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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD THE FEATHERHEADS HMj VJHY OHLy You IMFDSE Too MUCH MOW TAKE Today he TAKE KIND Or WORK RATHER AMV Tham run .into debt I WELL WAS TteTtMS" to ?ET WOKS' FROM ME- i tfoE STRNEL, HELL Monograms Make Youy AMERICAN BOAR Linens Doubly prec;c AND IS THRILLING GAME DANGEROUS PATTKRY U2a WHAT SAY? Fixed for Life M to hear. HE HAS A STEADY Joe There is no other "animal In the United States that will accommodate as a wild you as quickly with a tight boar. r The boars found on Santa Cruz island off the California coast attain a weight of 250 pounds, mostly nius cle. They have tusks, one on either side of the lower jaw, which articulate in an upward and outward curve on two shorter, but heavier canines of tire upper jaw. This sharpens them to knlfehke edges. Large boars will charge a man as soon as he appears within reasonable a The Tall One When I say distance. At this stage of the game my never I It. change mean the animal becomes totally indiffer thing I mind. ent to the barking dog, lowers his The Short One Im mighty glad head, and begins champing his jaws to hear It. I remember some mighty until he actually froths at the mouth. Interesting things you said about Then he takes a few uncertain steps once paying back ten dollars you forward and with coughing, guttural borrowed. grunts rushes with surprising speed at the man foe. CRACKS DOWN I have never allowed one to advance beyond the uncertain steps. The champing jaws, and the click ot those white daggers is thrill enough in fact, a bullet to the right place at the first possible moment Is the natural Impure, and the sane action for the safety of both man and dog especially the dog. II. II. Sheldon in Field and Stieam. slAD AT LAST 7 mtfib aJW! XS 1$ 4LA M. PAYNE C By SMATTER PO-P- Fop Hag AH the Answers f'T' O I SuREi-V-, Variety's the Spice of Life- -, monograms, too, for the sms ones today combine letters in , ing sizes. Thats why we tnci four different alphabets a iar; medium and two small ones s, you may scramble your own. i w ork up easily and quickly, u t combination of satin, seed and iti strf tonhole stitches with a bit of work. Anyone with "Hope L tt F linens will find these alphabets, total fit t liable. They beautifully h diamond or triangular shape. Pattern 1120 comes transfer pattern of to you an alpha! inches high ; one 2 inches high inches high; two alphabets 1 p fon; iaikto 8 pi i e look j ()W matlon for placing initials and e tOge grams ; illustrations of all sh uiag needed. Gravity Slowly Changing, rt was Send 15 cents in stamps or Russ Scientists Discover rs (coins preferred) to The Sew in. riaar The force of gravity, which keeps cle, Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth le dt N. Y. rocks, houses, and men from, flying New York, off the rotating earth like water or in mud flies from the rapidly turning Weeks Supply of PostumF ' ii t, Bead the offer made by the Pr wheels of an auto, is changing no ho What's a satirical touch, pa? w It's the fellow who borrows ticeably in same places on our Company in another part of ti money of you and then kids you globe. A Soviet scientific expedition per. They will send a full weeks duma in the Caucasus has found unmis- ply of health giving Postum about it whenever you meek le and who writes for it Adi takable evidence in that region that over a period of years the pull at k co' HIGHBROWS Well Pas It the earths center on all matter t tha faci Finders arent always keept around it has varied. Objects whose A state law jfcs mass has remained identical have Massachusetts. fluctuated in weight. Since the vide3 that a person finding mor tt or pull of gravity comes from exact- goods to the value of $3 or jincd l eha ly the center of the earths total must notify police headquarters mass and becomes greater as this public notice or advertise the her center is approached, It is thought In a newspaper. ill ot the variation detected must be due fu cr to gigantic shifts of matter under til in the earths crust which result j th Salt Lake City Direc quad moving the earth's center of gravity. It can easily be seen how such uug shifts would affect the weight of obL that understood is jects when it of anything is greater at She Why is it you never mention the weight the bottom of a mine than it is at ancestors? jour the earth. Likewise ter F He Because I believe in letting the surface of 150,000 feet Used & New p a man weighs more standing at the he i bygones. bygones he would North or South pole than Sizes W', 3i" 1" jd clos weigh at the equator, partly because Structural Steel and Plate Sfaird FANS KNOW on the flattened pole he is nearer the center of the earth. Pathfinder Mag Ci d. Monsey Iron & Metal azine. ti Lull Sait Sid West , No Use Talking By Ted O'Loughlin FINNEY OF THE TORCE u, w IT!? SEEIM' HcZ try MoiSHT YEl THIS b Lv, WHAT ARE YOU WHELK 6ONNA1 ROW UFJ YOU Pud o in he. AD ? r Perfect Team Work REGLAR FELLERS An' WHAT ARE TOO GONNA BE, PINHEAD ? THINK. IU. BE A DENTIST I ON ACCOUNT OF THEY MAKE LOTS OF MONEY OH NO 1 I M GONNA OPEN youre so a BE A DENTIST TOO GONNA taffy rm STORE Wr;j GONNA HELP I'M 7C0 fl South PuddinHEAO not T Equipped to Pare Andrew Newman of Daiystovvn Irish Free State, dug up a potato that weighed two and three-quartpounds. On examining the spud" and trying to cut it he found some thing hard inside. When he cut the potato he found a pocket knife which he had lost two years before. 7 eCV3- "- By O. JACOBSSON An Overload ADAMSONS ADVENTURES A man ought never do card tricks. Why not? If he wins in a card body looks suspicious, doesnt win everyobdy to learn to let game everyand if he laughs. DREAM ON, BOY for liver, Dr. Pierces Pellets are bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative three for a cathartic. Adv. Is Understood you mean It, you never express It If B Flavin iuoe U. S. Certified Pullorum -- Tested Chicks White Leghorns, Rhode Island Uarred Plymouth Rocks, for UcDdii'jarlors for Hart brooders, fir natural, artificial, Ala gas, can bo U)cd aryivbcrc. n Rad ant. Phene, new Sol-Uwire for prices and complete RAMSHAW HATCHEItia Salt Lake to 3687 So. state SL TIKPANOGOS 303 South 7th East HATCHE2T fw"'1 ply you tie i lace. n Ji he the 6 tt jo t en f ree V mg ttred ti your sympathy awkwardly. so 'he vi me vhe Hear the Greatest Symphony Orchesb Ever to Tour the West THE PHILADELPHIA 0HCKES1 SYMPHONY pfcr.'ooM Tins Hasty ioiru'.ion men Eirt" oveBIHlNb YOUR (ctHftRKS LfO NETo eeutU- E- You ARE IN NEEO vOmvT SHALL Vl SA- Y- A COvJDoY GENTlf ME- N- S.OL1VER WITHERS SoefeSVIS VUul? CONSlOfc RATION EMPLOYMENT. Fo I . By FRED HARMAN YHiS toKoiHtRF where mans Hoss Hides is A a man an" aint yanneo Engaged? Why, he Is younger than she is. , Yes, but he doesnt know it." MAYBE VAO LIKE "TRlOE ONE OF OCR HoSE.Cs FORE YA 6rr Ho SCfflOUS Bout THIS Ao6. f C'i MEOW-OW-OW- ! Mail Orders 3i Now JUTS Address Symphony Concert, Deseret Nows. O pvna i P SALT LAKE TABERNACLE Auspices oi tha DESERET NEWS, Salt Lake City First 27 rows main floor center " " Next 20 rows Center of Balcony Sides of Ealcony Sides, underneath Balcony . (PRICES INCLJDIHG ha dv d I ite Tuesday, May 5th, at 8:15 Cow Ranch, l mg LEOPOLD STOKOWSKY Introducing B. Oliver Withers on h iDdi l! Conducted by BRONC PEELER 9 tiid )"is k iil rai th tt ver lit In Ills Toi fe fra 8 ver J TAX) Enclose stamped, 5' f0 1 k TI2E MEWESUSIE ESOTEIL WRIGLEY'5 tS ALWAYS ' J. REFRESH- ING k A uh iCopyt iftht Th by lie called his mother a wildcat. That took some courage." "Oh, he didnt do It in words; he sent her a package of catnip." Try I J ' ;,V A- - ifrl MAKING LLf n First F.gg coward? 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