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Show TEXAN MANNERS When It comes to gallantry, Tex-ans Tex-ans cannot be beat. As an example, a rough old gaffer from the oil fields who was Just preparing to dig Into a succulent piece of roast pig at a barbecue when someone careened into him from behind and knocked his plate to the ground. In a rage he bellowed, "You hawg! You want all the space there is?" and then he perceived the offender - was the dignified wife of his host. Without a second thought he amended his statement, "Lady hawg, that Is, ma'am." |