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You want all the space there is?" and then he perceived the offender - was the dignified wife of his host. Without a second thought he amended his statement, "Lady hawg, that Is, ma'am." in. in ' ' MUTT AND JEFF HESA GOOD V ok., I'll Buy W X By Bud Fuher ,DQN,T WANT b r HAVE HAFOR SoTtS MmMA )W SwSE LIVlHg ALONE j Both Legs Same Age An elderly lady, having been troubled with pains in her leg for some time, consulted her physician. "It's rheumatism," he told her, "but we must expect such ailments as we grow older." "Nonsense," was the reply. "It has nothing to do with age. My other leg isn't one bit younger and it doesn't bother me at all." Gets Around She, with indifference: "I believe I may have seen you somewhere." He, with equal indifference: "There is no doubt you have. I go there often." JITTER r : By Arthur Pointer VOU'fi ACUTE LITTLE FELLOW SO THAT'S WHERE" YOU WENT! V0U T D I - " V" BUT ONE MONKEY IS TOO MANV ) ARC STAYING IN THE MONKEY HOUSE Q I D M "I ( lFj INTERESTED IN DETAILS 1 I PETS OP I I T yjyf" ' ALL SORTS A stranger walked Into the pet shop and asked for the proprietor. "I have come to Inquire about your advertisement in this morning's paper for a man to retail Imported canaries," he announced. "Glad to see you, sir. Are you In-terested In the Job?" asked the proprietor. "Oh, no. I was Just curious to know how the canaries came to lose their tails," the placid stranger replied. WYLDE AND WOQLY B B t Th OTTE S&i ' KEEP OUT OF HIS WAY.' I "B IFELLAH? y I THAT'S RAMBUNCTIOUS IS HE AV M !?..TntiruV WHy' MAN- - , " When to Laugh An actress was once appearing opposite a ham actor who took himself very seriously. Like most hams, he was temperamental, and found something new to complain about every night. One night, between acts, he cor-nered the actress and said: "I saw you laughing at me dur-ing the last scene. I demand that you stop laughing at me on the stage." "Oh, I never laugh at you on the stage," said the actress Innocently. "I always wait until I have re-turned to my dressing room." N "I don't think it's fair, after oil the mischief I man- - Sjjjr aged to get away with today, to end up with a sponkin' for something I didn't do!" Very Practical but No Joke 'Ubr COULD BE TRUE ' "The new baby has It's father's nose and its mother's eyes." "Yes, and if grsndpop doesn't stop leaning over the crib, It's going to have Us teeth." t |