were a distinct shock and dis- appointment to his feminine ad- D i Send in your contributions for I a magnifying glass and false whis- 3 kers for Chief Constable Gubler S i and Gum-shoe Wayne Robertson. I Dh- Here's to the first years, Foolish and small, Never sluff classes, But go to them all. j I D. Kraack is going to start up j from the bottom in the navy. He jj B says he realizes that it will take & gj time and he doesn't expect to be ' an admiral for several years. 1 The other day Melba Paxman ; received a phone call. "Miss Pax- ; B man," came a deep, sonorous ; g voice over the wires, "I am test- ; p ing voices for the Pathe sound ( cartoons. Would you mind sing-H sing-H ing a snatch from one of the igj popular songs from about three I feet from the phone?" The Old g Oaken Bucket trailed faintly M across the void. "Now from about two inches please." (Pause). "There that's much more audible. Thank you very much, Miss Paxman, and E pleasant dreams." 1 D m I could tell you a lot more j jokes, but you would only laugh P at them. m ij Edith Larson has been sparked 1 by a side-burned shiek from over If Washington way. Don't do any-H any-H thing we wouldn't do. H D M 'Tis the night of the college play 'm try outs, the judges are looking wise, when all of a sudden out on the stairs a terrific din squaks out. It comes nearer and one can tell that someone has aspirations ) as an opera singer. The door op- I ens and a diminutive bundle of pep bounces into the view of the breathless audience. Who told you? How did you know it was Fritz Seegmiller, cousin to the aforementioned afore-mentioned broncho-buster? D Advertisement I cure all horse V diseases and love sickness Verl Gordon. I D Naomi Atkin and Cal Whitehead 5 have been seen together quite a 1 bit lately. What a super-race we shall have. 5 In a proposed cantata, Gum-S Gum-S shoe Wayne will take the part of President Nicholes; Lewis Chris- tian will be Registrar Bentley, the 2 future rich man; Nellie Marshall I will toe Juanita Pulsipher, an eli-S eli-S gible young widow. Nicholes will be the heavy villain. Mr. Paxman looked hurt; when I asked what was wrong he sobbed 5 that after saying all those nice 5 things about Coach in Devotional, not one nice thing was said in return. The German class is getting along ganz gute and they said "Little Red Riding Hood" was delightful de-lightful translating. If anyone runs up to you and breathlessly mutters "bunnies dayos", don't let him see you axe afraid, it's merely an escaped Spanish student. |